The Dick Cheney Quail Hunt

February 13, 2006 4:31 PM

Bang!The Dick Cheney Quail Hunt Game. (Well, that didn't take long.)
posted by NotWeButOne (21 comments total)

ive got the high score
posted by chuckforthought.com at 4:43 PM on February 13, 2006

It took me 4 shots to get the little girl.
posted by mullacc at 4:44 PM on February 13, 2006

An excellent simulation. I feel just like the VP.
posted by Malor at 4:54 PM on February 13, 2006

It was already posted in the original thread.
posted by terrapin at 4:58 PM on February 13, 2006

The realism is astounding.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 5:14 PM on February 13, 2006

TAKE THAT SS BOY
posted by stenseng at 5:16 PM on February 13, 2006

It was already posted in the original thread.

Sure, 200+ posts down. Glad it got reposted. Lots of other funny things may have gotten lost in the sea of comments like Time Magazine's hilarious write-up (no kidding!):

How Did Dick Cheney Break the No.1 Rule of Hunting?: The cardinal rule of hunting could not be more simple: Don’t shoot the people (or the dogs).

Or this spoof:

Guns don’t shoot people, Cheney shoots people. [...] An anonymous administration official denied eyewitnesses claims that Cheney was also seen feeding on the blood of his victim. “It’s preposterous” said White House press secretary Scott McClellan. “The victim is a 78 year old man, not a unicorn or 16 year old Azerbaijani virgin raised on life-giving Bahmaz.” After a pause, McClellan added “perhaps I’ve said too much.”

By all accounts the shooting incident will help boost Dick Cheney’s recently flagging “street cred” [...]

posted by Davenhill at 5:18 PM on February 13, 2006

It took me about two reloads until I realized the obvious...
*Smacks self
posted by daninnj at 5:33 PM on February 13, 2006

http://cheneyhunts.ytmnd.com/

Though not exactly as interactive... the music makes up for it, I think.
posted by thanatogenous at 5:47 PM on February 13, 2006

We're going to reduce gun violence in America, and those who commit crimes with guns will find a determined adversary in my Administration.

-- President George W. Bush

posted by kirkaracha at 5:48 PM on February 13, 2006

Well, that didn't take long.

You mean the gag or the Flash itself?
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 5:53 PM on February 13, 2006

Someone should do a real Duck Hunt clone in this vein. A really bloody Duck Hunt clone.
posted by brundlefly at 5:58 PM on February 13, 2006

I'm sure it won't be long before we start seeing expressions like "I felt as scared and vulnerable as a guest on the Cheney hunting party."
posted by clevershark at 6:10 PM on February 13, 2006

I'm still giggling over FunkyHelix's "Cheney's got a gun"
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:13 PM on February 13, 2006

that game sucks, though.
posted by delmoi at 7:27 PM on February 13, 2006

Whole world's come ubdone.
posted by longsleeves at 8:17 PM on February 13, 2006

I'm still giggling over FunkyHelix's "Cheney's got a gun"

The Daily Show used that one tonight in one of their graphics.
posted by dsword at 8:47 PM on February 13, 2006

What will the poor guy dooooo? It's Cheney's last I.C.U.......
posted by anthill at 9:04 PM on February 13, 2006

Daily Show clip.
posted by homunculus at 10:34 PM on February 13, 2006

I'm still giggling over FunkyHelix's "Cheney's got a gun"

The Daily Show used that one tonight in one of their graphics.

So did Keith Olbermann's Countdown.
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:10 PM on February 13, 2006

"Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time-there-were-quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be the 78 year old man. Even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists-he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face."

I may cut that out and keep it.
posted by NinjaPirate at 1:40 AM on February 14, 2006