Explosives for everyone!

December 8, 2005 3:24 PM

9306 Bombs, Grenades, Torpedoes, Mines, Missiles & Similar Munitions of War now available at the Ukraine outlet mall (free samples too!). Apparently it's just a click away to get just about any type of explosive you could imagine too.
posted by Guerilla (15 comments total)

Man, now I need to revise my x-mas list...
posted by phrontist at 3:29 PM on December 8, 2005

I recall the USSR at one point stating that some military items were missing. Hmmm...
posted by Guerilla at 3:32 PM on December 8, 2005

posted by Heywood Mogroot at 3:44 PM on December 8, 2005

"The .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting."
"These are brand new; we just got these in...that's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go...you can't miss. Anything else?"
"Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range-"
"-Hey, just what you see, pal!"
posted by Smart Dalek at 3:49 PM on December 8, 2005

Oh, this is good.
posted by 40 Watt at 3:52 PM on December 8, 2005

AAAAAAAAAAA+ Seller!
posted by kika at 4:01 PM on December 8, 2005

That makes two posts today with fitting poster names.
posted by dsword at 4:09 PM on December 8, 2005

What the balls is up with the West African cocaine depot on that site, too?

Lord Almighty.

I'd be delighted to learn that this is all some giant honeypot operation.

...

FWIW, Lord of War springs to mind. An underrated film.
posted by Sticherbeast at 4:17 PM on December 8, 2005

I do not wanna be around when this Internet bubble bursts...
posted by wendell at 4:20 PM on December 8, 2005

Um, am I on a watchlist now that I looked at the link?
posted by fenriq at 5:11 PM on December 8, 2005

Just in time to provide last-minute Christmas shopping ideas too! Truly 'tis the season.
posted by clevershark at 5:15 PM on December 8, 2005

So Mr Fenrig, can you give me your exact whearabouts on Dec 8th at 5:11 p.m?
posted by Mr Bluesky at 5:49 PM on December 8, 2005

"whereabouts"..shimuthafu!
posted by Mr Bluesky at 5:50 PM on December 8, 2005

There are also a lot of former military weapons coming out of the Czech Republic. (This company supplied a lot of the hardware seen in Lord of War)
posted by Tenuki at 5:52 PM on December 8, 2005

Yet, strangely, the Czecks do not accept checks.
posted by wendell at 6:41 PM on December 8, 2005