Comments on: I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

UKnowForKids — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:28:18 -0800

Samuel L. Jackson and other Snakes on a Plane cast called in for reshoots. And yes, it has been confirmed that Samuel L. Jackson will say (shout it with me)... [more inside]

By: UKnowForKids

UKnowForKids — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:28:29 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: Malor

Malor — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:31:15 -0800

They're talking about the 'intense buzz' about the movie. But I thought the whole point of the buzz is that this was just about the worst goddamn movie idea ever?

By: matteo

matteo — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:33:42 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: matteo

matteo — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:33:56 -0800

cocksuckers!!!

By: NinjaPirate

NinjaPirate — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:35:15 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:35:23 -0800

Yeah, the movie idea sucks, but aren't you extremely happy it's not another motherfucking sequel? I mean, do we really need Ski School 8? Porky's 11: Mudfight? Jason vs Cartman: Part 489.3?

By: empath

empath — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:36:15 -0800

Malor, I think it started that way. But now it's turned into the fucking Blair Witch Project all over again.

By: NorthernSky

NorthernSky — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:36:37 -0800

Got-damn, I can't wait to see this, even if it sucks.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:37:41 -0800

What the fuck is the fascination with this motherfucking movie?

By: beaucoupkevin

beaucoupkevin — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:37:58 -0800

Knock, knock. Who's there? I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:38:00 -0800

By: mullacc

mullacc — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:40:05 -0800

"more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes." more awesome.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:40:15 -0800

I think it started that way. But now it's turned into the fucking Blair Witch Project all over again. Which pretty much was the worst movie idea ever.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:40:15 -0800

now it's turned into the fucking Blair Witch Project all over again Yeah, only with more snakes. And a plane.

By: stenseng

stenseng — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:40:27 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: drstein

drstein — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:41:10 -0800

I highly doubt that they're going to bill this as an Oscar award winning flick. So far it looks like a fun, silly, horror movie. You're getting exactly what you pay for. ;)

By: dobbs

dobbs — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:41:13 -0800

Footage

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:41:51 -0800

In the best of all possible worlds, this movie would have a scene with Samuel L. and Betty White cursing at each other in the most vile, offensive terms. Officer Fuckmeat.

By: Skwirl

Skwirl — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:42:16 -0800

I blame the people who don't understand sarcasm. That said, SNAKES ON A PLANE IS AWESOME!!!!

By: bru

bru — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:43:35 -0800

I initially thought that the buzz started as a joke but there is mounting evidence that marketing people hired by the producers are feeding it all over the web. That's the moment I quit finding it funny.

By: prostyle

prostyle — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:44:36 -0800

I think what you meant to say was "Get these motherfarking snakes off my motherfarking plane" Or, conversely, get this shit off the front page.

By: huzzahhuzzah

huzzahhuzzah — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:45:34 -0800

Those motherfucking snakes have teh real ultimate power!

By: qvantamon

qvantamon — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:48:25 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: verb

verb — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:49:12 -0800

I initially thought that the buzz started as a joke but there is mounting evidence that marketing people hired by the producers are feeding it all over the web.

Perhaps. On the other hand, snakes. On a plane.

By: geoff.

geoff. — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:49:22 -0800

If they can keep a straight face through the whole thing, it'd be funny. Most b-movie flicks that are self-referential with a little wink and a nod whenever nudity or excess gore shows up. I mean action films already don't make sense (uploading a virus in Indepedence Day?), this is great. This is also the first time I've heard of this so if this actually hipster "really lame thing that we all know is lame but like anyway" or "kickass idea, looks lame, is lame but is incredibly cool."

By: ford and the prefects

ford and the prefects — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:49:32 -0800

Yeah, the movie idea sucks, but aren't you extremely happy it's not another motherfucking sequel? I mean, do we really need Ski School 8? Porky's 11: Mudfight? Jason vs Cartman: Part 489.3? posted by Kickstart70 at 1:35 PM PST on March 23 [!] Old cliche, friend. It's not sequels anymore, it's remakes. Though sequels are doing fairly well, it seems that the only way to make some decent coin is to a) make yourself a romantic comedy, b) make yourself a horror film, or c) make yourself a remake of a horror film/romantic comedy/teen flick from 60s/70s/80s.

By: bashos_frog

bashos_frog — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:50:45 -0800

Or, conversely, get these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking front page.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:52:10 -0800

I wish these reptiles would exit this aircraft.

By: thanatogenous

thanatogenous — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:53:32 -0800

Don't tell me about no mother fucking snakes. I'm the snake fuckin' master.

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:55:14 -0800

That's not what your mother said.

By: frogan

frogan — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:56:56 -0800

And yes, it has been confirmed that Samuel L. Jackson will say ... "Hand me my mongoose. It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it."

By: ook

ook — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:00:54 -0800

frogan just made it all worthwhile. Almost.

