Comments on: Rent-a-Realdoll

Rent-a-Realdoll

If I Had An Anus — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:09:22 -0800

Milky Lovers (NSFW) is a love doll brothel: Being not to be the woman of the raw body, there is no inconvenience, there is no how thing where "affinity of the girl is not agreeable". Manner of play spreads unlimited with imaginative power circumstance of the customer. Combination and double of each course, the triple is possible. From everyone the large quantity inquiring, thank you for. [via sexblo.gs]

By: fungible

fungible — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:26:43 -0800

This is wonderful! Teaches the kids to share their toys.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:29:43 -0800

This post is an example of that username/post subject synchronicity thing, isn't it?

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:30:49 -0800

Is it just me or do all the dolls look...underage?

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:37:47 -0800

Valley valley uncanny.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:38:00 -0800

Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:38:04 -0800

"There is no excuse, but we have become prohibition." Yeah I don't know if it's the schoolgirl dresses or the notepaper background but the entire site has a "have sex with twelve year olds" vibe. Interesting find IIHAA.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:56:44 -0800

Didn't someone recently become the first person to be arrested for possessing virtual child pornography? (I'm not foolish enough to do the search myself)

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:19:26 -0800

This is sexy how? Should I be attracted to hideous unnameable deformity?

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:24:15 -0800

You guys won't believe this, but I worked with this one guy like 4 years ago who had the idea to rent out RealDolls. I totally thought that he was crazy., but apparently he was just in the wrong country. I would totally shit myself if I found out that he was the one behind all this.

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:25:55 -0800

God knows this brings me to near orgasm.

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:45:14 -0800

So we pretty much have a hierarchy of sexual loserism: - People who have to have sex with prostitutes. - People who have to have sex with sex dolls. - People who have to have sex with rented sex dolls. - People who have to have sex with soup cans. - People who have to have sex with rented sex soup cans. . . . - People who wank with those manga doll atrocities. By the way, I've got a great deal on my sex cans, folks. It's like the new NetFlix. An important reminder though, I have already eaten all the soup; this isn't a catering service.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:57:10 -0800

No soup? meh. If I can't fuck a good can of rented soup, I might as well stay home.

By: mk1gti

mk1gti — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:02:02 -0800

Did somebody say soup fucking? What flavor? Screw it, I'm there.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:03:26 -0800

You can have sex with soup cans? ... Information filed for later use. By the way, did your list have the biggest loosers on top or on bottom? Because I may feel the need to defend my cartoon porn collection.

By: MythMaker

MythMaker — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:31:07 -0800

Well, in Japan you can have sex with a can, but not exactly a soup can.

By: diastematic

diastematic — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:44:36 -0800

My brother once worked with a guy who told him, in all seriousness..."if you can cook it, I can fuck it." Recipes, anyone?

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:50:56 -0800

That link was hilarious, MythMaker--I now know I must visit Japan before I die.

By: nightchrome

nightchrome — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:22:15 -0800

I feel sorry for people who view bizarre crap on the internet and think "Wow, that's what Japan's like, eh?" and want to visit for that reason. Props to tellurian though, for the reference.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:50:48 -0800

You can have sex with soup cans? Oh sure. How do you think clam chowder is made?

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:04:50 -0800

"Edwynn Houk Gallery presents the first New York solo exhibition of Elena Dorfman's series, "Still Lovers", a series of documentary photographs exploring the relationship between silicone sex dolls and their owners. The project that began as an investigation into the world of hyper-realistic sex dolls, soon unveiled more complex and unexpected associations." (Link)

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:08:21 -0800

Awww. I am deeply touched by the profound love this man feels for his sex doll.

By: languagehat

languagehat — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:04:08 -0800

MythMaker, that made me laugh harder than anything I've read in a long time. I was looking for an excerpt to quote here, but it's all gold. Thanks. I loved this bit from IIHAA's "no inconvenience" link (Google-translated Milky Lovers instructions): Reservation time is not exceeded, please pay attention your sea urchin. Of course, as they say: We have written on the basis of the indication of wind barracks method. I intend to write everything on that basis from now on.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:26:09 -0800

- People who wank with those manga doll atrocities. Heh. The last time we were in a sex shop in Raleigh we took note of the sex dolls that advertised themselves as "anime characters." So for men who are scared to fuck real women, there are sex dolls. And for men who are scared to fuck dolls based on real women, there are dolls based on cartoon characters. So what have we got for men who are too scared to fuck dolls based on cartoon characters? Dolls based on cartoon animals? Cartoon apple pies? Cartoon knotholes in wood?

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:23:54 -0800

Nanotech, cybercomputer linked brains typing, screwing real dolls in cheap Japanese hotels....man who the hell needs William Gibson, we're living cyberpunk now.

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:27:18 -0800

No kidding, Smedleyman. It's like all the sci-fi books I read as a kid are coming true, at a faster and faster rate. In 2000, it didn't feel like the future. In 2006, it does. Maybe i'm just paying better attention.

By: Suparnova

Suparnova — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:31:35 -0800

diastematic, how about 5 alarm chili?

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:58:21 -0800

Well, in Japan you can have sex with a can, but not exactly a soup can. Dude! Just, dude:

I now own my very own toy of a little girl squatting to pee . . . How fucking creepy is that? As you can see from the flyer included in the capsule (note the kiddie crayon font), the other toys in the assortment include little girls spreading their legs, little girls sucking suggestively on popsicles, and little girls dry-humping their teddy bears . . . Incredibly, incredibly disturbing. And let me remind you, I didn't find these in some seedy back alley - all of these machines were right on the sidewalks in busy shopping areas.

I mean the one in the upper lefthand corner. Dude. I've quoted it before, and I'll no doubt quote it many more times in the future: "As for the animated porn I did watch in hopes of gleaning some insight into the Japanese id? I have this to say: Go away, Japanese id! You are scary! I am scared of you!"