You Get Your Money's Worth

February 19, 2006 3:06 AM

If you are one of the Good People, you are entitled to the phone number of a homeless, haloed Computer Genius. And even if you're not Good, you can have some free advice about such topics as how to lose weight ("Stop being so LAZY and INCONSIDERATE") and how to overcome "saxual" addiction ("When something in your pants or panties is taking over your life . . . find a hobby you can do instead of sax").
posted by parrot_person (19 comments total)

So his spelling isn't so hot, he can be a bit tactless, has a few entitlement issues and he's not Shakespeare, I still like this kid's site and found a few fun and useful things there, learned a thing or two I didn't know before. For example I'd never heard about Monsanto's biotech "Terminator" seed scheme, yikes.
posted by nickyskye at 8:42 AM on February 19, 2006

There's something very sad underlying this site. It's not quite dellusions of grandeur, but I can't think of a better word.
posted by allen.spaulding at 8:43 AM on February 19, 2006

"dellusions of grandeur"

Hip quip, a.s.
posted by paulsc at 8:53 AM on February 19, 2006

happles to the best of us.
posted by allen.spaulding at 8:54 AM on February 19, 2006

"I'm thin, sane, no kids, no drugs."

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posted by easternblot at 9:20 AM on February 19, 2006

I'm clean, helpful, a computer genius, I'm a pro website designer and I can create anything you can imagine.

Assuming it can be made in FrontPage 2000. Just like any other pro website designer and/or computer genius.

I think this guy's "on the spectrum." (He's also probably a fine person.)
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:22 AM on February 19, 2006

This page makes me feel like this:

posted by fixedgear at 9:42 AM on February 19, 2006

LOL! fixedgear, very funny. :)
posted by nickyskye at 9:45 AM on February 19, 2006

Yes Tell me More I'm Good
posted by youarenothere at 9:47 AM on February 19, 2006

Mayor Curley, do you mean on the autism/Asperger's Syndrome spectrum? If so I agree with you.
posted by nickyskye at 9:55 AM on February 19, 2006

Uh.. wow. This totally pegged my boggle-o-meter.
posted by AaronRaphael at 10:20 AM on February 19, 2006

this immediately seems like a hoax, but i suppose bandwidth is cheaper and cheaper ... .anyone call the number?
posted by mrgrimm at 10:38 AM on February 19, 2006

nevermind.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:40 AM on February 19, 2006

also, unless it's sonny rollins or zoot, i hate the sax.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:41 AM on February 19, 2006

I think this guy's "on the spectrum."


posted by Smart Dalek at 11:08 AM on February 19, 2006

For me this page has replaced wikipedia as a source of information.
posted by deafweatherman at 12:16 PM on February 19, 2006

On first glance, this guy reminds me of MeFi favorite MaryGentle, aka MaryRomantic.
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 8:16 PM on February 19, 2006

apparently he is also an MS paint genius.
posted by Suparnova at 9:04 PM on February 19, 2006

Some digging also gives us this gem from the same guy:

http://artistdesign7.com/

posted by Fat Elvis at 8:57 AM on February 20, 2006