Son of Beetch! Shit!

February 16, 2006 12:32 PM

Goodness gracious and heavens to Betsy, it's The Swearing Festival!
posted by fandango_matt (33 comments total)

Fuckin' A!
posted by jonmc at 12:34 PM on February 16, 2006

Unfortunately, it's in San Francisco. Too far away for me.

Fuck that shit.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:36 PM on February 16, 2006

?(*&^%$#@!@$#$%^$%!
posted by R. Mutt at 12:43 PM on February 16, 2006

*slowly echoes jonmc*

Fuckin. A.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:57 PM on February 16, 2006

I'm sorry, I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.
posted by NationalKato at 12:57 PM on February 16, 2006

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.
posted by ericb at 1:02 PM on February 16, 2006

Merciful heavens!
*faints*
posted by marxchivist at 1:12 PM on February 16, 2006

Fuck yeah! I'm gonna be in Sanfrancisco this weekend!
posted by piratebowling at 1:15 PM on February 16, 2006

Spock swore?

What'd he say?
posted by Relay at 1:17 PM on February 16, 2006

posted by Relay Spock swore? What'd he say?

"The hell they did!" and "The hell we will!"
posted by fandango_matt at 1:19 PM on February 16, 2006

Aw peepee! I won't be able to make it, cockdammit.
posted by jefbla at 1:28 PM on February 16, 2006

I hope they're holding it on some beach, somewhere.
posted by dhartung at 1:30 PM on February 16, 2006

They shoulda fuckin' made these shitapples the guests of fuckin' honour.
posted by arto at 1:41 PM on February 16, 2006

*posts bar of soap for mouth-washing-out*
posted by Cranberry at 1:44 PM on February 16, 2006

Son of Beetch! Shit!

'Swounds!
Holy Fire!
Judas Priest!
posted by Opposite George at 2:13 PM on February 16, 2006

Hell counts as swearing Matt?

Damn!
posted by Relay at 2:20 PM on February 16, 2006

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/42417
posted by spasm at 2:22 PM on February 16, 2006

I had no idea there would be swearing in this thread,
posted by found missing at 2:28 PM on February 16, 2006

(I reserve the right to finish that sentence in the future--you fuckers)
posted by found missing at 2:35 PM on February 16, 2006

...58% of women swear in public.

Whoa. 58% of women swear where in public? Public jails? Public brothels?
posted by onegreeneye at 2:42 PM on February 16, 2006

Ian McShane should host.
posted by COBRA! at 2:48 PM on February 16, 2006

fandango_matt : "'The hell they did!' and 'The hell we will!'"

You know too much about Star Trek IV.
posted by graventy at 2:54 PM on February 16, 2006

Fuckin cocksucker!
posted by HTuttle at 2:56 PM on February 16, 2006

This post was meant for me. It is my destiny.

Swearing, eh?

Felching arsewiping pegging spooge-gargling cumbucket of a santorum fucknozzle.

Unnn, huuuunh.

Fig you very much
posted by lalochezia at 3:28 PM on February 16, 2006

OMFG WTF
posted by deusdiabolus at 3:36 PM on February 16, 2006

Holy Toledo!
posted by knave at 3:49 PM on February 16, 2006

Speaking of motherf*ckers, Dan Savage gives one some advice this week ....

When I was about 15 she (Mom) went through a very bad breakup, and while I was comforting her ...
posted by R. Mutt at 4:16 PM on February 16, 2006

"The hell they did!" and "The hell we will!"

Not to mention "Double dumb-ass on you."
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:22 PM on February 16, 2006

The Sweariest Man Alive!!
posted by nonane at 4:29 PM on February 16, 2006

Somebody ought to liveblog this fucker!
posted by Marianne at 5:02 PM on February 16, 2006

Barbara Streisand!

Yeah, I'm late. Fuck you.
posted by slimepuppy at 6:48 AM on February 17, 2006

I don't remember much swearing in Lovejoy.
posted by jack_mo at 6:58 AM on February 17, 2006

R. Mutt: I so wish I hadn't read that. Eww.
posted by onegreeneye at 8:37 AM on February 17, 2006