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February 12, 2006 5:40 PM   Subscribe

Aliens and Children. This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids. They successfully resisted the aliens by using a thought screen helmet which blocks the telepathic control aliens have over humans.
posted by Robot Johnny (35 comments total)

 
The pictures seem awfully... derivative. Maybe the abductors really are "Grays."

I swear that I've seen this here...
posted by PurplePorpoise at 5:44 PM on February 12, 2006


Dude looks like Benny Hill.
posted by Gator at 5:47 PM on February 12, 2006


Drawings of humans for comparison, so similar to the alien drawings that I am forced to conclude that the alien/human hybrids have already taken over. Or maybe it's just that children can't draw for shit.
posted by jack_mo at 5:49 PM on February 12, 2006


How sad.
posted by trip and a half at 5:49 PM on February 12, 2006


Look, a picture of a REAL alien here!
posted by adzm at 5:51 PM on February 12, 2006


Double.
posted by Goblindegook at 5:52 PM on February 12, 2006


What is going on in this picture?
posted by delmoi at 5:54 PM on February 12, 2006


The kid's wearing high heels.
posted by orthogonality at 5:59 PM on February 12, 2006


Or has been equipped with fleshy alien flippers.
posted by jack_mo at 6:04 PM on February 12, 2006


The most stylish tin foil hat I ever saw.
posted by brundlefly at 6:08 PM on February 12, 2006


Whatever they are, I like the fact that they match her bustier. Kid knows how to accessorize.
posted by Gator at 6:09 PM on February 12, 2006


it's a shame this is a double. but for the record, no the dude does NOT look like benny hill. he looks like flip wilson.
posted by shmegegge at 6:13 PM on February 12, 2006



The kid's wearing high heels.
posted by orthogonality at 5:59 PM PST on February 12 [!]


Or has been equipped with fleshy alien flippers.
posted by jack_mo at 6:04 PM PST on February 12 [!]


Erm I think delmoi is refering to the "whacking" caption next to the alien as the girl lies on a table/bed...hmm.

This is a real photo of a real alien and a real human, taken at Area 51 in Nevada.

Oh PLEASE!!! Real human my ass!
posted by lemonfridge at 6:18 PM on February 12, 2006


Double.

Crap... I did a search for the domain n' everything!
posted by Robot Johnny at 6:25 PM on February 12, 2006


I think that's an awesomely-misspelled version of "watching" -- the name of the image is "alienwatchingariel1.jpg" and it does look like the alien is peeking at her from behind the curtains at the Little Miss JonBenet Wannabe Pageant.
posted by Gator at 6:26 PM on February 12, 2006


Meek-Moks!
posted by iconomy at 6:40 PM on February 12, 2006


Thoughts screens have successfully stopped four kinds of aliens from abducting humans.

1. The praying mantis-like aliens.
2. Servants of the mantis-like aliens who are popularly referred to as grays.
3. Snake-skinned aliens popularly referred to as reptilians.
4. "Meek-Moks" which refers to the sound these aliens make while speaking.


But what about Atlans? Romulans? Will I be protected from Wookies?
posted by Zinger at 6:52 PM on February 12, 2006


This competes with my theory that children already are aliens. Very, very annoying aliens.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:05 PM on February 12, 2006


My dad worked with mentally ill folks who'd been incarcerated. He was always freaked out by my foil on the head treatment Glamour magazine promoted to bake in hair conditioner. Now I know why.
posted by onegreeneye at 7:21 PM on February 12, 2006


All children are aliens implanted in the womb by extraterrestials. Over their first 18 or so years they morph into what you call humans by exposure to the atmosphere, which is toxic to the normal alien forcing the metamorphosis.

(Why do you think perfectly good condoms frequently fail? And we've all heard about a vasectomy guy having a baby.)

Conception? HA!
You Earthlings are SO gullible!

(P.S. Cheney never ran Halliburton, Cheney works for us!)
posted by HTuttle at 8:21 PM on February 12, 2006


So, I don't get this post. Are you saying "look, kids are really getting abducted," or are you saying "look how funny this is."?
posted by frogan at 8:31 PM on February 12, 2006


Kids are abducted all the time, frogan. Whether by extraterrestrials or not is another matter.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 8:33 PM on February 12, 2006


I so got stuck behind a Meek-Mok in traffic the other day. Pissed me off to no end.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 8:58 PM on February 12, 2006


the dude does NOT look like benny hill. he looks like flip wilson.
That's a pretty big difference.

He looks to me more like Bob Odenkirk dressed up as a mad scientist.
posted by papakwanz at 9:06 PM on February 12, 2006


Oh whoops, I was referring to this guy.

This guy looks like Rip Taylor.
posted by papakwanz at 9:08 PM on February 12, 2006


And none of them look like Flip Wilson.


Sorry for the triple post
posted by papakwanz at 9:09 PM on February 12, 2006


So, I don't get this post. Are you saying "look, kids are really getting abducted," or are you saying "look how funny this is."?

Are you serious?
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:18 PM on February 12, 2006


You forget the lessons learned from children's letters to Christopher Walken. All kids are idjits.
posted by i8ny3x at 9:19 PM on February 12, 2006


Are you serious?

I'm puzzling over whether the poster really believes these drawings are made by children who have literally been abducted by aliens from another world. The site certainly seems to be forwarding that view.

Alternately, we could all be having a laugh about all the kooky people out there who might believe this is real.

I'm in the latter camp. Alien life out there somewhere? Sure. Aliens coming to Earth and zapping trailer park denizens? Umm, no.
posted by frogan at 9:33 PM on February 12, 2006


I'm puzzling over whether the poster really believes these drawings are made by children who have literally been abducted by aliens from another world.

I think the title I gave the post should be a sufficient hint.
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:43 PM on February 12, 2006


It's the GAYS, we're the ones out trying to convert the children! Jeez!
posted by moonbird at 5:19 AM on February 13, 2006


Some think that extra DMT production in the brain produces hallucinations that are remarkably similar to what people have described as alien abductions.
posted by the jam at 8:49 AM on February 13, 2006


It's the GAYS, we're the ones out trying to convert the children! Jeez!

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:28 AM on February 13, 2006


Actually, it's a triple.

Mr. Menken contacted me after my post and we corresponded for a bit it was... er, interesting. Pretty much what one would expect from the orginator of the thought screen helmet.

I'm still waiting for the definitive proof he was sending.
posted by cedar at 2:11 PM on February 13, 2006


God damn red 'lectroids.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:40 PM on February 13, 2006


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