Ninjas Vs. Pirates

January 9, 2006 6:02 PM

Ninjas vs. Pirates: The MovieYou asked for it, now see the epic battle in four acts. {qt} [via linkfilter ]
posted by MiltonRandKalman (16 comments total)

.. and it's rated ....
posted by bhance at 6:31 PM on January 9, 2006

Arrrrrr.. there happy now??
posted by wheelieman at 6:35 PM on January 9, 2006

can someone clear up for me where the pirates vs ninja thing came from? did the to kill a mockingbird flash start the meme or just propogate it?
posted by mrgoldenbrown at 6:38 PM on January 9, 2006

I liked the first 10 seconds of Act III.
posted by eddydamascene at 6:39 PM on January 9, 2006

In Act II, are those two pirates fighting on a golf course?

That's totally unrealistic since everyone knows pirates hate golf...
posted by toftflin at 6:43 PM on January 9, 2006

I blinked twice when I realized Yaya Han was in it.
posted by yeolcoatl at 7:25 PM on January 9, 2006

pfffff that's nothing. Check out Space Ninjas versus Robot Pirates on the Dinosaurs Planet (NSFW - boobies are involved). Much better and more historically accurate.
posted by bigtex at 7:34 PM on January 9, 2006

That was pretty cool, the best part was the neo/double eyepatch pirate guy who had laser eyes.
posted by parallax7d at 7:51 PM on January 9, 2006

The thing mrgolden was referring to.
posted by parallax7d at 8:09 PM on January 9, 2006

Oh man that was shit. (not the shit, mind you. I mean it's shit) And yet - depressingly - better special effects, better acted, and better scripted than anything that has ever appeared on the Sci-fi Channel.
posted by dgaicun at 8:47 PM on January 9, 2006

i asked for it?
posted by nola at 9:26 PM on January 9, 2006

Where is NinjaPirate when we need him?
posted by keijo at 10:34 PM on January 9, 2006

Sorry, I was busy opening my chests of booty, allowing the unnatural gloden glow of the dubloons light up my craggy features and also badly overdubbing 70's martial arts adventures.
posted by NinjaPirate at 2:45 AM on January 10, 2006

Nifty. I finally get off work late and the site is MeFi'ed/Slashdotted/Dugg/whateverthehelliskeepingmefromseeingit.

Anyone got a torrent?
posted by Samizdata at 3:19 AM on January 10, 2006

Page has used all thier bandwidth. Haven't they heard of bitorrent?
posted by daHIFI at 9:18 AM on January 10, 2006

Oh yah I'm watching 'How to Kill a Mockingbird' and I wan't the last 10 minutes of my life back.
posted by daHIFI at 9:21 AM on January 10, 2006