By: jennaratrix

jennaratrix — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:03:26 -0800

Does it make me a bad person that until just now I had never heard of this? No, this isn't a "Is this something I'd have to have a [insert random thing such as television here] to understand?" crack, I don't think I'm cool because I haven't heard of it, I'm just wondering what rock I've been hiding under to miss all the "buzz." That said - I kind of don't think I'm missing much. Now, would somebody PLEASE get these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking plane?

By: disclaimer

disclaimer — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:03:44 -0800

"There's only two things I'm afraid of and that's one snake, and two snakes." - JDR, a pal-o-mine from years ago. I want to look him up and tell him to get these motherfucking snakes off the mother[....okay its old now]

By: billysumday

billysumday — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:03:51 -0800

The snakes in Spain live mainly on the plane.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:04:12 -0800

There's always the chance of the actual film being a CGI-themed epic where nearly everyone is a snake, from the cab drivers and baggage handlers at the airport to the passengers and crew on board the flight, to even the air traffic controllers attempting to ensure order. Samuel L. and the others may merely be providing voice talent in an adventure where the villains would actually be...worms or eels. Given that the film is due to be released after Pixar's Cars and Fox's Ice Age 2, the live-action teasers shown thus far could well have been a publicity stunt.

By: edgeways

edgeways — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:04:44 -0800

Man, after reading that press release of an article, I can without hesitation say, I hope the thing bombs and tanks at the same time. I enjoy a meme as well as the next person, but good god this seems to be the epitome of desperation for a movie script. We already have scholockers turning every book, comic book, video game etc with any credibility into parodies of the original material. Now this payload of putrescence comes along. The whole it's so lame it's cool went out with Rocky Horror, at least people interact with that.

By: flarbuse

flarbuse — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:11:28 -0800

The movie needs to come out now. I don't think it can sustain the buzz. It will be old news by the time it comes out, and people won't care.

By: pivotal

pivotal — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:11:48 -0800

I'll give you fucking snakes.

By: spock

spock — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:15:04 -0800

Snakes on a Plane ... and Nice Breasts. Snakes on a plane from the Urban Dictionary. You can apparently thank Samuel L. for the movie title.

By: eriko

eriko — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:15:32 -0800

See, unlike every other movie. This one is honest. What it about? Snakes on a Plane. And, you know.... I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: Nquire

Nquire — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:20:36 -0800

It's just funny that the "buzz" behind the movie is that it's already the best worst movie of all time. I mean, really, a hitman trying to off a witness by using snakes? On a plane? The producers/writers seriously can't take this movie seriously... which is why it's so cool.

By: Nquire

Nquire — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:21:57 -0800

Uh... what Malor said in the second post. *blushes*

By: iamck

iamck — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:24:29 -0800

Re-shooting a movie to no doubt provide self referential mockery. I predict this will be the Adaptation of 2006.

By: saturnine

saturnine — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:24:56 -0800

I hope New Line Cinema et al aren't concerned about downloading killing the movie industry, because this is going to be the most torrented flick EVAR.

By: StrasbourgSecaucus

StrasbourgSecaucus — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:24:58 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:25:04 -0800

Hey, what's that line that Samuel L. Jackson uses in this film? Maybe we should repeat that over and over until it's funny.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:27:22 -0800

These ~~Arms~~ Posts are Motherfucking Snakes

By: unixrat

unixrat — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:31:17 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! What? Am I too late?

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:33:20 -0800

I... you know, if it's not too much trouble... i don't mean to be facetious or didactic or anything, but... would it be alright if we... you know, got these... motherfucking snakes... and if it's really a big bother please let me know... off the motherfucking... you know what? never mind. I'm being silly... oh, alright. plane.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:35:13 -0800

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the... oh wait, wrong thread... I want these motherfucking Snapes off the motherfucking plane!

By: vaportrail

vaportrail — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:36:08 -0800

When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:37:45 -0800

Oh right, snakes... of course. Badger badger badger.

By: mkultra

mkultra — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:41:19 -0800

By: iviken

iviken — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:43:19 -0800

That movie will NEVER be shown on any airline flight.

By: zoinks

zoinks — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:45:31 -0800

This just in: Snakes On A Plane Jumps The Shark months before release. Sorry. *ducks*

By: The Jesse Helms

The Jesse Helms — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:48:45 -0800

By: hoverboards don't work on water

hoverboards don't work on water — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:53:39 -0800

I always imagined Jackson's killer line would be "There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane!" Badger badger badger. Coming in 2008.

By: mullingitover

mullingitover — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:56:32 -0800

It would be great if, to lure moviegoers back to the theatres, snakes were released in the theatre at every showing of the film. As a snake owner I assert that the premise of the film is completely contrived. In the real world I guarantee the poor snakes would just slither off to a warm, secluded place to hide. However, maybe the snakes in the film have rabies!

