Comments on: Wikipedia's Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense

Wikipedia's Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense

Gator — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:22:42 -0800

Wikipedia's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense category is a veritable goldmine of...well. I had never heard of a Mushroom Tattoo, for example, nor did I know about the tragic exploitation of the Gnomish Nation or the truth about the American Revolution. Towards the end, Ronald Reagan's condition was even sadder than I thought. And why shouldn't we believe in Atlantis, or for that matter the bearatross or Alphonse W. Turkeyman?

By: Gator

Gator — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:23:12 -0800

Mentioned in AskMe once upon a time.

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:38:58 -0800

Recently, in Victoria BC, the toilets seats had all gone missing out of the police station. True story. They tried to start an investigation, but they had nothing to go on.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:42:35 -0800

I, Gadmar the All-Seeing, have come back from the grave to say that Bush sucks. And I still like jellybeans.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:47:58 -0800

I especially liked the section on Goatsefication. It's the sister phenomenon of gentrification, only it involves assholes moving into the neighbourhood.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:50:06 -0800

Infinite recursion 1. REDIRECT Recursion, infinite Recursion, infinite 1. REDIRECT Infinite recursion

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:54:09 -0800

I wonder how many of these still exist on Uncyclopedia.

By: allen.spaulding

allen.spaulding — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:28:57 -0800

I can't believe that author passed up the chance to coin the term gnunion.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:58:14 -0800

By: Mijo Bijo

Mijo Bijo — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:12:32 -0800

"There is a rock band called the Presidents of the United States of America; however, no person has both held the office of President of the U.S. and played in that band." "That should be rectified. "

By: TungstenChef

TungstenChef — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:45:28 -0800

Holy crap, I never though I'd live to see the day that mushroom tattoo appeared on the front page of Metafilter.

By: Plutor

Plutor — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:15:26 -0800

Sigh. BJAODN is so essential to my enjoyment of Wikipedia that I never really thought that there were people out there who hadn't heard of it. I should make an FPP that links to Wikipedia's (non-encyclopedic) sage advice, like Don't stuff beans up your nose and There is a cabal if you want there to be one.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:34:19 -0800

I never remembered to put these edits to Homo Floresiensis on there. Subtle.

By: missbossy

missbossy — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 20:16:38 -0800

That bearatross is the dumbest and yet funniest thing I've seen in days. Thanks. This week sucked up to now.

By: Tlogmer

Tlogmer — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:43:32 -0800

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 15:28:24 -0800

Best. Friday. Ever.