Thou Knowest O' Lord!

February 22, 2006 7:07 AM

The Abrigded King James Version
And the LORD Capital said unto the socialist, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Hope you enjoy!
posted by nofundy (11 comments total)

Pretty goddamn funny!
posted by gagglezoomer at 7:13 AM on February 22, 2006

I signed a pale contract, and on it was a pale rider.
posted by The White Hat at 7:18 AM on February 22, 2006

abrigded?
posted by NinjaPirate at 7:29 AM on February 22, 2006

I don't think I really get it. I mean, I get it, but not really. It is clever, though.
posted by OmieWise at 7:30 AM on February 22, 2006

That's what it says NinjaPirate.

THE TELLS-YOU-WHAT-TO-THINK TANK
ABRIDGED KING JAMES VERSION
posted by nofundy at 7:36 AM on February 22, 2006

Oh, I see, sorry for the spelling, my bad.
posted by nofundy at 7:37 AM on February 22, 2006

I thought I was going to be insulted, but...
I laughed my ass off.
posted by caddis at 8:06 AM on February 22, 2006

caddis : "I thought I was going to be insulted, but...
"I laughed my ass off."

Now go burn an EPI office somewhere.
posted by nkyad at 8:39 AM on February 22, 2006

Sorry in advance:

MetaFilter - I thought I was going to be insulted, but I laughed my ass off.
posted by Pollomacho at 9:30 AM on February 22, 2006

Where are the trolls? I came to the comments section looking for some serious trolls.
posted by palinode at 9:36 AM on February 22, 2006

I'll troll if you like.

It's cute enough, but once you read the first two or three lines, it pretty much writes itself.

Moreover, humor that depends upon your sharing the writer's political/social POV tends towards the tedious.

Which is not to say that I necessarily disagree with this author's POV...
posted by IndigoJones at 10:10 AM on February 22, 2006