Comments on: That's Seargant Pug to You, Dammit

That's Seargant Pug to You, Dammit

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:36:07 -0800

As a proud patriot & supporter of our nation's armed forces, my greatest personal shame comes from the fact that my pugs aren't fit for service (Lola has cuddling issues that would prove a hindrance on the battlefield, whereas Oscar would run afowl of the "don't ask, don't tell" laws). Fortunately, the good people at Pets In Uniform will gladly do an awful photoshop job to make it look like they actually served their nation proudly.

By: jikel_morten

jikel_morten — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:52:44 -0800

I clicked on the ad that said 'Bird Diaper FlightSuits'. Yes I did. I had to know. I'm glad I did, because as it turns out, it's the home of the revolutionary bird diaper. "There was a time birds went diaperless", they'll say.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:54:01 -0800

"Pet head goes here."

By: stenseng

stenseng — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:56:05 -0800

I need that on the fly of my jeans.

By: jonson

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:56:13 -0800

The Bird Diaper Flight Suits # is 888 412 POOP. "For One To Poop," get it???

By: smackfu

smackfu — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:56:20 -0800

And for the record, those are awesome Photoshop jobs.

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:58:43 -0800

You read Penny Arcade too, eh, jonson? ;)

By: jonson

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:06:38 -0800

Clearly I do!

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:31:57 -0800

Can't they fix the "green eye" that the animals sometimes get?

By: metaname

metaname — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:35:10 -0800

"or other pet in full military regalia" I kinda want to blow twenty bucks to see what kind of job they would do putting a pet octupus in full military regalia.

By: stokast

stokast — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:39:25 -0800

(sorry)

By: phyrewerx

phyrewerx — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:45:47 -0800

Question: where did they get the original photos from? Are real soldiers decorated in real medals? Because if they are, I'm sure some uniform code-breaking is happening here. I kinda want to blow twenty bucks to see what kind of job they would do putting a pet octupus in full military regalia. I want this bird's head in an airforce uniform.

By: Megafly

Megafly — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:49:51 -0800

Why is that Cat wearing a Combat Infantryman Badge? It seems more likely that a cat would have a non-infantry MOS

By: Tryptophan-5ht

Tryptophan-5ht — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:50:01 -0800

www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_poodle_4.jpg

By: Mercaptan

Mercaptan — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:02:18 -0800

My life would be complete if I could get my Bird Diaper FlightSuit to feature an enlarged crotch with "Mission Accomplished" emblazoned upon it.

By: rob511

rob511 — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:02:38 -0800

I bet they could make even a ~~pussy~~ ~~bitch~~ wimp like Barney's dad look halfway-convincing in a flight suit!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:10:47 -0800

"...my pugs aren't fit for service..." It's not just yours. They're all miserable, foul, traitorous creatures who would gladly team up with Al-Qaeda if they could get an extra ration of kibble.

By: jonson

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:13:54 -0800

When it comes time to defend this great nation, I'd turn to them before I'd call on you, mcd!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:24:13 -0800

I just bet you would, wouldn't you? AND NOW WE SEE WHY:

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:30:20 -0800

metaname - super quicky job.

By: mmcg

mmcg — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:35:22 -0800

I've been passing this one around as a non-sequitur in IM conversations for a few months now, and it never fails to get at least a spit take. Kneel before Zod!

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:45:01 -0800

This bad but not as bad as this.

By: cenoxo

cenoxo — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:51:41 -0800

Pretenders—bah! Cher Ami, the decorated hero of World War I, rose above them all.

By: jonson

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:08:45 -0800

mcd, that made me laugh like nothing else in days; however, the pugs are Chinese dogs in nature, so they would have fought on the side of the Allied forces in WWII. Nice try. Now, your average German Shepherd, on the other hand...

By: arto

arto — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:09:43 -0800

Cuts both ways, buddy.

By: ArsncHeart

ArsncHeart — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:22:52 -0800

The "Merry Christmas" link is beyond words.

By: granted

granted — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:46:54 -0800

IT'S LIKE HE'S STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL!!!

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:21:31 -0800

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

By: mediareport

mediareport — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:27:55 -0800

Wah. "www.petsinuniform.com could not be found."

By: jonson

jonson — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:42:49 -0800

mediareport - it's loading fine for me. Are you in China? Because I understand there's some sort of firewall.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 22:09:46 -0800

The "Merry Christmas" link is beyond words. You are so right.

By: Jawn

Jawn — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 22:57:44 -0800

The abominable treeman.

By: mediareport

mediareport — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 23:23:06 -0800

It's fine now, must've been temporary. "PET HEAD GOES HERE" is my new favorite saying.

By: SteveInMaine

SteveInMaine — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:53:11 -0800

By: metaname

metaname — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:32:16 -0800

That's great PurplePorpoise! I guess I'll have to keep searching for something frivolous to spend that money on.