Eat Hufu - The healthy human flesh alternative!
March 8, 2006 9:00 AM   Subscribe

Worried about the nasty additives which seem to crop up in pre-packaged food these days? Fed up with these fad diets that leave you drained of your energy? Well then why not go natural? Really, really natural. Buy the t-shirts. Get the recipes. Just don't ask where - or rather, whom - the meat might come from.
posted by jrengreen (12 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: sort of old double



 
Fixed last link.
posted by Malor at 9:02 AM on March 8, 2006


Fixed last link.

I actually found it more amusing with Microsoft's site loading when I clicked that link.
posted by Godbert at 9:05 AM on March 8, 2006


Mmm.... soylent green...
posted by mowglisambo at 9:06 AM on March 8, 2006


munged as well: natural? Really, really natural
posted by shoepal at 9:07 AM on March 8, 2006


that first eathufu link is still sending me to microsoft. is that the point? is microsoft tricking hippies into eating babies?
posted by hypocritical ross at 9:07 AM on March 8, 2006


Microsoft should figure out a way to turn hippies into a tasty meats that can be consumed.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 9:13 AM on March 8, 2006


Hippies should figure out a way to turn Bill Gates into tasty meats that can be consumed. That would be way more productive.
posted by nebulawindphone at 9:17 AM on March 8, 2006


That was real fun being slapped in the face by redirects to Microsoft not once but twice in the same post. WTF?!!
posted by furtive at 9:27 AM on March 8, 2006


fucking hufu. god. this joke is so freaking old.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:41 AM on March 8, 2006


That's a really sad situation.

But human flesh? In the Western hemisphere - wouldn't it be loaded with preservatives and additives that the person accumulated from eating processed food throughout their lives? Remember when Lrrr ate that smelly hippie?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 9:47 AM on March 8, 2006


nebulawindphone: Bill Gates has done more good for the world's poor than all the hippies in the world put together.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 9:49 AM on March 8, 2006


Double. Also very old.
posted by TunnelArmr at 9:53 AM on March 8, 2006


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