January 2, 2001

6:58 AM

Finally, a product that Amazon.com doesn't sell. Now that the holiday season is over, it's time to start saving for next year's gifts. Just the thing for the couple that has almost everything.
posted by bondcliff (7 comments total)

Very funny.

Considering the registration details

Organization:
Black Market Enterprises
Daniel McCarthy
570 45th St, 3rd Floor
Brooklyn, NY 11220
US
Phone: [phone]
Email: [e-mail]

this may be the first of many...
posted by fullerine at 7:21 AM on January 2, 2001

PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO CERTAIN PROBLEMS THAT HAVE DEVELOPED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DELIVERY, ALL TIGERS WILL BE KILLED PRIOR TO SHIPPING. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY RESULTING INCONVENIENCE.

Woohoo!
posted by pnevares at 7:24 AM on January 2, 2001

"It’s safe, fast, and in many ways legal."

Classic. "In many ways legal"... there are literally dozens of traffic codes alone that the service DOESN'T violate!
posted by jpoulos at 8:19 AM on January 2, 2001

<ROAR>

Oh, (wipes tears from eyes), I love it.
posted by baylink at 1:54 PM on January 2, 2001

"Our highly trained experts will capture a giant panda or tiger and ship it by standard U. S. Mail to your home." Bwahahaha.
posted by kindall at 2:16 PM on January 2, 2001

Hahah!
That is amazing! I can't wait for BLACK-MARKET-PANDAS.COM to open! :)

That the funniest this I've seen all week!
posted by bytecode at 2:24 PM on January 2, 2001

Best part are the employee bio's.
posted by stbalbach at 2:28 PM on January 2, 2001