But there's one last thing I feel I need to ask...

February 23, 2006 7:17 AM

[Warning! This is completely and utterly not safe for work. We're talking NSFW with sugar on top.] We've all been there. You meet someone you find attractive. They're intelligent and they share your interests. But there's still one thing you need to know about them and you're just not sure how to ask... [Link is to embedded video.] [Seriously. This is not safe for work. Hell, it's probably not safe for Alabama.]
posted by Clay201 (89 comments total)

Yeah, people here in the office hate the sound I associated with non-working links ("Server not found. Firefox can't find the server at www.goodiebag.tv.").
posted by nkyad at 7:23 AM on February 23, 2006

The link seems to be dead. I'm feeling lazy today, so pretend this post is really witty and snarky and made you feel so small that you'll never want to make another FPP again. I'm sure the next 30 posts will more than make up for my laziness.
posted by bondcliff at 7:23 AM on February 23, 2006

Yep, dead as a hammer.
posted by Witty at 7:24 AM on February 23, 2006

Here is an alternate version, according to the cached page.
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:26 AM on February 23, 2006

It worked for me.
posted by Eyebeams at 7:26 AM on February 23, 2006

Apparently that server took it in the...
(it is on YouTube, which only takes it in the... from NBC.)
posted by shoepal at 7:27 AM on February 23, 2006

Worked for me.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:27 AM on February 23, 2006

Damn you, Curley! argh!
posted by shoepal at 7:27 AM on February 23, 2006

I should have added, it worked for me, but I wish I had my 2:55 back.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:29 AM on February 23, 2006

corny.. not worthy of a FPP.. Just a spoof music video about "taking it in the ass".. wasn't even funny..
posted by pez_LPhiE at 7:29 AM on February 23, 2006

Whew. I was about to post the YouTube link. The original link never stopped working for me, so I was beginning to think I'd lost my mind. Thanks guys.
posted by Clay201 at 7:30 AM on February 23, 2006

Having seen most of it: meh. It's mainly juvenile, which can work, but then it's too long and the joke wears out. Jokes about buggery are best as quick punchlines that signal the end of the joke, not as extended remixes.
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:30 AM on February 23, 2006

That was lame.
posted by a3matrix at 7:35 AM on February 23, 2006

MeFi user Dag Maggot has created a terrific site for everyone to post all those Google/YouTube videos
posted by mkultra at 7:41 AM on February 23, 2006

When I think about all the time and energy wasted making this video, it makes me sad. For what it's worth, I felt the same way about "Crash."
posted by billysumday at 7:48 AM on February 23, 2006

I stopped watching it shortly after it went color.... I got the joke, got a laugh, and didn't have to listen to three more minutes of ass jokes. :)
posted by Malor at 7:50 AM on February 23, 2006

Yeah, you see the joke coming about 1000 miles away. The only way this would be funny is if you could somehow sneak it in to the next Justice Sunday presentation...say, replace one of their "Left Behind" videos or something.
posted by fungible at 7:54 AM on February 23, 2006

Oh and great idea dag...bookmarked.
posted by fungible at 7:57 AM on February 23, 2006

Oh come on... I'm going to be singing this to myself all day. Finally something to replace that damn Fallout Boy song.
posted by FlamingBore at 8:00 AM on February 23, 2006

'When I think about all the time and energy wasted making this video, it makes me sad. For what it's worth, I felt the same way about "Crash."'

Well, you can just bite me.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:02 AM on February 23, 2006

cute, catchy, nice rhymes, couple chuckles. I give it a seven.
posted by lumpenprole at 8:08 AM on February 23, 2006

Alabama has been taking it in the ass since George Wallace.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 8:16 AM on February 23, 2006

-4 Ineffectual.
posted by Blue Stone at 8:19 AM on February 23, 2006

Wow, its 2006 and jokes about anal sex are still funny?

And no, the link didn't work for me.
posted by fenriq at 8:19 AM on February 23, 2006

I wish you'd mentioned that it was a friggin' song. I never would have bothered clicking. Lame FPP.
posted by cribcage at 8:20 AM on February 23, 2006

What is it? Tubgirl with audio?
posted by HTuttle at 8:30 AM on February 23, 2006

I guess I felt the appeal was more in the execution than in the concept. Kind of like Eric Idle's FCC song or Dave Chappell's "Diarrhea" choral performance. I felt they deserved a lot of credit for rhyming "you'd do it if you loved me" with "If you're nervous squat above me." But hey, this isn't the first time I've been accused of having a malformed sense of humor.

Also - and again, this may be just me - I get the impression that those involved in making this thing actually do have a fair amount of first hand experience with - and perhaps even affection for - the subject matter.
posted by Clay201 at 8:31 AM on February 23, 2006

It had a good beat and I could massage my prostate to it.

