Comments on: Your mileage may vary...very sexy!

Your mileage may vary...very sexy!

bonefish — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:15:50 -0800

NSFW: Not sure if this is an extension of crush, but if you dig seeing women in fancy shoes destroying real automobiles with sledge hammers and such, the Crash Car Girls are here!

By: nickerbocker

nickerbocker — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:29:27 -0800

Wow...i had no idea how turned on I am of that.

By: danb

danb — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:36:48 -0800

Interesting, never heard of a crush fetish (or crash?) until now. Gave me a funny mental image of someone being turned on by the Monty Python foot.

By: jewzilla

jewzilla — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:53:29 -0800

I sure hope none of those women ever get a crush on me! Thank you, tip your waitresses, good night!

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 18:21:54 -0800

/masterbates furiously.

By: JeffK

JeffK — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 18:26:45 -0800

I don't get it.

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 18:28:32 -0800

Look at these ugly, useless cars. Nobody wants them! They DESERVE to be abused!

By: uftheory

uftheory — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 18:55:40 -0800

Reminds me of Smash my Viper

By: daninnj

daninnj — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:02:04 -0800

Thanks for showing that link, uftheory. For some reason, I have the song "Light My Fire" in my head, but instead, I'm hearing "Come on baby smash my Viper" over and over.

By: oh posey

oh posey — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:05 -0800

Wendy O Williams lives!

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:17:43 -0800

Before the internet, I was ashamed, worried my fetishes were too strange. After the internet, I was ashamed, worried my fetishes were too boring.

By: theperfectcrime

theperfectcrime — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:20:32 -0800

Ynoxas, I love you!

By: es_de_bah

es_de_bah — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:54:27 -0800

kinda cute

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:19:28 -0800

Does somebody have a fetish for parallel construction?

By: stirfry

stirfry — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:37:56 -0800

*masterbates indolently*

By: Jon Mitchell

Jon Mitchell — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 23:06:34 -0800

That's good, stirfy....though I've always preferred "langorously" as my furious-wanking-antonym. /masturbastes verbally

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:44:40 -0800

I don't get it. I think it's porn for the recently-dumped wives of middle-aged executives. "Husband recently left you for a younger model? Forget about Playgirl and gay porn. Get your freak on by fantasizing about what you'd like to do to his M-series BMW..."

By: unknowncommand

unknowncommand — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 13:33:27 -0800

Hmmm. Maybe they are angry because they keep getting stuck? http://carstuckgirls.com

By: Decani

Decani — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 13:41:14 -0800

One thing I learnt quite soon after the internet exploded was that no matter what you can think of, someone, somewhere has set up a website for people who get off on it. Not that I was trawling obsessively for porn, you understand.. Good gracious no. I think the most baffling one for me is the one which has photos of women wearing headphones. NSFW? I have no idea. I have no idea about anything like this anymore.

By: kaibutsu

kaibutsu — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 15:49:45 -0800

As a furious car-hating bike messenger, I wholly approve of this website.

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 23:12:23 -0800

Ynoxas, I love you! posted by theperfectcrime at 9:20 PM CST on January 13 [!] I love you too. As long as, you know, you're into the same stuff. *wink*