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Post number 4801

pnevares — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:16:50 -0800

Water Pistol Semen-Squirter Faces Jail. "Nichols stole water guns from department stores, filled them with his semen and then squirted girls. He sometimes took their pictures." Excuse me, but how long would it take to fill a water gun with.......you know.

By: holloway

holloway — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:36:47 -0800

My favourite rock-star died last night in a pool of his own vomit. ... I've filled my pool up half way.

By: holloway

holloway — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:37:05 -0800

(or something like that)

By: bliss322

bliss322 — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 05:31:17 -0800

" Excuse me, but how long would it take to fill a water gun with.......you know" maybe it was watered down. cause, you know, it wouldn't really shoot very far at normal ..... umm... concentration

By: m.polo

m.polo — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 07:06:00 -0800

How long?! I was just wondering what I'd do with what's left over after I'm done filling the squirt gun...

By: Hankins

Hankins — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 07:42:38 -0800

I'd like to take a moment to point out that m.polo did, in fact, just go there.

By: cCranium

cCranium — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 08:50:02 -0800

m.polo, that's why he "stole water guns".

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 09:32:58 -0800

Plural, more than one. That's the good humor!

By: aladfar

aladfar — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 11:11:26 -0800

Imagine if it was one of those 'super - soaker' deals . . .

By: UrineSoakedRube

UrineSoakedRube — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 11:11:46 -0800

I believe the next logical step is for someone to urinate on Judge Judy Sheinlein's (sp?) leg and tell her that it's raining. I'd pay serious money to see that.

By: beth

beth — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 11:32:35 -0800

This begs the question of what kinds of penalties various fluids (bodily and otherwise) would/should bring:

water - annoying but relatively benign
apple juice - benign but has a stickiness factor
gasoline - smelly and flammable
cheap perfume - smelly and hard to get rid of
expensive perfume - smelly and hard to get rid of (and apparently legal since it happens in department stores on a regular basis, I hear)
urine - gross, generally carries penalties when excreted in inappropriate locations even without a squirt gun
saliva - gross
tears - gross
milk (human) - gross, but has antibacterial and antiviral properties - maybe the squirter should charge for it!
lymph - gross
cerebrospinal fluid - gross, probably illegal to obtain
blood - gross, potentially infectious and dangerous, probably not liable if it's done accidentally as a result of injury to the body itself

You get the idea.

By: thirteen

thirteen — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 12:09:31 -0800

I filled up a squirt gun with blood once, couldn't think of anything to do with it so I squirted it in dogs mouths, they seemed to really like it. I was young and stupid, but at least I got animal hooked on the taste. As for filling a gun with semen, I imagine it depends on the guy, but I don't think any of us would have a problem having a squirt gun ready for tomorrow morning if we started now.

By: thirteen

thirteen — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 12:10:16 -0800

animals...

By: UrineSoakedRube

UrineSoakedRube — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 12:25:28 -0800

thirteen wrote: 13> animals... Hmm, I think it would be hard to fill a squirt gun with animals, but I like your thinking. Perhaps with a sufficiently powerful blender?

By: mzanatta

mzanatta — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 12:28:22 -0800

I believe the next logical step is for someone to urinate on Judge Judy Sheinlein's (sp?) leg and tell her that it's raining. I'd pay serious money to see that. Better yet, say to her "urine trouble". Get it?!?! I kill me.

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 14:36:25 -0800

Maybe I'm warped, but the first thing I thought of when reading this article was, "Why did he have to steal the guns?" Aren't water pistols like $1 each?

By: Alwin

Alwin — Thu, 14 Dec 2000 15:33:28 -0800

Because he spent all his cash on the milking machine that allows him to fill the water pistols? Just a thought...