Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and the US Military is watching him.

December 21, 2000 12:09 PM

Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and the US Military is watching him. It's NORAD's annual "Santa Tracking" PR campaign, reporting that Father Xmas appears to be flight testing his reindeer earlier this year (a prudent move, if you've seen "Olive, the Other Reindeer", my new favorite Holiday TV trifle). No Grinch sightings, however (he's gotten enough publicity, thank you). Now, the only unanswered question is: Will W.'s proposed Missile Defense System (TM) pose a risk to the Clausman? (And are Rogue Countries (TM) making missiles shaped like sleighs?)
posted by wendell (2 comments total)

Damn it, why do we have to keep telling children such retarded lies?

No wonder they don't trust adults. They discover they've been lied to ever since they've been children.
posted by SilentSalamander at 9:31 AM on December 22, 2000

<sigh>
posted by baylink at 11:18 AM on December 22, 2000