charlie sheen and 9/11
March 22, 2006 11:45 AM   Subscribe

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What else did Charlie Sheen do? I love stories about him.
posted by ericost at 11:48 AM on March 22, 2006


Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures

Best laugh I've had all day.
Thank you.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:48 AM on March 22, 2006


You might say that this FPP is a ruinous teabag incident.
posted by rxrfrx at 11:48 AM on March 22, 2006


Speaking to The Alex Jones Show...

That's where I stopped reading.
posted by Acey at 11:50 AM on March 22, 2006


Ah yes, the Teabag Dome Scandal...
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:50 AM on March 22, 2006


Charlie fucking Sheen, man!
posted by mr_roboto at 11:51 AM on March 22, 2006


New talking point:
Charlie Sheen == Cindy Sheehan.

You heard it here first.
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:52 AM on March 22, 2006


Oh, and by the way, when this post is deleted, it's because the conspiracy doesn't want the world to know the truth!
posted by mr_roboto at 11:52 AM on March 22, 2006


I will continue to believe in the official explanation of 9/11 until two celebrities question it.
posted by LeLiLo at 11:52 AM on March 22, 2006


You've got to be shitting me.
posted by OmieWise at 11:53 AM on March 22, 2006


a growing army of other highly credible public figures

current hit comedy show Two and a Half Men

ROFL.
posted by kosem at 11:53 AM on March 22, 2006


you guys remember the tea bag incident? good memory.
posted by obeygiant at 11:54 AM on March 22, 2006


I'm not going to believe it unless Emilio declares that he is on board with this as well. Then, maybe we'll start talking about a new 9/11 commission.
posted by psmealey at 11:55 AM on March 22, 2006


highly reliable? I know he's cleaned up but didn't he have well-publicised cocaine and hooker problems?

Preach on brother CarlosCharlie, preach on! But infowars needs to tone down the hype.
Highly credible and highly reliable, and Brownie's still doing a heck of a job.
posted by djeo at 11:55 AM on March 22, 2006


"I guess one of the perks of being President is that you get access to TV channels that don't exist in the known universe," said Sheen.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:57 AM on March 22, 2006


He's saying he thinks Bush staged the whole thing. Wow, he sounds as crazy as those neocons that think the war has turned out great and the economy is on fire.
posted by xammerboy at 11:59 AM on March 22, 2006


I'd love to read transcripts of the Sheen Brothers (well, Sheen/Estevez) telephone conversations
posted by matteo at 12:01 PM on March 22, 2006


A friend was Sheen's fluffer, er, gofer when he shot a movie in town. When the gig was up, Mr. Highly Credible Public Figure left my mate a gift: Sheen's stash of granny porn he'd collected whilst in town.
posted by docgonzo at 12:03 PM on March 22, 2006


What the hell happened to Emilio, any way?

That might make an interesting post.
posted by teece at 12:03 PM on March 22, 2006


matteo writes "I'd love to read transcripts of the Sheen Brothers (well, Sheen/Estevez) telephone conversations"

I'm sure somebody is enjoying those transcripts right now.
posted by orthogonality at 12:04 PM on March 22, 2006


the star of current hit comedy show Two and a Half Men and dozens of movies including Platoon and Young Guns

Isn't Emilio the star of Young Guns?
posted by qvantamon at 12:07 PM on March 22, 2006


I'm sure somebody is enjoying those transcripts right now.

Compuers can't laugh, or cry. Oh how do the NSA computers wish they could understand our crazy irrational emotions.
posted by delmoi at 12:08 PM on March 22, 2006


I wonder what Will Ferrel thinks of 9/11. Sadly, he's perished.
posted by billysumday at 12:09 PM on March 22, 2006


qvantamon writes "Isn't Emilio the star of Young Guns?"

Holy fucking shit, qvantamon, I think you've stumbled upon another conspiracy! Has anyone ever seen Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez in the same room? Have they?!?!
posted by mr_roboto at 12:11 PM on March 22, 2006


I honestly don't get the point of the 9/11 conspiracy theories. If the government wanted to plant explosives and blow up a building, why not just say that terrorists set off a car bomb? Why bring all these planes into it? And if there was a conspiracy, isn't it enough that the government hijacked planes and flew them into buildings? Why muck up a nice simple tin-foil hat rant with all this demolition business?
posted by designbot at 12:11 PM on March 22, 2006


Heh.

And what did the USA want Iraq to do with Iraq's oil? The answer will surprise many of you: and it is uglier, more twisted, devilish and devious than anything imagined by the most conspiracy-addicted blogger.

Hey, waitasecondhere!

