The Virgin Mary

December 15, 2000 12:42 AM

The Virgin Mary in uh... well, a format you've probably never her seen her in. If that's not blasphemous enough for you, there's also jesus, satan, and buddha models [warning: sexual content. thanks for the link swifty].
posted by mathowie (7 comments total)

Yikes. Religious types are really going to flip over those. The weird thing is that with the designs and shapes, they're probably really effective, like the grim reaper one.

What I'm having trouble understanding is how anyone could get excited when they know they're using religious symbols like that. Or maybe that's the kick?


posted by Cavatica at 2:01 AM on December 15, 2000

The REAL reason for the ban on "worshipping" graven images...!
posted by rushmc at 6:52 AM on December 15, 2000

The Jesus makes a cry of "oh God" slightly more accurate...
posted by Foaf at 9:13 AM on December 15, 2000

Brings a while new meaning to 'Jesus is in everyone'
posted by alan at 9:52 AM on December 15, 2000

I don't want to come off as being completely ignorant of
female sexuality, but would it actually be enjoyable to
use one of those? It seems like there are too many
sharp bumps and stuff.

Anyway, it's all pretty juvenile. Seems like an expensive
way to get a rise out of Christians. So to speak.
posted by UrineSoakedRube at 10:32 AM on December 15, 2000

Hey all I can say is if Linda Blair had one of these, that would have been one less bloody scene in the exorcist.
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 10:50 AM on December 15, 2000

every good catholic is a lapsed catholic
and thank you mathowie
i can now finish up my e shopping
posted by ethylene at 11:12 AM on December 15, 2000