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Celebrate March 20th Women have a special day set aside: Valentine's Day. Now a new holiday being promulgated for Men to show love and devotion from their significant others. [nsfw]
posted by Postroad (39 comments total)

 
old and not funny.
posted by allen.spaulding at 5:59 PM on March 5, 2006


Needs to be in the fall, anyway, so it can be steak, football and bj day.
posted by jfuller at 6:01 PM on March 5, 2006


No beer? Bah!
posted by cccorlew at 6:10 PM on March 5, 2006


Guys can be so goddamn stupid.
posted by nightchrome at 6:15 PM on March 5, 2006


Celebrate March 8th: International Women's Day.
posted by xowie at 6:18 PM on March 5, 2006


I would prefer full sex to a blow job.
posted by snoktruix at 6:23 PM on March 5, 2006


Every day is steak and blowjob day when you're married to someone as wonderful as my wife.

Now, to get her to read this thread ...
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:26 PM on March 5, 2006


Look I get depressed enough on Valentine's Day. I don't need you people bringing me down on my own birthday.
posted by evilcolonel at 6:31 PM on March 5, 2006


Celebrate March 14th: White Day
posted by Bugbread at 6:47 PM on March 5, 2006


I get both items the same way: bloody rare.
posted by horsewithnoname at 6:48 PM on March 5, 2006


horsewithnoname wins the internet. You literally made me do a spit take all over my keyboard.
posted by Rock Steady at 7:00 PM on March 5, 2006


really dumb. makes me embarrassed for my gender.
posted by teishu at 7:26 PM on March 5, 2006


Better if it was Random On The Street Blow Job Day.
posted by HTuttle at 7:52 PM on March 5, 2006


really dumb. makes me embarrassed for my gender.

Watch a few episodes of Secret Lives of Women on We.

You'll fell all better again.
posted by HTuttle at 7:53 PM on March 5, 2006


Better if it was Random On The Street Blow Job Day.
posted by HTuttle at 9:52 PM CST on March 5 [!]


I'm intrigued by your idea and would like to sign up for your newsletter and/or make a contribution.
posted by Ynoxas at 8:06 PM on March 5, 2006


Better if it was Random On The Street Blow Job Day.
posted by HTuttle at 9:52 PM CST on March 5 [!]


I'm intrigued by your idea and would like to sign up for your newsletter and/or make a contribution.
posted by Ynoxas at 8:07 PM on March 5, 2006


http://www.steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/

Is there anything there that needs to be seen? Or is this as lame as I suspect?
posted by peacay at 8:18 PM on March 5, 2006


ahhh good 'ol steak and bj day... i can't wait.
posted by Doorstop at 8:37 PM on March 5, 2006


You folks need to lighten up, it's just a joke. Sheesh.
posted by zeoslap at 8:59 PM on March 5, 2006


This always cracks me up every year. I fucking loathe Valentine's Day, and I love the spirit in which this "holiday" presents itself.

We don't really celebrate either ValDay or S&BJ Day at our house; we like to keep things spontaneous.
posted by sharpener at 9:03 PM on March 5, 2006


horsewithnoname wins the internet.

Seconded.
posted by mkhall at 9:04 PM on March 5, 2006


Eh? I thought it was originally on March 14. The steakandbjday.com domain is the correct one, right?
posted by madman at 9:15 PM on March 5, 2006


horsewithnoname wins the internet

thirded
posted by pyramid termite at 9:50 PM on March 5, 2006


Utterly heterocentric. Disgusting. How DARE they assume I am heterosexual!
posted by Goofyy at 9:53 PM on March 5, 2006


yes, it's supposed to me march 14
posted by futureproof at 9:56 PM on March 5, 2006


I like how half the S&BJ day site is blocked by a flashing advertisement.

It almost feels like Valentine's day.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 10:14 PM on March 5, 2006


derail My birthday is in mid-April. Every year, when my wife bothers to ask what I'd like for my birthday, the answer is the same. I want a cold twelve-pack of Weistephan, and I want to watch the entire Sunday round of The Masters with my buddies without you bitching about me watching golf on TV. /derail

In my defense, I am not a golf or TV sports fanatic. I watch the Super Bowl, and I watch Sunday at Augusta, and that's about it.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 11:43 PM on March 5, 2006


Goofyy, you're saying that gay guys don't eat steak?
posted by hattifattener at 11:46 PM on March 5, 2006


Best of whose web?

Posts that could be explained without links need not be posts.
posted by disillusioned at 12:42 AM on March 6, 2006


One time I confused steakandbjday with International Caps Lock Day. Hilarity ensued. Loud, loud hilarity.
posted by milquetoast at 2:02 AM on March 6, 2006


hattfattener: I'm saying the site assumes the other half is female. As for steak and bj's: I'm the cook and my partner is obedient. 'nuff said?
posted by Goofyy at 3:39 AM on March 6, 2006


Jeez Goofyy - Is my sarcasm meter off or are you genuinely pissed off that a website assumed you were straight?
posted by Baby_Balrog at 6:26 AM on March 6, 2006


Actually - fuck that noise. Any human can give a blowjob to any human male. It isn't dependent on sexual-orientation.

Maybe I'll give my good buddy a blowjob after we finish grilling the steaks.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 6:28 AM on March 6, 2006


Balrog: "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doin'!"
posted by TeamBilly at 6:43 AM on March 6, 2006


March 20th is also my birthday. What a great coincidence!
posted by Pollomacho at 7:33 AM on March 6, 2006


And mine! Crazy.
posted by dazed_one at 9:18 AM on March 6, 2006


It's also No Ruz, zoroastrian new years. After you've had your steak, bj and a nap you can balance some eggs.
posted by Pollomacho at 9:28 AM on March 6, 2006


Oh wait! You mean Steak 'N Bowjob Day is only supposed to happen once a year? Oh man, wait til I tell my husband-- he'll be so crushed.

Meanwhile the dog has just requested that March 10th be named Bacon 'N Belly Rub Day. Oh, and March 11, March 12, March 13, March 14...
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 4:58 PM on March 6, 2006


Blowjob day is everyday...and steak could be too. If your woman doesnt want to give you a blowjob every day, leave! You are with the wrong woman.
posted by JohnnyK at 10:24 AM on April 5, 2006


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