The answer can be found in a 323-page plan for Iraq's oil secretly drafted by the State Department. Our team got a hold of a copy; how, doesn't matter.

Brilliant.
posted by ColdChef at 12:11 PM on March 22, 2006


I think Sheen raises some valid points. Personally I'm quite inclined to believe him. I mean, I've seen no more evidence that he's wrong than that he's right. Most of what I know about the plane hijackings I read on the internet. I don't really know whether I should trust the US government, I mean it's not unprecedented for them to do dogy things is it?
posted by mokey at 12:12 PM on March 22, 2006


Charlie Sheen won at playing teh intarnets.
posted by thefreek at 12:15 PM on March 22, 2006


granny porn?

I would pay a mint for Charlie Sheen's used granny porn. Who wouldn't?
posted by graventy at 12:15 PM on March 22, 2006


Has anyone ever seen Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez in the same room? Have they?!?!

Do some research and you'll find "Men at Work" was filmed using the same techniques as "The Parent Trap".

No foolin'!
posted by blastrid at 12:16 PM on March 22, 2006


The question of how Bush saw the first plane hit the north tower, when no live footage of that incident was carried, an assertion that Bush repeated twice, was also put under the spotlight.

"I guess one of the perks of being President is that you get access to TV channels that don't exist in the known universe," said Sheen.

"It might lead you to believe that he'd seen similar images in some type of rehearsal as it were, I don't know."


Charlie, a far better explanation is that he's both stupid and a liar.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 12:17 PM on March 22, 2006


You really don't want Alex Jones and Charlie Sheen to take your side in an argument.
posted by ColdChef at 12:17 PM on March 22, 2006


Isn't Emilio the star of Young Guns?

Has anyone ever seen Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez in the same room? Have they?!?!


Charlie Sheen was in the first Young Guns, and co-starred with Emilio in Men at Work and a bio-pic about the Mitchell Brothers that I think was called Rated X.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:18 PM on March 22, 2006


more like tranny porn.
posted by keswick at 12:18 PM on March 22, 2006


Alvy Ampersand writes "Charlie Sheen was in the first Young Guns, and co-starred with Emilio in Men at Work and a bio-pic about the Mitchell Brothers that I think was called Rated X."

And do you have any proof that they both "acted" in these "movies"? It's all just a little too convenient.
posted by mr_roboto at 12:19 PM on March 22, 2006


Charlie, a far better explanation is that he's both stupid and a liar.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 3:17 PM EST on March 22 [!]


It's not even necessarily that. Studies have shown that when viewing footage of violent events, peoples memories are not as good as you'd think. Researchers did an experiment where they showed people a clip of a bank being robbed, and found that when they were asked about it afterwards people remembered all sorts of details that weren't really there. Could be the same thing here.
posted by unreason at 12:22 PM on March 22, 2006


I don't remember any teabagging incident, but I do remember when Charlie Sheen saw 'Flowers of Flesh and Blood' at a Hollywood party & called the FBI, believing it was a legitimate snuff film (of course it is not). So, perhaps not the greatest spokesperson for these points, however true or false...
posted by stinkycheese at 12:25 PM on March 22, 2006


unreason writes "a bank being robbed"

by a gorilla, in the middle of a basketball game.
posted by orthogonality at 12:25 PM on March 22, 2006


mr roboto: "...when this post is deleted..."

Why would this post be deleted? This is, truly, best of the web. It's so silly that the world at large would care what Charlie frickin Sheen thinks about 9/11 conspiracy theories, but yet here is this article, telling us just that, with a straight face.

I mean, really. I wonder what he thinks about the moon landing? Or Al Capone's vault?
posted by dammitjim at 12:30 PM on March 22, 2006


But what does Jessica Simpson think about so called "global warming"?
posted by 2sheets at 12:34 PM on March 22, 2006


It really, just doesn't get any better than this. I think the true beauty of the post is yet to be played out. I DEMAND tags!
posted by R. Mutt at 12:35 PM on March 22, 2006


The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days.
posted by stinkycheese at 12:36 PM on March 22, 2006


C'mon man, his dad plays the President...
posted by sfts2 at 12:36 PM on March 22, 2006


But... but... he's "the star of current hit comedy show Two and a Half Men and dozens of movies including Platoon and Young Guns!" Are you saying he's wrong?

*world crumbles*
posted by languagehat at 12:38 PM on March 22, 2006


sfts2 writes "C'mon man, his dad plays the President..."


Anyone with a bag of money or a fundie congregation can play the President.
posted by orthogonality at 12:39 PM on March 22, 2006


But what does Jessica Simpson think about so called "global warming"?

"It was the only thing Nick was good at."
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:47 PM on March 22, 2006


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