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February 28, 2006 10:11 PM

Rice, the rocket.Secretary of State shares fitness tips with early-morning DC news. Next week: Cyclin' with POTUS (schedule subject to change).
posted by rob511 (17 comments total)

Pravda's take on her toughness.
posted by tellurian at 10:22 PM on February 28, 2006

Do you think the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky is just possibly something of a misogynist?
posted by Cranberry at 10:30 PM on February 28, 2006

She's got balls.
posted by Balisong at 10:40 PM on February 28, 2006

My mom says there's a lot of black people in Condoleezza Rice.
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Awesome at 10:50 PM on February 28, 2006

Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.

WHOA.
That is....whoa.
posted by 235w103 at 10:50 PM on February 28, 2006

Worst post ever in good long while.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:14 PM on February 28, 2006

Do you think the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky is just possibly something of a misogynist?

Condoleeza Rice could probably beat him into a bloody pulp, and he knows it.
posted by gyc at 11:15 PM on February 28, 2006

What stavros said. What on earth was this poster thinking?
posted by mediareport at 11:50 PM on February 28, 2006

To redeem this somewhat lame post, I give you Bush can't wave, pedal and speak at the same time.
posted by fixedgear at 1:47 AM on March 1, 2006

”Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.

A-MAZING
posted by beerbajay at 2:38 AM on March 1, 2006

"The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite. One single word or phrase may play an extremely important role in politics.

Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention. Releasing such stupid remarks gives her the feeling of being fulfilled. This is the only way for her to attract men's attention,” Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.

Pot calls the kettle black in 3... 2... 1...
posted by Colloquial Collision at 5:01 AM on March 1, 2006

DC's local NBC affiliate has been blanketed with promos for this early-morning salad-toss. Cross-promo'ed with the Today Show, yet. Barbara Harrison and Condi share a certain affectless, reptilian repulsiveness that might make them a good on-screen team. With Harrison as the femme, of course. It's a three-part series, folks, so keep tuning in!
posted by the sobsister at 5:51 AM on March 1, 2006

"Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.” Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.

Nonsense, she has her special relationship
posted by Shave at 6:16 AM on March 1, 2006

I'd pay money to watch Condi kick Zhirinovsky's ass. Seriously, she'd wipe up the floor with him. If she didn't use her evil Darth Vader-esque mind powers instead.
posted by unreason at 6:36 AM on March 1, 2006

What does Condi's husband boss think about all this?
posted by nofundy at 6:40 AM on March 1, 2006

Actually, Bicycling magazine had an article on "Hanging with the POTUS" a few months ago, about riding with W on the trails at his ranch. (Sorry, article is in annoying 5 paragraphs per page format, and print-friendly link doesn't seem to be working.)
posted by teg at 8:03 AM on March 1, 2006

You know how she doesn’t look? Busy.

Who the hell has this kind of time on their hands?

Oh, yeah, people with money, right.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:52 PM on March 1, 2006