Clonycavan Styling Gel - 2000 years of cool or your money back!
January 17, 2006 9:06 PM   Subscribe

Body, volume, style and shine with long-lasting power. Clonycavan Styling Gel, along with mummification in Irish peat, works together with your freshly disemboweled corpse to protect hair from the disruptive power of 2000 years of rigor-mortis.
posted by 0bvious (14 comments total)

 
Neat
posted by thirteenkiller at 9:23 PM on January 17, 2006


Come on, someone has to have a good gay joke for this.
posted by luftmensch at 9:28 PM on January 17, 2006


Damn. He looks Irish, too!
posted by pmbuko at 9:45 PM on January 17, 2006


queer eye for the bog guy?
posted by mathowie at 10:11 PM on January 17, 2006


recalls the Tollund Man and Bogland of Seamus Heaney (realaudio 8P).

those links have spiff readings, too. unfortunately, another great poem of his, Digging, isn't on the site with sound.

the peat bogs are preservative, and he explores them well. had he known about this link, tho, he might've titled his poem "Dapper Dan Man."
posted by herrdoktor at 10:16 PM on January 17, 2006


Clonycavan man quaffed up his hair using an early hair gel

QUAFFED? Can I fire the National Geographic editor?
posted by aubilenon at 10:25 PM on January 17, 2006


Clonycavan Styling Gel Blue.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 11:26 PM on January 17, 2006


QUAFFED? Can I fire the National Geographic editor?

Eh, it's the National Geographic, not the Smithsonian.

Besides, maybe he choked to death attempting to drink some kind of brewed hair-based beverage.
posted by loquacious at 11:45 PM on January 17, 2006


brewed unfermented hair based beverage condiment
posted by hattifattener at 11:59 PM on January 17, 2006


How disturbing, hattifattener. I knew that my insistence on only buying expensive Japanese soy sauce was justified.
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:13 AM on January 18, 2006


Pepsi Bog.
posted by soyjoy at 7:35 AM on January 18, 2006


Aha!
Thank you for contacting the National Geographic Society.

I reported the misspelling to our News department, and they've corrected it.
posted by aubilenon at 10:09 AM on January 18, 2006


Big guy, little guy, big guy enjoying 'civilization' and little guy obviously appreciated the better things in life?

Ha. Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser!
posted by JB71 at 12:50 PM on January 18, 2006



I'll do all the funny stuff, soyjoy.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 6:13 PM on January 18, 2006


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