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set includes one jar of vaseline

jonson — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:11:14 -0800

Having a filthy mind, I'm able to come up with several non-medical uses for the Digital Rectal Examination Simulator. However, when I noticed that the company selling the device was Japanese, I realized that the intended use is most likely as a way to hone your skills away from the arcade for the video game Boon-Ga Boon-Ga.

By: Rothko

Rothko — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:22:26 -0800

Hilarious! Cheers.

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:22:57 -0800

Life-like rectal palpable to 7cm depth I guess its not for export, jonson.

By: AllesKlar

AllesKlar — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:24:12 -0800

Hahaha; Do you think that game'll be ported to the US market? I'd like to take a "crack" at the gold digger.

By: keswick

keswick — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:24:58 -0800

Rectum? Damn near killed um!

By: Shfishp

Shfishp — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:28:34 -0800

Alternate game title: "Pack-Man"

By: cabel

cabel — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:28:52 -0800

It probably really doesn't matter much at this point, but Boong Ga Boong Ga was actually developed by Koreans, not the Japanese. Yeah, pet peeve. (For the curious, here's the original English flyer, and the the best poo and hand costumes ever created!)

By: nickerbocker

nickerbocker — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:29:17 -0800

hehe...that was great. so weird and entertaining. thanks

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:31:49 -0800

Kancho!

By: jonson

jonson — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:40:30 -0800

Life-like rectal palpable to 7cm depth true, 7cm depth does put the kibosh on one of the uses...

By: furtive

furtive — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:46:03 -0800

I haven't laughed out loud at a picture like this in at least three days!

By: redbeard

redbeard — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:51:58 -0800

And here I thought I had seen it all when it came to messed up japanese video games. I mean, really [wmv]. Hrm. Anyone have a video of Boon-Ga Boon-Ga?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:07:37 -0800

I'd like to buy this hollow it out and use it as a jello mold. Then at parties, I'll be able to offer people a Piece Of Ass.

By: JeffK

JeffK — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:09:08 -0800

Video!? Does anyone have Mame ROM of that baby?

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:33:29 -0800

I'm gonna stuck with manual rectal examination stimulators.

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:57:52 -0800

For a thoroughly interesting evening, I'm sure you could combine the ...rump with both video and audio for the full sensurround experience. Links are NSFW.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:58:20 -0800

that comes with a detachable, er, nut sack?

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:47:55 -0800

no, just detachable polyps.

By: hoverboards don't work on water

hoverboards don't work on water — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:10:32 -0800

Boonga boonga is actually an ass-slapping game, rather than an ass-raping game. It's one of those great modern myths, y'know.

By: MaxVonCretin

MaxVonCretin — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:33:01 -0800

Not to be confused with the pocket-sized Colorectal Polyp Model.

By: wavespy

wavespy — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:35:44 -0800

Odd Japanese video games aside, I suddenly feel that my proctologist is underpaid!

By: Suparnova

Suparnova — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:44:49 -0800

"I guess its not for export, jonson." I got it!

By: alms

alms — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 15:21:00 -0800

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By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 17:59:43 -0800

I like how the literature claims Boon-ga Boon-ga as a "spanking" game. Maybe that's the term they use. Mental note: do not use the word "spanking" while in Japan.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:06:39 -0800

I thought nothing of this for about a day & 1/2 until I realized that it said "Simulator." Huh.