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January 3, 2006 2:29 PM   Subscribe

Lors du Total Crape III, vous verrez: Des danceurs! De belles coiffures! Une madame qui mange de la terre! Stef Carse! Et beaucoup plus... [NSFW]
posted by docgonzo (42 comments total)

 
Wow. That was awful. Then again I have a feeling that only a handful of MeFites are going to "get" this one.
posted by clevershark at 2:33 PM on January 3, 2006


Urgh. Just when we thought we'd finished apologizing for Bryan Adams, too.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 2:36 PM on January 3, 2006


It really, really, really made me miss Quebec.
posted by docgonzo at 2:37 PM on January 3, 2006


It is, how you say? Le what the fuck.
posted by fandango_matt at 2:37 PM on January 3, 2006


Oh man that was awesome!

Le awesome shwa she shwa oh la la bonjour! (mandated French translation)
posted by parallax7d at 2:44 PM on January 3, 2006


Response #1: Ce. Qui. La. Baise?

Response #2: Well, then, it's not just the US. Good to know.
posted by kimota at 2:47 PM on January 3, 2006


Defect of the sound reproduction. It was terrible. Other side I have a feeling that only one handle of MeFites go "obtain" this one.
posted by 3.2.3 at 2:49 PM on January 3, 2006


Fantastic! This is the funniest thing I've seen on MeFi in a long time!
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 2:56 PM on January 3, 2006


I want that thirty seconds of my life back... and the technology to wipe my memory of what I saw and heard.
posted by Davenhill at 3:01 PM on January 3, 2006


Something's wrong, I didn't see any John Waters clips there. What's the matter, is American crap too good for you?
posted by I Love Tacos at 3:03 PM on January 3, 2006


It's like one of those terrible moving Flash collages, but with real people!
posted by ParisParamus at 3:04 PM on January 3, 2006


I'm really curious about the process by which people find things like this on the Web. Docgonzo, care to share....?
posted by ParisParamus at 3:07 PM on January 3, 2006


Wish I knew, really. The link was sent by a Montreal-based comrade; judging by the page text, this is a promo/teaser for an art installation that promises more of the same. Awesome.

The only thing I can ID for sure in the clip is Stef Carse, who is (in)famous in la belle province for writing the francophone version of Achy, breaky heart. No, really.
posted by docgonzo at 3:23 PM on January 3, 2006


Uh, wow... what WAS that?
posted by mkultra at 3:30 PM on January 3, 2006


N'est pas, Tex?

C'est, Edna!
posted by LinusMines at 3:32 PM on January 3, 2006


I feel... SO bad for those ladies in the "du porn cheap" segment. wow.
posted by shmegegge at 3:33 PM on January 3, 2006


ThatWasAmazing!

I heart Québec.

I really must visit there as soon as possible.
posted by Kattullus at 3:35 PM on January 3, 2006


WhooHoo! That was wonderful. Really.
posted by R. Mutt at 3:37 PM on January 3, 2006


At first I thought it was from France ... but people are saying Quebec.

OK, that counts as an excuse.
posted by Relay at 3:45 PM on January 3, 2006


Manifique!!!!~
posted by Mr Bluesky at 3:45 PM on January 3, 2006


Uh, wow... what WAS that?

That was the mainline, tapped straight from the vein. Pure, unrefined Québécois craptacularité, awsome in its splendor.
posted by bonehead at 4:30 PM on January 3, 2006


Oh hey, I notice terminus1525 also has information on the -40 compilation of reworked Canadian propaganda films of the 1940s. Besides having music by the likes of Akufen, Lowfish and Venetian Snares (this collection has one of his most atypical and interesting pieces ever), the mighty voice of Lorne Greene resonates all over the collection. The chance of running across the CD/DVD box set at Walmart is slim indeed so watch what you can of it on Zed starting tonight.
posted by fleetmouse at 4:33 PM on January 3, 2006


This isn't crape. It's crap. Le crap. Now finish your plate.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:35 PM on January 3, 2006


LinusMines: N'est pas, Tex?
C'est, Edna!


Oh, you beat me to it!
posted by pracowity at 4:40 PM on January 3, 2006


I am weeping with joy over here.
posted by Dr. Wu at 4:41 PM on January 3, 2006


My goodness! These goggles are doing nothing! Nothing I say! Nothing! arrrrrggggh, it burns!!
posted by blue_beetle at 4:42 PM on January 3, 2006


That was fucking awesome. Thanks!
posted by Eekacat at 4:47 PM on January 3, 2006


Davenhill, at least it only took you 30 seconds to watch. My download kept stalling on the damn mullet guy male stripper!
posted by kimota at 5:28 PM on January 3, 2006


I may have to sue docgonzo for psychological damage.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:30 PM on January 3, 2006


I don't know what the fuck any of that was about, but those male strippers were fabulous.
posted by Meredith at 5:34 PM on January 3, 2006


G-d bless you docgonzo. Best of the web!!!
posted by Aknaton at 5:40 PM on January 3, 2006


Outstanding. The Canadian dollar just doesn't go far enough when you're trying to make a porno, does it?
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 5:58 PM on January 3, 2006


I am overjoyed, confused, moved and disgusted at the same time. docgonzo est le winneurr!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:03 PM on January 3, 2006


Yes. And I get 3.2.3. now. Good one!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:06 PM on January 3, 2006


The singing couple reminded me of those SNL sketches with the two middle school music teachers...
posted by clevershark at 6:07 PM on January 3, 2006


Awesome. But it still doesn't help me understand Celine Dion...
posted by marvin at 6:13 PM on January 3, 2006


Awesome. But it still doesn't help me understand Celine Dion...

You're assuming that there's something to understand...
posted by clevershark at 6:14 PM on January 3, 2006


Celine Dion = we even have to outsource out white trash entertainment abroad...
posted by ParisParamus at 6:17 PM on January 3, 2006


Tabarnak!
posted by zadcat at 6:25 PM on January 3, 2006


The Canadian dollar just doesn't go far enough when you're trying to make a porno, does it?

In this case, it went far too far.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:22 PM on January 3, 2006


See also: TV Carnage
posted by monosyllabic at 8:40 PM on January 3, 2006


Yeah, some of those clips were directly ripped off from TV Carnage. And not all the clips are of la belle province.
posted by dobie at 6:42 AM on January 4, 2006


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