And a smile can hide all the pain

March 10, 2006 5:38 AM

The Original Rhinestone Cowboy. "I was laying on my bedside just as lonesome as I could be. I was by myself and so lonesome the tears just come in my eyes. I was so lonesome I prayed and said: 'Lord, give me something to make me happy' Now, you won't believe this, but the Lord told me to make an outfit. I went downtown and bought me a suit and became Rhinestone, and I ain't had one moment of lonesomeness since."
posted by Sticherbeast (3 comments total)

Life as a Seurat.
posted by hal9k at 6:31 AM on March 10, 2006

This guy is a real dude. He could probably kick Jason Garfield's ass.
posted by fungible at 8:36 AM on March 10, 2006

I thought David Allan Coe was the Original Rhinestone Cowboy.
posted by dios at 8:40 AM on March 10, 2006