Comments on: Wasp performs roach-brain-surgery to make zombie slave-roaches

Wasp performs roach-brain-surgery to make zombie slave-roaches

badlydubbedboy — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:26:39 -0800

Wasp performs roach-brain-surgery to make zombie slave-roaches "Ampulex compressa is a wasp that has evolved to tackle roaches, insert a stinger into their brains and disable their escape reflexes. This lets the wasp use the roach's antennae to steer the roach to its lair, where it can lay its egg in it. ... Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative. " Via Boing Boing

By: caddis

caddis — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:36:19 -0800

Kind of cool. Kind of gross.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:37:21 -0800

Now what was God thinking when He Intelligently Designed that?

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:39:18 -0800

He was planning on creating some language-using primates who were really into gross-out humor a few days later.

By: pookzilla

pookzilla — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:40:12 -0800

Now what was God thinking when He Intelligently Designed that? "Someday this will rocket Sigourney Weaver into stardom." Incidentally, this will give me nightmares.

By: antifuse

antifuse — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:40:35 -0800

Just saw that at BB... SO cool! I love weirdo bug science.

By: antifuse

antifuse — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:41:26 -0800

Also: I, for one, welcome our new roach-riding wasp overlords.

By: arialblack

arialblack — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:57:50 -0800

more mind control

By: misteraitch

misteraitch — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:01:18 -0800

If anyone wants to paralysing cockroaches at home, this page provides a handy schematic diagram of a cockroach's 'abdominal circuitry.' Also here's a technical PDF about the brain-injection phenomenon.

By: beelzbubba

beelzbubba — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:12:28 -0800

geez. thanks for sharing my best lovemaking techniques...

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:14:36 -0800

beelz wins

By: i_cola

i_cola — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:27:58 -0800

...with antifuse a very close second thanks to bonus points for making a MeFi cliche funny again. There's a wasp (maybe the same one) that does this with ants, termites or somesuch too. Which is where my knowledge of the subject abruptly ends.

By: NinjaPirate

NinjaPirate — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:41:49 -0800

Why is always wasps that do this kind of thing? Damn freeloaders! [hides from mighty, human-controlling, giant-wasp-from-Mars MeFites]

By: Kiwi

Kiwi — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:53:28 -0800

Is it too early in the post to introduce the usual Cheney / Bush derail?

By: jonson

jonson — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:59:50 -0800

Uh... this is cool & all, but why link to BB's link to the article, instead of cutting out the middle man?

By: Doorstop

Doorstop — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:19:00 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new wasp overlords. (yeah yeah, i know its an old joke already).

By: moss

moss — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:33:44 -0800

I woke up earlier than usual this morning, and I was kind of thinking of going back to bed for a while, but now I don't think I can sleep. I'm really not sure I'll ever be able to sleep again. Thanks a lot, badlydubbedboy.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:34:19 -0800

three blind mice writes "Now what was God thinking when He Intelligently Designed that?" mice of course alludes to the story of Darwin and ichneumon wasp: Charles Darwin lost his faith with the help of a wasp. More on [PDF] parasitic [PDF] wasps. [PDF]

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:36:46 -0800

arialblack writes "more mind control" That's wonderfully elegant, arialblack. Thanks.

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:43:27 -0800

Yeah, arialblack's link is awesome! I love insects as operators like this. And a phrase I really love is "parasitic wasps." I don't know why, but it seems appropriate.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:51:26 -0800

OmieWise writes "And a phrase I really love is 'parasitic WASPs.' I don't know why, but it seems appropriate." Hand over the Jew Gold, Kyle!

By: digaman

digaman — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:54:22 -0800

"The explanation offered by Dahmer himself for his behavior was that he was attempting to remove the free will from his victims so that they would stay with him forever. Dahmer had experimented with removing sections of his living victims' skulls and pouring various chemicals into their brain cavities to try to create lobotomized zombies compliant to his wishes to fulfill his sexual desires."

By: gren

gren — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:57:10 -0800

vira posted the original link from Boing Boing this morning on IRC. I found the article rather interesting, which led me to highlight Ampulex compressa, right-click it and choose 'Search Web for "Ampulex compres..."', which opened a new tab of 308 results on google....some of which give interesting bits of knowledge, related in this case to insects, and told vira to post it here. Then he points out someone else has already posted it...not a link to the article mind you, but a link to the Boing Boing blurb that links to the article. For shame badlydubbedboy, I now cast thee into the same pit with Billisitics and his Luck Dragon.

< @gren> vira: wow, thats a pretty smart wasp
< @gren> you should post that to mefi
[09:20AM] < @vira> i saw it on boingboing
< @gren> so flesh out some more links and make it a fpp
< @gren> plenty of clever ways to deliver those links
< @gren> just dont ride the luck dragon
[09:21AM] < @vira> haha
[09:21AM] < @vira> look @ mefi
< @gren> oh, hehe
< @gren> see, thats another luck dragon

By: flameproof

flameproof — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:57:55 -0800

There's an episode of Life in the Undergrowth where they look at parasitoid wasps. One poor spider has all its internal juices sucked out - I think that snip of video will be with me to the end. Wasps are evil.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:02:39 -0800

Anything that tortures cockroaches is A-okay with me.

