I prefer butt-schnauzers. posted by wakko at 9:43 AM on February 14, 2006
Oh, No, the Madura sticks secret is out!!! Tongkate Madura is one of the only secrets we have left, how could someone of the sisterhood spill the beans (or Chinese pearls for that matter!)
As for the guy who says virginity is still scared in the marriage beds of South Texas... I've never been to the States and I'm happy to leave the issue of virgin or not between the happy couple, but if it is sacred and still the honourable norm as he suggests, why does he see so many ads offering to rejuvenate/slice up the vagina?? posted by Wilder at 9:44 AM on February 14, 2006
I had always heard that Anderson Cooper is not interested in vaginas. I stand corrected. posted by LarryC at 9:51 AM on February 14, 2006
Actually - the blog posting was not by Anderson Cooper:
"Posted By Randi Kaye, CNN Correspondent: 8:08 AM " posted by ericb at 10:00 AM on February 14, 2006
I'm giving my wife a gift certificate for this and electrolysis! Should be a great night for this lucky sot! posted by spock at 10:17 AM on February 14, 2006
As for the guy who says virginity is still scared in the marriage beds of South Texas...
In the parlance of today's teens, that's 'tight'. posted by davelog at 10:20 AM on February 14, 2006
jessehelms: what the fuck is that , a god loving arab writing vector in pussy drawing gynecologist ? Happy Valentine ! posted by elpapacito at 10:27 AM on February 14, 2006
I have to admit, it made me giggle a bit to think that Anderson Cooper was such an expert in the matter. posted by clevershark at 10:29 AM on February 14, 2006
Virginity is as much mental/experience as it is physical, I say. posted by manicarzo at 10:39 AM on February 14, 2006
This was a front page WSJ article about a month ago. Between that and friday's Valentine's day "One Tough Day for Two-Timers" article I am becoming more and more convinced that the Wall Street Journal's staff do not have healthy sex lives... posted by jrb223 at 10:58 AM on February 14, 2006
It's AC's blog, but he didn't make the post:
"Posted By Randi Kaye, CNN Correspondent: 8:08 AM" posted by mrbill at 11:12 AM on February 14, 2006
Wanting to pop someone's hymen seems like a pretty messed-up fantasy to me. posted by sonofsamiam at 11:14 AM on February 14, 2006
Hm. Maybe after I get my anus bleached. posted by ori at 11:25 AM on February 14, 2006
I have to admit, it made me giggle a bit to think that Anderson Cooper was such an expert in the matter.
In all fairness, he did say that "someone told me" that women were having this procedure done. posted by LilBucner at 11:27 AM on February 14, 2006
he did say that "someone told me"
Actually no. [see 1, 2]. Third time's the charm. Anderson Cooper did not make the post. The post was by another CNN correspondant, Randi Kaye. posted by ericb at 11:43 AM on February 14, 2006
sonofsamiamwrites"Wanting to pop someone's hymen seems like a pretty messed-up fantasy to me"
Considering some of the more out there fetishes the internet has exposed me to I'd say it's pretty vanilla. posted by Mitheral at 12:18 PM on February 14, 2006
As for the guy who says virginity is still scared in the marriage beds of South Texas</em
Scared is right. There are about as many virgin brides in Texas as there are liberals in that state. posted by onegreeneye at 1:00 PM on February 14, 2006
Hi everybody!
I'm Archie Bell of the Drells
From Houston, Texas
We don't only sing but we dance
Just as good as we walk
In Houston we just started a new dance
Called the Tighten Up
This is the music
We tighten up with... posted by idontlikewords at 2:23 PM on February 14, 2006
And check out the 100% mink Jetstream Deluxe Fur Penis Muffler made in the 60's and endorsed by the U.S. Olympic Committee currently up-for-bid on eBay. [probably NSFW - depending on where you work. ;-) ] posted by ericb at 4:19 PM on February 14, 2006
Hmm, clevershark, it says they suggested the men go to psychological counseling instead--is there some sort of mental technique to increase penis size!? posted by Citizen Premier at 5:28 PM on February 14, 2006
Inspired by this thread, I just had my urethra tightened. Gents, it's a mistake. posted by Astro Zombie at 9:05 PM on February 14, 2006
100% mink Jetstream Deluxe Fur Penis Muffler
If your penis is making enough noise that it needs a muffler, see a doctor immediately. posted by kindall at 9:41 PM on February 14, 2006
No wonder everyone thinks he's gay. posted by deusdiabolus at 10:45 PM on February 14, 2006
You know, most women don't even tear their hymen when they first have sex. It's already been torn and is gone by then, or at least mostly gone. posted by agregoli at 8:28 AM on February 15, 2006
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