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March 13, 2006 2:40 PM Subscribe
Designer vaginas. The surgical rejuvenation of that wellspring of sonnets, now more attractive as the future of our species.
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I'd like to have my vagina reconstructed into the shape of a Chanel handbag. A vagina, and a handy place to tuck my wallet.
posted by astruc at 2:56 PM on March 13, 2006
posted by astruc at 2:56 PM on March 13, 2006
Can I implant a designer vagina in my hand? Now, this would be progress.
posted by qvantamon at 2:59 PM on March 13, 2006
posted by qvantamon at 2:59 PM on March 13, 2006
Now there's something to do after you get your anus bleached.
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 3:07 PM on March 13, 2006
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 3:07 PM on March 13, 2006
Sometimes the velvet igloo needs a fresh coat of paint.
posted by bardic at 3:11 PM on March 13, 2006
posted by bardic at 3:11 PM on March 13, 2006
I’d prefer a harmonica vagina.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:12 PM on March 13, 2006
posted by Smedleyman at 3:12 PM on March 13, 2006
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