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March 11, 2006 4:10 PM   Subscribe

The seller called 'em polkadots. "When I got the dress, my eyes about popped out of my head. These were NOT creamy white polkadots. My mind raced. This was a novelty print, yes, but not of balloons or cheerfully wriggling tadpoles. There's no way…could it be!? Could the 1950's designer Mark-Robbins been so devious as to devise a blue dress covered—literally covered—in…"
posted by Mo Nickels (16 comments total)

 
Link from A Dress A Day.
posted by Mo Nickels at 4:12 PM on March 11, 2006


lol wacky ebay stuff
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:25 PM on March 11, 2006


June Cleaver would look soooo hot in that.
posted by R. Mutt at 4:29 PM on March 11, 2006


Lewinsky jokes in 5...4...3...2...
posted by furtive at 4:36 PM on March 11, 2006


guess the material wanted to make up for the dress being so prim and proper
posted by geduran at 4:46 PM on March 11, 2006


My god, I want that dress.
posted by amro at 4:47 PM on March 11, 2006


Damn. Woulda bought that for my gf if auction wasn't arlready ended. Arrgh!
posted by dobbs at 4:49 PM on March 11, 2006


It had to be blue, didn't it...
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 5:00 PM on March 11, 2006


hahaha that's awesome.
posted by Doorstop at 5:24 PM on March 11, 2006


Looks more like "poke-adots"
posted by hwestiii at 7:09 PM on March 11, 2006


Literally?
posted by booksandlibretti at 8:02 PM on March 11, 2006


Literally?

David Cross? Is so, heh.
posted by jahmoon at 11:26 PM on March 11, 2006


er...If so*
posted by jahmoon at 11:27 PM on March 11, 2006


Sorry to continue a derail....but wrt "literally" -- next time there is a natural disaster, especially an earthquake, tune in to the news and you will hear over and over, "The highway [bridge, overpass, house, old lady] literally collapsed."

Why? Why why why? We see the video, we know how earthquakes work, we realize that the collapse was not figurative!
posted by Jesse H Christ at 1:01 AM on March 12, 2006


It's actually accepted usage, meaning "without exaggeration" while exaggerating. *Hits forehead*
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:26 AM on March 12, 2006


It's so awful. So wonderful. Wish I had it to wear to a dinner party. =0
posted by raedyn at 7:33 AM on March 13, 2006


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