ThreadBared

February 6, 2006 7:14 PM

ThreadBared.com is the Go Fug Yourself of vintage sewing, knitting, crocheting, and crafting patterns. Some highlights: Lord of the Bellbottoms; behold the Golliwog; That Linebacker Look; Return to Traditional Values; You Should See His Ball Peen Hammer; Never EVER make fun of a man who is both wearing cableknit mittens and holding a shotgun.
posted by Gator (7 comments total)

Also, previously.
posted by Gator at 7:14 PM on February 6, 2006

The haikus nearly killed me. That's awesome if only for the damn haikus.
posted by Medieval Maven at 7:23 PM on February 6, 2006

My daughter, who is presently five, got several Golliwog dolls from relatives when she was born. I have them hidden in the basement at present.
posted by stinkycheese at 7:36 PM on February 6, 2006

ROFL! Tears of laughter streaming down my face. Thanks Gator.
posted by nickyskye at 10:47 PM on February 6, 2006

My favourite Threadbared post EVAR.
posted by mumble at 3:23 AM on February 7, 2006

I opened several links of interest in tabs and saw the Ball Peen Hammer link immediately after seeing the photo at the bottom of the H1t3r pwnd UK, USA! link about 5 posts above. Creepy.

(apology for the lack of working links. HTML retarded.)
posted by Mcable at 4:24 AM on February 7, 2006

Probably posted here before, but folks might also enjoy You Knit What?
posted by box at 10:51 AM on February 8, 2006