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February 23, 2006 7:17 PM   Subscribe

The Mr. Hetero contest. by this guy.
posted by es_de_bah (29 comments total)

 
That is *so* gay.
posted by atom128 at 7:21 PM on February 23, 2006


Mr Heterosexual is the creation of Tom Crouse.

For a second there I thought it said Tom Cruise. I then thought to myself, Mr. Cruise is taking this ghey thing too far.
posted by daninnj at 7:21 PM on February 23, 2006


What is flash for? Why, simple inline images, of course!
posted by odinsdream at 7:26 PM on February 23, 2006


God, that'll be the biggest fucking swordfight in three states.
posted by klangklangston at 7:26 PM on February 23, 2006


"Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?"

What a tool.
posted by 2sheets at 7:27 PM on February 23, 2006


Wait. Just so we're clear, you're telling me this is the co-sponsor? With the giant stuffed Barney Rubble doll?

And he wonders why hetereosexuality isn't polling well with the focus groups.
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 7:30 PM on February 23, 2006


Paging Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, clean up in Massachusetts, please.
posted by booksandlibretti at 7:30 PM on February 23, 2006


Identical blog template to Veiled Conceit...
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:34 PM on February 23, 2006


Please do not be drawn into any confrontation with any protestors who might be there. Let them have their protest, it will speak for itself.

Oh, look. The straight white guy is feeling victimized again. That's so adorable.

Does he really expect protestors? What will they be protesting? Breeding?
posted by fungible at 7:36 PM on February 23, 2006


I wish his blog allowed comments.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 7:37 PM on February 23, 2006


It would, if comments weren't so gay.
posted by klangklangston at 7:41 PM on February 23, 2006


Tom mentioned the Mr Gay international contest that was held in San Diego and stated that "you never hear of anything for heterosexuals- someone should have a Mr Heterosexual Contest."

Wow, that Tom sure is smart.
posted by batou_ at 7:51 PM on February 23, 2006


ha, batou_, I was about to quote the same thing. Thank god someone's sticking up for that dwindling minority, the heterosexual.
posted by puke & cry at 7:57 PM on February 23, 2006 [1 favorite]


Eh...just playing to his audience.

I mean, exploring his sexuality.

I MEAN, championing scriptural truth.

Yeah, that's it.
posted by darkstar at 8:19 PM on February 23, 2006


I can't believe I spent as much time as I did drilling down through this to try to determine whether it was a very artful parody. After reading a few of the blog entries, I'm guessing no.

Identical blog template to Veiled Conceit...

Well, yes, but more importantly, identical to that of Mr. Cornelius Bear.
posted by soyjoy at 8:23 PM on February 23, 2006


So . . . he's organized a fabulous all male pageant. Hmm.
posted by Toecutter at 8:23 PM on February 23, 2006


I also like how gays never just have dumbass ideas. Like, the Mr. Gay International isn't just a goof, but rather an affront that MUST. BE. ANSWERED. It's like he's afraid that gay guys might out-stupid straights, so he has to come back with this to prove the hets to be totally immune to subtext.
posted by klangklangston at 8:23 PM on February 23, 2006


blog you later,

gay

posted by iamck at 8:34 PM on February 23, 2006


im4jesus4@[edit].com

there was 4 Jesus'? (Jesui?)
[pardon me here]

"The Fat one balances the two skinny ones! It works mate!!

posted by edgeways at 8:46 PM on February 23, 2006


Ashamed to say this went down in my city...

-One part of me was glad to see that protestors outnumbered audience members.

-Another part of me thinks there wouldn't have been 1/10th of the total audience if not for the publicity created by the controversy and protestors.
posted by rollbiz at 9:01 PM on February 23, 2006


If anyone would like the details from the local (subscription only) paper, I'd be glad to post them here.
posted by rollbiz at 9:02 PM on February 23, 2006


The best local commentary on this otherwise non-event can be found here.

And the best cropped photo from the event, well, you can thank me for that one.


posted by paxton at 8:59 AM on February 24, 2006


You might not have seen them because in this country most of the media are too afraid to show them to you.


I was fascinated to read his views on the notorious cartoons. I kept waiting to find his link to something that the liberal media was too afraid to print. Surprisingly, I never found it.
posted by haqspan at 10:21 AM on February 24, 2006


I don't have a witty comment, but I wish I did.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:44 AM on February 24, 2006


angelboy, then scope out the righteous merch. Maybe that'll inspire you.


posted by darkstar at 10:53 AM on February 24, 2006


Oh, and has anyone yet mentioned that the pastor is a former professional wrestler?
posted by darkstar at 10:55 AM on February 24, 2006


Oh, paxton...That is beautiful. Funny, all of the pictures I saw of the event looked a lot like this. Guys in boxers, guys in more boxers, the good rev'rund Crouse looking down at man-junk...I think the "queer kiss-off" protest outside was less racy.

Also, Paxton runs a site with some good info on what is going on here in the Woo. Since he isn't self-linking, I'll do it.
posted by rollbiz at 11:00 AM on February 24, 2006


And the best cropped photo from the event

Paxton, stop. You're getting me all hot and bothered while I'm trying to work.
posted by crataegus at 3:46 PM on February 24, 2006


Women tend to command my atttention, but if Mr. Crouse feels otherwise that's certainly OK with me.
posted by troutfishing at 8:52 PM on February 24, 2006


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