Scene opens in Death Star conference room. Grand Moff Tarkin, Darth Vader and Boba Fett in intense discussion.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Polls show we're just not resonating with the moisture farmers, the cargo runners- you know, the common people. Something must be done!
Darth Vader: We want you to get out there, Boba Fett, really mix it up in the neighborhood. Get to know folks, help them out. Fix their fences for them, pick up litter. That sort of thing. Show the kinder, dark
gentler side of the Empire.
Grand Moff Tarkin: And take a company of stormtroopers with you! Oh, and some of those delicious shortbread cookies our Sith Lord friend makes that are so yummy!
Darth Vader (blushing behind mask): Aw, you're too kind! It's an old family recipe, pretty simple...
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