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In April the NYPD reports that, after a decade of steady declines, subway crime jumped 18 percent in the first quarter of 2005. The culprit? None other than Steve Jobs. According to the department's statistics, more than a third of the rise in felonies came as the result of iPods being swiped or stolen with the threat of violence.In February 2004, the foundation pledged $83m to help fight tuberculosis, a disease which the World Health Organisation says kills nearly 2 million people a year.Etc.
In 2003 it donated $168m to fund research into malaria and made $60m available to fund research into how the risk of HIV infection among women in developing countries can be reduced. [...]
The foundation's single biggest grant - of $1bn - was awarded to the United Negro College Fund, America's largest minority higher education assistance organisation.
Are you saying these are comparable lists? Like, well sure Gates is helping many black kids go to college, but Jobs "Continues to improve his products"? That's the best you can come up with for Saint Steven? That he improves his business products?
• Designed and created a superior computer and OS
• Revolutionized and improved the way in which millions of commercial artists create and produce work
• Continues to improve his products
For starters.
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who cares!
posted by stenseng at 9:07 PM on January 25, 2006