has anyone seen my leptomeninges?

January 25, 2006 7:38 PM

BRAAAIIINNNSSSS!
posted by quonsar (49 comments total)

Whoa.
posted by youarenothere at 7:45 PM on January 25, 2006

Jeepers.

Hey, is this one Abby Normal's?
posted by Gator at 7:46 PM on January 25, 2006

This is your brain on Goatse.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:46 PM on January 25, 2006

jinx
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:47 PM on January 25, 2006

See & hear Dr. Miller's brain on EEG!
posted by madamjujujive at 7:50 PM on January 25, 2006

I can't find the order form. Poren=pour in?
posted by fenriq at 7:52 PM on January 25, 2006

Zombie porn.
posted by redteam at 7:53 PM on January 25, 2006

Brainiest post ever.
posted by wendell at 7:54 PM on January 25, 2006

I love quonsar. I also love Gator for the Young Frankenstein reference. Fantastic flags for everyone! On me!
posted by shmegegge at 7:56 PM on January 25, 2006

This looks exactly like a bowlful of tortellini, which coincidentally was what I happened to be eating when I clicked on the link. I think maybe I'll just make myself a sandwich instead.
posted by TimeFactor at 8:02 PM on January 25, 2006

There's a reason zombies don't eat each others brains, and that's because the are stale, like these.

We need FRESH brains.
posted by StickyCarpet at 8:04 PM on January 25, 2006

This made my brain hurt.
posted by TwelveTwo at 8:05 PM on January 25, 2006

I *heart* Quonsar.
posted by Dantien at 8:06 PM on January 25, 2006

I EAT BRAINS
posted by 31d1 at 8:21 PM on January 25, 2006

Bad brains.
posted by furtive at 8:28 PM on January 25, 2006

Grow them, baby
posted by growabrain at 8:28 PM on January 25, 2006

I used to be an A student
I never used to complain
I used to be a truant
But I'm still the same
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain
I used to go to parties
I used to drink champagne
Now I'm beginning to feel the strain
Bad bad brain
I used to be in show biz
I used to have fortune and fame
I used to have pleasure and pain
I used to have a name
Bad bad brain...
Now I'm on the Bowery
I can't remember my name
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain, bad bad brain
Bad bad brain, bad bad brain
Bad bad brain, bad bad brain
Bad bad brain...
posted by caddis at 8:34 PM on January 25, 2006

Astro Zombie hungry now.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:35 PM on January 25, 2006

quonsar has eaten 613 brains
posted by quonsar at 8:43 PM on January 25, 2006

I've never noticed how much a brain looks like an ass. Seriously. This is insane!
posted by Peter H at 8:45 PM on January 25, 2006

Drain bamage
posted by sfts2 at 8:46 PM on January 25, 2006

Dahling, I simply ADORE what you've done with your medulla oblongata!
posted by Bucket o' Heads at 8:46 PM on January 25, 2006

"Paging Anne Uumellmahaye* ... Miss Uumellmahaye ... Paging Miss Anne Uumellmahaye ..."
*and who knew whose voice that luscious encephalon belonged to?
posted by rob511 at 8:49 PM on January 25, 2006

Your brain on MeFi:

posted by cenoxo at 8:54 PM on January 25, 2006

Obvious (and nsfw).
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:57 PM on January 25, 2006

I would just like to point out that this makes 2 uses of the youbuynow! tag.
posted by shmegegge at 8:58 PM on January 25, 2006

BRAAAIIINNNSSSS!
posted by dgaicun at 9:04 PM on January 25, 2006

Shame they don't show a healthy brain to gauge how sickly these ones are. (having a humour bypass here...)
posted by marvin at 9:14 PM on January 25, 2006

Brain Worms and Brain Amoebas:

The brain can provide a pleasant, nurturing environment for parasites, because it has structures that prevent many of the immune system’s cells from entering, at least in the early stages of infection. Add to that plenty of oxygen and nutrients, and the brain seems like a rather nice place to live.

Did you hear something?
posted by cenoxo at 9:15 PM on January 25, 2006

yum
posted by destro at 9:25 PM on January 25, 2006

What do you mean you think his name was Abby Normal?
posted by killdevil at 9:33 PM on January 25, 2006

tasty braaiiiinnnssss!!!
posted by zarah at 9:47 PM on January 25, 2006

I am so totally ordering my pork well-done from now on. Thanks cenoxo.
posted by Jawn at 10:49 PM on January 25, 2006

In my great American novel, I'll have a goth heroine assassin named Miss Papilloma Hemorrhage.
posted by todbot at 11:22 PM on January 25, 2006

zombie porn!
nsfz
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:01 AM on January 26, 2006

Now that you mention it, Clarence, I really have had a wonderful life.
posted by Corpus Callosum at 12:18 AM on January 26, 2006

Well that's kind of sobering. I've been diagnosed with two of the conditions presented there, in just one brain.
posted by emelenjr at 1:55 AM on January 26, 2006

Send more paramedics.
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:28 AM on January 26, 2006

facinating, but ew.
posted by craven_morhead at 6:22 AM on January 26, 2006

quonsar has now eaten 756 brains. Mine was hilariously spicy.
posted by languagehat at 6:25 AM on January 26, 2006

Dammit! Mine was runny.
posted by onlyconnect at 7:18 AM on January 26, 2006

Which one of these brains do you think came from a guy with the biggest balls??
posted by spicynuts at 7:26 AM on January 26, 2006

Great link quonsar. Very unsettling...coffee wasn't quite doing the trick but I really am awake now.
posted by baphomet at 7:35 AM on January 26, 2006

781 brains for quonsar. Mine was also spicy.
posted by deborah at 8:53 AM on January 26, 2006

Faint of Butt wins.
posted by Jawn at 9:06 AM on January 26, 2006

Mine was fresh and delicious.
posted by MotherTucker at 9:13 AM on January 26, 2006

I can't believe I almost missed this thread.
posted by brain_drain at 9:32 AM on January 26, 2006

Brain Sections
posted by rxreed at 10:25 AM on January 26, 2006

I've never noticed how much a brain looks like an ass. Seriously. This is insane!

Might be time to start working out, Peter H.
posted by amro at 11:11 AM on January 26, 2006