We won the f*ing lottery!
December 30, 2005 2:06 PM   Subscribe

We won the f*ing lottery! Ingredients: TiVo of last week's lottery run, trusting friend, friends looking to capitalize on the relationship between the two and a lottery ticket for this week's lottery to seal the deal. (Um, yes, via) WARNING: Contains video, profanity, Milli Vanilli
posted by Ogre Lawless (36 comments total)
 
These people live downstairs from me. I hate these people.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:08 PM on December 30, 2005


This was also done on an episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" around ten years ago.
posted by bobo123 at 2:14 PM on December 30, 2005


They're only 13 years behind Will Smith.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - "Winner Take Off"
posted by omarr at 2:16 PM on December 30, 2005


...and I'm only 2 minutes behind bobo123 ;)
posted by omarr at 2:17 PM on December 30, 2005


Next week watch as Thad's friends impersonate a state health worker to inform him he is HIV positive. Hilarity ensues.
posted by tkchrist at 2:25 PM on December 30, 2005


What will those wacky frat boys think of next?
posted by soiled cowboy at 2:26 PM on December 30, 2005


Next week watch as Thad's friends impersonate a state health worker Walker to inform him he is HIV positive.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:28 PM on December 30, 2005


Walker's tears can heal. But he never cries.
posted by craniac at 2:35 PM on December 30, 2005


Walker told me I have AIDS.
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 2:36 PM on December 30, 2005



Walker told me I have AIDS.

lol
posted by freudianslipper at 3:01 PM on December 30, 2005


Next week watch as Thad's friends impersonate a state health worker to inform him he is HIV positive. Hilarity ensues.

The lab next door generates tetramers and they use tetramers to HIV as a negative control and to this/last season's flu as a positive control. I gave them some blood to test their tetramers with. Guess what, they told me that I had cells that had specific reactivity to HIV (it's like seropositivity). Luckily it was a totally and completely false positive.


Walker? Don't you mean Walken?

"So I pranked him to death with a tire iron! Hah!"
posted by PurplePorpoise at 3:08 PM on December 30, 2005


lol
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Awesome at 3:24 PM on December 30, 2005


oh man , that sucks. i think i would really be pissed if someone did that to me. i would be like 'hey! at least buy me dinner then!'
posted by nola at 4:19 PM on December 30, 2005


It's kind of interesting to see this done for real instead of being acted. The reaction's sort of predictable, but for all that it's more interesting than seeing it faked on Fresh Prince. And I sort of liked Thad after he started shouting "We've Won, We've Won"

Even without the R.E.M., his come-down was really sad too.
posted by seanyboy at 4:47 PM on December 30, 2005


Agreed.

Friend: "So, like, you know what it feels like to win the lottery?"
Thad: [silence]

Perhaps the best part. Oh the shame. Poor Thad.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 4:55 PM on December 30, 2005


Thad is a loud, language-impaired cretin.
posted by Wolfdog at 4:59 PM on December 30, 2005


They're all cretins, and this is one of the cruellest things I've seen in a long time.

Good thing they're fratboy assholes, or I might actually feel sorry for the guy.
posted by interrobang at 5:20 PM on December 30, 2005


Having acted this out in slow motion, using dot-com stock options, I felt bad for the mark.

Anybody who wins a mega-lottery and exclaims "We won, We fuckin won" a zillion times can't be all bad.
posted by I Love Tacos at 5:36 PM on December 30, 2005


Metafilter: We fuckin' won.

Oooh! I've always wanted to post one of those...
posted by bugmuncher at 5:51 PM on December 30, 2005


I hate thad.
posted by cillit bang at 5:56 PM on December 30, 2005


Walker told me I have AIDS

For the uninitiated
posted by SirOmega at 8:14 PM on December 30, 2005


Expect reports of a mass murder at Thad's house. Or at least a washer load full of red shirt in the laundry dyed pink manties.
posted by bat at 8:28 PM on December 30, 2005


Wasn't this from an old snl skit entitled "How to make your friend look like a jackass?"
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:58 PM on December 30, 2005


Is Thad really his name?

That is the saddest thing of all.
posted by maxsparber at 10:10 PM on December 30, 2005


The day I win the lottery, you will all read about the strange incident in Nebraska where a former employee brought a bucket a red paint to work and left butt-prints all over the place.
posted by RavinDave at 10:49 PM on December 30, 2005


What's a little insane cruelty among friends?
posted by dhartung at 11:06 PM on December 30, 2005


These people live downstairs from me. I hate these people.

I got a pretty good laugh out of this video, but an even bigger laugh out of Wolfdog's comment :)
posted by scarabic at 12:41 AM on December 31, 2005


Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. — Angela Carter

And it's even funnier when premeditated? Mean.
posted by cenoxo at 12:46 AM on December 31, 2005


They did something to do with the lottery in Fresh Prince?

Surely that wouldn't ellicit more than a "splendid, now we can add another annex to the conservatory" from the characters. From what I saw of the series, they were rich as fuck anyway...
posted by slimepuppy at 12:47 AM on December 31, 2005


SlimePuppy: If you would have bothered to click the link provided by omarr, you would have known that it was Will and Carlton, in a prank-off with the butler, that convinced Geoffrey that he had won the lottery. G proceeded to smash expensive items and quit his job. Also, he told Ashley he would buy her two cars. Then he found out that he hadn't won the lottery and got a job at a restaurant. Will and Carlton had to beg G to come back to his job, and eventually he did.
posted by mr.dan at 12:56 AM on December 31, 2005


Mr.Dan, thanks for the rundown. Sounds like a zinger of an episode.

Didn't click the link because I wanted to avoid becoming sterile by voluntarily watching Fresh Prince in Bel Air (aka Generic American Sitcom Iteration 235698). Pardon my ignorance.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:04 AM on December 31, 2005


Oh the shame. Poor Thad.

Anyone who's lived with the name Thad all their life, is no stranger to shame...
posted by fairmettle at 6:37 AM on December 31, 2005


I thought it was awesome. Although I also liked Best Gig Ever. For about the same reason. He now knows what it's like to have won and lost millions of dollars.
posted by betaray at 1:55 PM on December 31, 2005


I think his name is actually Chad, but he's had a lifelong trick played on him.
posted by maxsparber at 3:36 PM on December 31, 2005


On reflection, it makes sense his name is Thad. After all, he theemed pretty thad.
posted by maxsparber at 4:14 PM on December 31, 2005


The internet used to be funnier.

I can't believe I wasted [however long it was] just to watch that. I initially ignored it, but since it was both here and boing-boing I figured there must be something to it, but no, the real joke was on me. It's really surprising how low the bar is these days.
posted by milovoo at 2:52 PM on January 2, 2006


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