Mildly amusing.
posted by Ynoxas at 8:31 AM on February 23, 2006

Yeah, it's 2006 and *some* anal jokes are still funny. This one, not so much. Clever, well executed but just a bit too long. I'll give it a 5/10.
posted by horseblind at 8:35 AM on February 23, 2006

i can dig it. more warning than necessary. just nudity, foul language and lasciviousness.
posted by destro at 8:36 AM on February 23, 2006

Damn. Everyone beat me to expressing their world weary jadedness. I can just imagine that Clay201 is devestated that he has failed to please you all since you are clearly the cool kids he wishes he could fit in with.
posted by srboisvert at 8:44 AM on February 23, 2006

I thought it was funny. Need some sort of not safe for work disclaimer in the FPP, though.
posted by justkevin at 8:47 AM on February 23, 2006

MetaFilter: It is not Fark.
posted by BeerGrin at 8:47 AM on February 23, 2006

I found it heady, with an essence of oak and magnolia. Thin on aftertaste though.

(People, not everyone cares about every feeling you had at every moment of the stupid video. Especially if it's snark.)

*Just sayin'*
posted by rollbiz at 8:49 AM on February 23, 2006

People, not everyone cares about every feeling you had at every moment of the stupid video. Especially if it's snark.

The fuck? Are you new here?
posted by quite unimportant at 8:56 AM on February 23, 2006

Yeah, but so are you. And really, it's excessive.
posted by rollbiz at 8:57 AM on February 23, 2006

That said, I felt that the song was WAY too repetitive with some funny rhymes. And the women should have been much hotter for a song about ass sex.
posted by quite unimportant at 8:57 AM on February 23, 2006

Just the username is new, sweetheart, I've lurked for years.
posted by quite unimportant at 8:58 AM on February 23, 2006

Ditto, and it's unimportant except when you call me out as new with a 30k username.
posted by rollbiz at 8:59 AM on February 23, 2006

Let's all pretend I used a period instead of that second comma, shall we?
posted by quite unimportant at 8:59 AM on February 23, 2006

Not everyone cares about every username you had at every moment of the stupid Internet

Fixed.
posted by jenovus at 9:08 AM on February 23, 2006

Some people complain about the snarkyness and firefights. I find it morbidly fun ... Like watching a plane crash.
posted by crunchyk9 at 9:09 AM on February 23, 2006

I snark because I care. Save Metafilter from crap like this!!
posted by billysumday at 9:10 AM on February 23, 2006

heh heh, heh heh,

They said ASS.
posted by newfers at 9:16 AM on February 23, 2006

I've lurked for years.

Don't fix what ain't broke.
posted by cribcage at 9:17 AM on February 23, 2006

[old]
posted by thirteenkiller at 9:41 AM on February 23, 2006

Hmmm... absurd, yet flaccid
posted by edgeways at 9:46 AM on February 23, 2006

I’m so tired of people not tagging things “nsfw”! There is NO TAG that says this is NSFW.
How am I supposed to know it’s NSFW? I opened this at work and I could be in big trouble now. What is the problem with tagging things and making it clear something is unsafe to open and is borderline pornographic?

I’m so sick of stuff like this on metafilter. I’m calling this out.
God Dammit!
posted by Smedleyman at 9:47 AM on February 23, 2006

Man, I can’t believe I did that with a straight face. I bet myself $20 bucks I couldn’t do it. Lunch for myself - on me!
posted by Smedleyman at 9:49 AM on February 23, 2006

[Not Safe For Bob]
posted by jenovus at 9:54 AM on February 23, 2006

meh
posted by yonation at 10:02 AM on February 23, 2006

whoops, I meant:
[Not Safe for Bob] (SFW?)
posted by jenovus at 10:04 AM on February 23, 2006

[this is bad]
posted by 2sheets at 10:20 AM on February 23, 2006

NSFMEFI
posted by odinsdream at 10:32 AM on February 23, 2006

Man, I was expecting to get reprimanded by my boss, and I'm 30 miles from work. Disappointingly only slighly NSFW. Booo.
posted by graventy at 10:35 AM on February 23, 2006

I liked the tassels on the boobies.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:45 AM on February 23, 2006

Aww, c'mon, it really was pretty well done and pretty funny. Maybe all y'all just take your ass sex a little too seriously.
posted by klangklangston at 10:51 AM on February 23, 2006

Don't fix what ain't broke.</em

I just blew whiskey out my nose. Thanks.
posted by Mr_Zero at 10:51 AM on February 23, 2006

i enjoyed this, the drag queen, the latex gloved hand holding at the end, the swingin' beat, the strap ons, evokes a response, which i think is the main thing. mabey i'm just young and kinky but it made me smile:) pansexual romance, aw cute!
posted by beachgrrlmusic at 10:53 AM on February 23, 2006

This is completely and utterly not safe for work.

But is it absolutely and essentially not safe for work?
posted by KirkJobSluder at 11:01 AM on February 23, 2006

I thought it was amusing, but not unsafe enough for work.
posted by jessamyn at 11:01 AM on February 23, 2006

I liked it.
posted by sotonohito at 11:11 AM on February 23, 2006

That was really bad and unfunny.
posted by Mach3avelli at 11:13 AM on February 23, 2006

Oh, it was cute. And haven't you all wanted to ask the exact same question on a first date?
posted by Uncle Glendinning at 11:14 AM on February 23, 2006

Don't fix what ain't broke.

