Comments on: She's very bendy.

She's very bendy.

debralee — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:34:28 -0800

The ultimate rubber woman. (embedded video clip)

By: SassHat

SassHat — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:41:22 -0800

Oh dear.

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:42:26 -0800

Hauntingly repulsive.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:43:01 -0800

Fark is looking for this.... They lost it a couple of years ago..

By: pjern

pjern — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:50:25 -0800

holy.... jeezu....... oh my g...... i'm speechless. Utterly.

By: knapah

knapah — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:59:57 -0800

...why does that make me think of a strange spider-human hybrid....? disturbing.

By: teece

teece — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:00:45 -0800

That makes my back hurt, watching that.

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:01:20 -0800

Most of it is not very attractive. But still, I would love to have sex with someone that flexible. I think I have a sufficiently vibrant imagination to make it worth my while. Kind of like a real life Aeon Flux.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:04:31 -0800

I think I have a sufficiently vibrant imagination to make it worth my while. You're twisted dude.

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:11:22 -0800

Tough act to follow.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:11:26 -0800

It's your ligaments calling, they miss you.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:14:35 -0800

The woman in the silver bodysuit has no bones. I went to high school with a girl who could do freaky contortionist stuff like that-- by which I mean she did it on stage; what she may have been capable of in bed was left up to my sixteen-year-old imagination. I remember she did this one trick where she bent over backwards onto all fours, and then kind of loped... I can't describe it, but it was like something out of Clive Barker.

By: Stunt

Stunt — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:14:49 -0800

woah. Ok, that was creepy as hell, although I'm sure the music had something to do with it as well. Still, fairly awesome. What humans are capable of always manages to surprise me.

By: designbot

designbot — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:15:04 -0800

Ha! Somebody's skirt falls off about a minute into the clip, and she picks it up hastily and refastens it. (Look for the audience members in the yellow cheerleader-type outfits at the far right.)

By: arialblack

arialblack — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:20:03 -0800

There was a contortionist fellow in Battery Park this summer, wearing a bumblebee-striped leotard and one of those smiling 'drama' masks. He could walk and swing on his hands in a way that I'm still struggling to forget. and last minute santa claus = holiday bonus points!

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:27:10 -0800

I would love to have sex with someone that flexible. That's her job, dude. She probably wants to leave her work at the office.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:27:31 -0800

Mrs. Incredible, you're trying to seduce me.

By: booksandlibretti

booksandlibretti — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:29:58 -0800

arialblack, I'm guessing we saw the same guy -- I saw someone similar in South St. Seaport in late summer, but he was in red and black. Dreadlocks? This bendy girl -- most of her act I'm okay with, but there's some connection in her lower back that is just not right. Eesh. My animal brain thinks she should be very broken indeed if her back's doing that.

By: kcds

kcds — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:33:25 -0800

Bend me, shape me Anyway you want me Long as you love me It's all right Bend me, shape me Anyway you want me You got the power to turn on the light

By: JeffK

JeffK — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:53:16 -0800

ick. just ick.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:59:51 -0800

Direct link. Nice popping and locking, but not as good as that Kraftwerk guy... HEY! Did she just sit on her own head? Sweeeet! The best part is at the end when she's side-winding towards those kids at the edge of the mat. That one girl looks like she's so taughtly sprung and ready to bolt, just waiting for the smallest little sign of cravings for human flesh.

By: Outlawyr

Outlawyr — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:12:47 -0800

Thank you. I am now going to puke.

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:18:46 -0800

What a great way to scare the shit out of a chiropractor.

By: seanmpuckett

seanmpuckett — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:24:39 -0800

square in the uncanny trench.

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:34:37 -0800

Ha! Somebody's skirt falls off about a minute into the clip, and she picks it up hastily and refastens it. (Look for the audience members in the yellow cheerleader-type outfits at the far right.) Let me guess, you noticed the gorilla in the basketball video too?

By: pracowity

pracowity — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:42:00 -0800

> square in the uncanny trench. She can just about get her face into the uncanny trench. When her legs ran around her head, I thought of this.

By: scheptech

scheptech — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:51:31 -0800

Wimps.

By: jpburns

jpburns — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:48:27 -0800

What do you mean the ultimate rubber woman? I'm holding out for an even more rubber woman...

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:03:32 -0800

She should hookup with Daniel The Rubber Boy. They could start a family of slinkies.

By: geekhorde

geekhorde — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:13:30 -0800

That opens up possibilities of unearthly pleasures that man is just not supposed to see.

By: thanotopsis

thanotopsis — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:06:06 -0800

Wasn't there a swami or someone in the 80s (on That's Incredible, if my memory serves) that stuck himself into a really really small box? All I can remember from that is the clear-plastic box getting all fogged up from his breath.

By: alteredcarbon

alteredcarbon — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:30:58 -0800

Yea, but can she THINK contorted thoughts like me? I thought so.

By: LeeJay

LeeJay — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:09:11 -0800

I often wonder how contortionists feel at forty or fifty. Do their natural flexibility and loose joints allow them to age without too much pain? Or does this sort of thing end up tearing you up when you get older?

By: hal9k

hal9k — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:32:20 -0800

Bathe her. Bring her to my tent.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:56:06 -0800

That was fucking hot.

By: lalochezia

lalochezia — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 17:00:40 -0800

. ditto civil d. reminded me of this . NNNNNSFW

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:03:23 -0800

~~Burn~~ Ossify the witch!

By: JHarris

JHarris — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:36:13 -0800

I remember that swami guy thanotopsis. Kind of made me wonder just how someone goes about picking up a trick like that: I mean, I'm sure that small, clear plastic boxes are *such* an integral part of yoga....

By: ParisParamus

ParisParamus — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:42:23 -0800

She should be on That's Incredible! In 1978!

By: phrits

phrits — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:23:58 -0800

Woulda been better if she'd been nekkid.

By: [this is good]

[this is good] — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:41:49 -0800

Miss Voldo needs better choreography

By: deafweatherman

deafweatherman — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:36:40 -0800

is that the same chick from the m&m candy bar commercial?