December 15, 2000

12:26 PM

Not the first time a soldier has come out of the closet, but nonetheless remarkable. Do you suppose the girl is grounded? What is the proper parental punishment for this? (Warning: Salon link)
posted by Niccola Six (3 comments total)

Mom officially has the trump card for life.

"Mom, can't I have a little privacy??"

"Honey, last time I gave you privacy I found a man living in your closet."

Appropriate punishment? I think I'd probably put her in a mental hospital for a week or so. I mean, ew.
posted by frykitty at 1:07 PM on December 15, 2000

omg, take away that girl's closet!
posted by palegirl at 3:17 PM on December 15, 2000

I think that it's far more disturbing that this guy had been AWOL and driving around with army munitions in his pickup! He's clearly not the most stable kiddie on the teeter totter of life. Ouch.
posted by Dreama at 4:01 PM on December 16, 2000