By: MarkO

MarkO — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:39:11 -0800

Some time ago on the Science Channel I was made aware of a certain parasite that spends part of its life cycle turning an ant into its zombie slave. Upon ingestion the parasite makes its way to the ant's tiny brain and causes the ant to climb to the top of the tallest blade of grass it can find. There it waits until a ruminant of some kind chows down on the grass and said ant. Finally our parisitic friend can fulfill its evolutionary obligations by making home in the cow's liver, its progeny finding their way out the cow's backside to be consumed by further recruits in the Army of Ant Zombies. [cue spooky music]

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:43:53 -0800

digaman, I thought about Dahmer, too. also, BoingBoing rules.

By: spock

spock — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:44:52 -0800

Kudos to all (so far) for avoiding the obvious references to marriage metaphors. Guess I put an end to that one.

By: j-urb

j-urb — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:57:48 -0800

How do wasps understand where to put their stinger again?

By: crunchland

crunchland — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:01:19 -0800

Looks like boingboing performed brain surgery on badlydubbedboy, and now he's doing their bidding. "Via boingboing," indeed.

By: antifuse

antifuse — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:02:32 -0800

Doorstop: I, for one, welcome our new wasp overlords. Copycat! flameproof: I saw that same episode of Life in the Undergrowth. The number of different parasitic wasps out there is astounding! And I never knew that ants were descended from wasps either until I saw that. My girlfriend came in as I was watching it and the first thing she asked me was "What the HELL is that bug doing to that other bug?" The 7 year old boy in me was delighted that she was so grossed out.

By: pombe

pombe — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:07:36 -0800

I'm glad this was posted. I saw a scientific talk about these wasps a couple of months ago and it was absolutely amazing and pretty freaky. The two movies that really stood out were one of the wasps abdomen pulsating while it injected its venom into the cockroach and one where they gave the wasp a cockroach with its brain removed and the wasp kept stinging it over and over again trying to find its brain.

By: iamck

iamck — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:19:10 -0800

What if it were possible to alter the wasp to keep accumulating roaches, then release a swarm into your roach infested home?

By: unixrat

unixrat — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:21:18 -0800

Well, at least I know what my nightmares will be tonight.

By: Laen

Laen — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:22:02 -0800

MarkO: That's the Lancet Fluke. It's lifecycle is even more complex than that.

By: eddydamascene

eddydamascene — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:43:22 -0800

they gave the wasp a cockroach with its brain removed and the wasp kept stinging it over and over again trying to find its brain *points* HA-ha! Now that the parasitic wasp has gotten his comeuppance, I'm no longer in complete horror. Thanks pombe!

By: Spatch

Spatch — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:58:16 -0800

I got through the the ER horror story thread without breaking a cold sweat, even when they started in on the catheter tales, but this wasp article's given me permanent cold shivers of revulsion. Good lord.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:00:09 -0800

In the spring, the WASPs all fly out to the coast, To drink Margaritas and skullfuck their hosts.

By: skallas

skallas — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:12:38 -0800

How can they tease us with articles like this but not provide any video? I think Zimmer should have his own show on some crappy cable network. He could be the creepy version of Carl Sagan. The real question is what kind of music do you play when you show a wasp riding a brain-impaled roach around? Carnival music? Metal? Classical?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:17:16 -0800

Here you go, skallas.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:32:46 -0800

skallas writes "what kind of music do you play when you show a wasp riding a brain-impaled roach around? Carnival music? Metal? Classical?" Yakety Sax (Benny Hill theme)

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:54:28 -0800

It's kinda like macroeconomics.

By: Venadium

Venadium — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:05:15 -0800

Insect-themed grindcore (mov) might work nicely, skallas.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:15:27 -0800

Poor roach.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:45:21 -0800

"what kind of music do you play when you show a wasp riding a brain-impaled roach around? Carnival music? Metal? Classical?" Rawhide.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:50:18 -0800

I gotta stick to my guns on this one. How does it get better than W.A.S.P. singing "Kill, Fuck, Die"?

By: davejay

davejay — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:50:49 -0800

How can they tease us with articles like this but not provide any video? They are merciful. Incidentally, I'm reading "Parasite Rex" right now, and it covers a lot of this stuff (although not this particular wasp); very groovy and cool (and gross when you get to the pictures of tapeworms when you're eating chinese noodles, no joke.)

By: fidelity

fidelity — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 13:27:18 -0800

The 7 year old boy in me Speaking of parasites...

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:09:35 -0800

In the spring, the WASPs all fly out to the coast, To drink Margaritas and skullfuck their hosts. I am now a full-fledged IRFH fan-boy.

By: signalnine

signalnine — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:37:04 -0800

A three word haiku: hymenoptera individuality annihilation