Comments on: For when a brazillian has left you cold

For when a brazillian has left you cold

jonson — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:06:27 -0800

With the growing trend (at least among the porn stars & strippers I sleep with) of complete genital hairlessness, it's refreshing to see that the centuries old tradition of the Merkin has been reborn for a new generation.

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:16:58 -0800

Best tag ever.

By: mikeweeney

mikeweeney — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:20:35 -0800

seconded

By: stet

stet — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:20:57 -0800

Perhaps an NSFW is in order? Also, awesome.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:24:32 -0800

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if enough people are seeing your cha-cha that you feel the need for grooming regimens and kicky little outfits, may be a few quiet nights at home are in order. And don't even get me started on anus bleaching. If you clorox the culo, then well, you probably spend a lot of time with your head up it. /rant

By: jonson

jonson — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:25:53 -0800

jonmc, you're an east coast man through & through. Come spend some time in sunny Los Angeles, or better yet, Las Vegas, and you'll be bleaching your own anus just to fit in.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:30:08 -0800

I don't believe that California actually exists, jonson. It's a land created by ad execs where everybody is blonde and walks around in bikinis and the ghetto has palm trees. All that sunshine and vitamin C can't be good for you. /runs outside to smell NYC sidewalk garbage //breathes deep

By: boaz

boaz — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:35:37 -0800

Best tag ever. Sure, you say that, but now what tag are we going to use for that story about Ben Jones' toupee?

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:45:54 -0800

I made one!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:48:19 -0800

wouldn't "Bridge Out Ahead," or "Take Number Please" have been better, sourwookie?

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:51:05 -0800

I wanted "Slippery When Wet" but it doesn't utilize the inverted-triangle shape.

By: mischief

mischief — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:00:11 -0800

stet: Nothing says NSFW like "complete genital hairlessness". ;-P

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:03:31 -0800

Aw, fuck it. No sense in being lazy.

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:04:37 -0800

You beat me to it, mischief. Naked reindeer ass-traffic. NSFW.

By: starscream

starscream — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:06:06 -0800

As a resident of LA, I declare jonson the winner :)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:08:02 -0800

you can't be a resident of a place that dosen't exist, starscream. Oh, no, you're with the Cali Cabal, arent you? *hunkers in bunker with six-pack, box of Twinkies, and shotgun*

By: boaz

boaz — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:10:44 -0800

Nice work, sourwookie. *Looks for 'cooterwigize' filter in Photoshop*

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:13:22 -0800

it's a trend now? i miss all the good shit.

By: jonson

jonson — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:20:33 -0800

that's what living in the flyover states will do for you, q.

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:21:49 -0800

Pearl Jam had a two-song CD called "Merkinball" that accompanied Neil Young's "Mirrorball."

By: Ohdemah

Ohdemah — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:39:56 -0800

Sorry, I'm late, I thought you said anus and merkin, not. It was pretty dark in there.

By: mowglisambo

mowglisambo — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:40:09 -0800

President Merkin Muffly... I never noticed that before. Thanks for enriching my life, jonson! this merkin, it animates?

By: mowglisambo

mowglisambo — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:42:09 -0800

btw, did anyone else notice how expensive those things are? upwards of 150 pounds! for that, you could get your real pubes professionally trimmed & colored.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:47:57 -0800

All this sexist cooter wig , poor penis. It's MY wang and I take care of it !

By: PercussivePaul

PercussivePaul — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:49:37 -0800

My intramural soccer team on campus has been called "The Merkins" for the past four years. One of my roommates thought up the name. I had no idea what it meant at the time; he told me to look it up.

By: jrossi4r

jrossi4r — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:04:14 -0800

I prefer a jaunty hat.

By: milquetoast

milquetoast — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:07:08 -0800

So when the President refers to "hard-working 'Merkins," do you think he's participating in a sly viral ad campaign for pubic wigs?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:16:41 -0800

I prefer a jaunty hat. a bowler or a Davy Crockett style coonskin?

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:22:00 -0800

Wait a damn minute. Tattoos are unfashionable now, but this is groovy? mutter mutter mutter

By: StephenV

StephenV — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:26:29 -0800

Q. What the difference between a merkin and George Bush? A. One covers up dirty cunts, spreads bugs and is a useless fixture that costs lots of money; The other is a pubic wig.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:29:52 -0800

Tattoos are unfashionable now, but this is groovy? no, this is idiotic, too. it's like that old joke: How is a cowboy hat like a hemmorhoid? Sooner or later, every asshole has one. Could apply to just about any trendy affectation.

By: jrossi4r

jrossi4r — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:40:08 -0800

a bowler or a Davy Crockett style coonskin? Poonskin!

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:05:26 -0800

upwards of 150 pounds! Which might be understandable if they were made from the genuine pubic hair of third world virgins, but these things look like some nasty-ass polyester shit.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:08:24 -0800

a bowler or a Davy Crockett style coonskin? A bobbies helmet, of course.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:13:21 -0800

Wait, wait, wait - anus bleaching. What in your lord's name are you talking about. (And no, I refuse to google that one.)

By: keijo

keijo — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:20:20 -0800

elwoodwiles, This is what you didn't want to know.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:38:24 -0800

Your, right. I didn't want to know that.

By: Uccellina

Uccellina — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 16:20:21 -0800

Sad. MeFi killed it.

By: jenovus

jenovus — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:22:26 -0800

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:45:27 -0800

jenovus, I was thinking the same damn thing.

By: The Monkey

The Monkey — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:21:38 -0800

jonson, it hasn't gone unnoticed that in addition to cooterwig, you also brought us the delightful cooterwash tag. If only we could all be so poetic.