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March 13, 2006 2:40 PM   Subscribe

Designer vaginas. The surgical rejuvenation of that wellspring of sonnets, now more attractive as the future of our species.
posted by The Jesse Helms (7 comments total)

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I like how designer vaginas are apparently safe for work. I'd like to design one that fits the bicycle seat in case you wanted to ride naked.
posted by Gankmore at 2:53 PM on March 13, 2006


I'd like to have my vagina reconstructed into the shape of a Chanel handbag. A vagina, and a handy place to tuck my wallet.
posted by astruc at 2:56 PM on March 13, 2006


Can I implant a designer vagina in my hand? Now, this would be progress.
posted by qvantamon at 2:59 PM on March 13, 2006


Now there's something to do after you get your anus bleached.
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 3:07 PM on March 13, 2006


Sometimes the velvet igloo needs a fresh coat of paint.
posted by bardic at 3:11 PM on March 13, 2006


I’d prefer a harmonica vagina.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:12 PM on March 13, 2006


previously here and here
posted by heatherann at 3:12 PM on March 13, 2006


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