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PUMA Ad Mystery Solved
February 10, 2006 8:09 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

Remember that really shockingcirca-2003 PUMA advertisement that no one would take responsibility for? Its mystery has finally unraveled.
posted by Bryan Behrenshausen (38 comments total)

They got nothing and emailed the ads to friends; from that point it snowballed

Hmm. Interesting choice of words.
posted by stet at 8:22 PM on February 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


I didn't think it was that racy until I saw the um, stuff, on her leg!

Nice touch. LOL!
posted by jahmoon at 8:23 PM on February 10, 2006


What really happened - a small Eastern European agency affiliated with Saatchi & Saatchi created the ads on spec, trying to win business with a PUMA subsidiary.
posted by smackfu at 8:24 PM on February 10, 2006


I'm going out to buy some trainers right fucking now.
posted by undule at 8:33 PM on February 10, 2006


Wasn't the Gucci [NSFW probably] image even more risque? And that was for real. The line is so arbitrary who can tell what is going to offend these days. Sperm - bad! Pubic hair - good!

And here's the metafilter chat when the picture first surfaced. Kudos to _sirmissalot_ who was pretty damn close.
posted by meech at 8:37 PM on February 10, 2006


OK you caught me, I admit it. That was indeed me in that ad. Yup. But, you have to understand... the set conditions were really, really really, really bad, and I was desperate. Plus, I had NO choice but to work for scale. I'm sorry.
posted by R. Mutt at 8:43 PM on February 10, 2006


I just think the sperm makes it too literal.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:53 PM on February 10, 2006


"hippo eats dwarf" !
posted by troutfishing at 9:53 PM on February 10, 2006


PUMA sucks... no wait, blows... er... at least they could swallow.
posted by wfrgms at 10:02 PM on February 10, 2006


I could have sworn that the bit o' jizz wasn't in the original ad, but I guess I was wrong. I agree that it makes the add a bit too heavy handed.
posted by kosher_jenny at 10:10 PM on February 10, 2006


I think i Nike logo would've been more appropriate for that ad, meech.
posted by wumpus at 10:13 PM on February 10, 2006


The ads didn't shock me.

In fact I still want to buy some fucking pumas.
posted by delmoi at 10:21 PM on February 10, 2006


...but online store sales were up like CRAZY for a couple of weeks. Too bad we didn't even have the shoes in the ads in stock!

Heh.
posted by delmoi at 10:23 PM on February 10, 2006


wumpus writes "I think i Nike logo would've been more appropriate for that ad, meech."

"Just do it" indeed!
posted by clevershark at 10:26 PM on February 10, 2006


"Just do it" indeed!

More like "Just Did It" but I catch your drift.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:33 PM on February 10, 2006


wumpus: strangely, I remembered it as a pubic Nike. A quick yet destressing google search soon put me right.
posted by meech at 10:46 PM on February 10, 2006


online store sales were up like CRAZY for a couple of weeks.

But...people actually bought shoes because of this?

Christ people. Just...oh, I don't know...don't!
posted by sourwookie at 11:52 PM on February 10, 2006


What's that stuff, there, on her leg? Is that like Ivory soap or something?
posted by wolftrouble at 12:02 AM on February 11, 2006


it's ice cream, i'm pretty sure.
posted by tweak at 12:06 AM on February 11, 2006


Yum.
posted by meh at 12:54 AM on February 11, 2006


"Wear Puma ladies, and he'll dribble on your leg instead of asking you to swallow"?
posted by orthogonality at 1:28 AM on February 11, 2006


I never undertstood the controversy...how did I miss the goo the first time around?

I need a shower, now.
posted by piratebowling at 1:35 AM on February 11, 2006


It's not a good image - the guy who took it wouldnt know naturalism if it bit him on the arse so he's trying to be shocking - there's no class to the picture at all - is it viral marketing for the communist party ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:50 AM on February 11, 2006


Is there really a place for freshly-squeezed sperm in mainstream advertising? I think most people would say no.
posted by Rhomboid at 2:56 AM on February 11, 2006


Most appalling Puma ad ever.
posted by fixedgear at 3:12 AM on February 11, 2006


Aye , it's good to be part of a focus group - (lights the crash signal)
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:02 AM on February 11, 2006


Another good argument against working on spec.
posted by uncle harold at 4:17 AM on February 11, 2006


I didn't notice the spooge when this hit the first time, either. funny, since it was the first thing I noticed this time.
posted by Busithoth at 5:41 AM on February 11, 2006


[fixed the FPP link]
posted by jessamyn at 6:05 AM on February 11, 2006


I didn't even know Puma was still making shoes. I think the last time I saw Pumas was in the 80s.
posted by Eideteker at 7:38 AM on February 11, 2006


Is this mystery really solved?
posted by kuatto at 8:33 AM on February 11, 2006


hahaha. +1 for fixedgear.
posted by atom128 at 9:42 AM on February 11, 2006


I didn't even know Puma was still making shoes. I think the last time I saw Pumas was in the 80s.

You are a tad bit behind the times. I think Pumas might be on their way though -- again.
posted by smackfu at 11:05 AM on February 11, 2006


Sure, maybe Puma didn't commission in the first place - but once they saw it, especially considering they had plausible deniability, I bet the marketing department jumped all over the legal department to make the threats and let the thing flare up nice and good.
posted by Drexen at 11:40 AM on February 11, 2006


Oh yeah, and: nowadays, word on the street is Puma trainers make good dancing shoes.

... and good cocksucking shoes.
posted by Drexen at 11:41 AM on February 11, 2006


There's no way the ejaculate was in the original; way too ham-fisted and poor design.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 12:11 PM on February 11, 2006


Paging dabitch...
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:47 PM on February 11, 2006


I didn't even know Puma was still making shoes.

Here in NYC, stylish Pumas (and Adidas, Diesel, etc) are what people wear with jeans to go for a walk instead of running shoes, which are hideous and pretty much never seen in the city except on the feet of actual runners or corn-fed tourists.

(I have a few pairs of Pumas and loved how cheeky those ads were.)
posted by lia at 8:46 PM on February 12, 2006


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