Cribcage wins.
posted by horseblind at 11:15 AM on February 23, 2006

Sorry about going overboard on the NSFW warnings. I think I've gotten used to posting on sex-related message boards and email lists where it's not unusual to encounter a lot of very graphic discussion. To me, metafilter always seems, comparatively, kind of sheltered. There've been several recent AskMe threads where I've had the impulse to share some very explicit thoughts and then had to remind myself that "Hey, this isn't bondage.com, it's metafilter. Don't gross people out unnecessarily." So when I contemplated posting a video in which "take it up the ass" is repeated twenty times or so... I got a little overly cautious. I figure "NSFW" denotes not just "hey, be careful about playing this at work" but also "if you're about to eat breakfast, you may want to skip this."

Besides, I don't know about you, but I never even notice those four measly little letters until after I've clicked on something.
posted by Clay201 at 11:24 AM on February 23, 2006

MetaFilter: Hey, this isn't bondage.com
posted by scarabic at 11:45 AM on February 23, 2006

I liked it in a camp Monty Python meets Susie Bright kind of way.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 12:04 PM on February 23, 2006

I just blew whiskey out my nose. Thanks.
posted by Mr_Zero at 1:51 PM EST

1:51PM EST would make it 11:51AM where you are when you posted this, according to your coordinates.

I have found my first MeFi hero.
posted by rollbiz at 12:11 PM on February 23, 2006

Just answer the question.
posted by bardic at 12:17 PM on February 23, 2006

Why yes, yes I do.

That was hot.
posted by loquacious at 12:23 PM on February 23, 2006

I thought it was charming.
posted by pointilist at 12:28 PM on February 23, 2006

It's no PopoZao, but hell, what is?
posted by bardic at 12:30 PM on February 23, 2006

Hey, I saw these guys perform that song at the NYC Burlesque festival last year. It was amusing in a loungey setting. Still, Miss Saturn stole the show.
posted by Gamblor at 12:51 PM on February 23, 2006

I swear the melody in the chorus is from Beulah's "What Will You Do When Your Suntan Fades?".
posted by bardic at 12:58 PM on February 23, 2006

I thought it was amusing, but not unsafe enough for work.

What sort of library do you work in, anyway?
posted by Danf at 1:11 PM on February 23, 2006

I thought it was amusing, well made, and catchy. Too bad their server is getting pounded so I can't watch their other videos.
posted by kyleg at 2:08 PM on February 23, 2006

sweetheart, I've lurked for years.

You had me at lurking for months. The rest was just unfair teasing.
posted by srboisvert at 2:13 PM on February 23, 2006

I found this to be perfectly safe for work. But I'm in the ass sex industry.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:16 PM on February 23, 2006

bardic, I agree. I was like "I've heard this song before." Actually, it sounds like several Beulah songs.
posted by shoepal at 3:36 PM on February 23, 2006

fenriq wrote "Wow, its 2006 and jokes about anal sex are still funny?"

this is the first musical female->male strapon anal sex parody i've seen.
posted by VulcanMike at 4:05 PM on February 23, 2006

Oh, come on. This is just so sweet.
posted by Tomatillo at 5:40 PM on February 23, 2006

Wow, its 2006 and jokes about anal sex are still funny?

You don't think anal sex is funny? Well... okay, you might have a point. I certainly didn't laugh when John Holmes porked me up the Gary Glitter.
posted by Decani at 6:17 PM on February 23, 2006

This is the best song about butt lovin' since Eddie Murphy's classic "Boogie in Your Butt" [MP3].
posted by kirkaracha at 6:32 PM on February 23, 2006

Too bad their server is getting pounded

in the ass.
posted by Hat Maui at 6:39 PM on February 23, 2006

Wow, its 2006 and jokes about anal sex are still funny?

So, in the future nothing will be funny? Laughter is soooo 20th century?
posted by tula at 6:42 PM on February 23, 2006

={}=
posted by moonbird at 9:23 PM on February 23, 2006

I wish so many straights weren't turning on to butt love. It leaves one less thing for the right-wing crazies to hate about the gays.
posted by CMichaelCook at 8:54 AM on February 25, 2006

This is the best song about butt lovin' since Eddie Murphy's classic "Boogie in Your Butt" [MP3].

No, the best song about butt lovin' is "F.Y.U.T.A.," a tender acoustic folk song by a guy I used to know, Brett Bayne, in which he writes "Let's break the bonds that chain us / And do the thing that might pain us / I want to get inside of your anus." For bonus points he also rhymes "I want to F.Y.U.T.A." with "in a real big way."

Unfortunately it does not seem that he has put this masterpiece online.
posted by kindall at 9:04 AM on February 25, 2006