By: iamck

iamck — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:58:11 -0800

It would be great if, to lure moviegoers back to the theatres, snakes were released in the theatre at every showing of the film. Snakes on Snakes on a Plane?

By: graventy

graventy — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:58:21 -0800

iamck : "I predict this will be the Adaptation of 2006." Are you saying Adaptation added the mockery later? Or that there used to be snakes on planes in Adaptation, and they made it a movie about an orchid thief?

By: SmileyChewtrain

SmileyChewtrain — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:01:27 -0800

the only way to make some decent coin is to [...] "c) make yourself a remake of a horror film/romantic comedy/teen flick from 60s/70s/80s. You forgot "/LastYear/Japan."

By: Aster

Aster — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:02:08 -0800

Snakes on a spaceship!

By: raedyn

raedyn — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:04:47 -0800

How many people in this thread are being paid to perpetuate this?

By: Megafly

Megafly — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:08:03 -0800

Je veux que ceux-ci enfantent les serpents foutus de l'avion Ich wünsche diese fucking Schlangen der Fläche bemuttern Я хочу эти быть матерью fucking змеек плоскости St Patrick: "I want these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking Ireland"

By: tiny purple fishes

tiny purple fishes — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:11:28 -0800

The hype for this movie is peaking way too early. By the time it comes out in August the meme will be deader than hamster dance or All Your Base.

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:12:10 -0800

I wish I could quit you! ...I mean... I want these motherfucking, etc. etc..

By: SmileyChewtrain

SmileyChewtrain — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:14:26 -0800

"The hype for this movie is peaking way too early." Not if they manage to get the cartoon on Adult Swim by June.

By: skree

skree — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:02:51 -0800

Apparently their focus groups don't adjust for sarcasm. "Snakes on a plane? Why, that sounds like a splendid idea! I would certainly pay to see that!

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:04:11 -0800

There's a motherfucking man on the motherfucking wing of the plane! Oh wait, wrong movie. Will there be a scene to trump one of his top ten death scenes?

By: milquetoast

milquetoast — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:04:32 -0800

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby. (on a plane)

By: sellout

sellout — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:10:18 -0800

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil snakes.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:14:16 -0800

All your snakes are belong to our plane? The sequel: Snakes in Space George Lucas Version: Snakes on a Plane Special Edition

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:19:09 -0800

I'd just like to prove how utterly tuned into Now FM I am by pointing out that I'm totally over the snakes on a plane meme. Every cool kid knows the next big thing is All Your Snakes On A Plane Are Belong To Wassup.

By: solid-one-love

solid-one-love — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:29:54 -0800

Give me the fucking snakes, you fucking cocksucker.

By: iamck

iamck — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:30:19 -0800

Snakes on a Plane is the new myspace.

By: SmileyChewtrain

SmileyChewtrain — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:43:39 -0800

Also, I would totally watch another Ski School or Porky's. I DARE somene out there to make them and have me not watch them. I DARE them.

By: 999

999 — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:44:34 -0800

Dear Sir, ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR REMOVAL OF SNAKES I write to inform you of my desire to remove snakes on your plane on behalf of the Director of Removal of the Federal Ministry of Snakes in Nigeria. etc...

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:00:25 -0800

It would be funny if Sam Jackson bit the dust in the first reel and the actual star of the film was Rikki Tikki Tavi. Ok, not "Ha Ha" funny, but....

By: lometogo

lometogo — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:01:21 -0800

It takes a big snake to cry, but it takes a bigger snake to laugh at that snake.

By: Huplescat

Huplescat — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:17:28 -0800

This thing might be the son of “Anaconda”... a “snakes on a boat” movie starring Ice Tea and J Lo with John Voight as the evil snake-master. There is something about a brother kicking serious snake butt that seems to be lost on the average white person.

By: snsranch

snsranch — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:19:58 -0800

(flashes back to 1976 in Mom's 74 Ford Country Squire Station Wagon watching "The Attack of the Giant Ants" at the drive in while eating Kentucky Fried Chicken) Ah, good times!

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:22:55 -0800

By: frogan

frogan — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:26:34 -0800

Now I'm thinkin' it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Rikki-Tikki-Tavi here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a mongoose.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:52:56 -0800

"Snakes," based an original script by John Heffernan (with rewrites by David Louca, Sheldon Turner, Sebastian Gutierrez and Chris Morgan) barely has an official Web site at the moment. But the movie, produced by Craig Berenson, Don Granger and Gary Levinsohn... The more writers, the better the movie, fer sher...

By: DragonBoy

DragonBoy — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:58:28 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:10:09 -0800

Snakes on a Plane is a the new me in a rubber apron you in a clownsuit Suzie standing nearby with a stapler and you pelting me with jello snacks and singing "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:16:34 -0800

I know I've been to movies before when the audience (when they could manage to tear themselves away from their cell phone conversations about where to meet up afterwards for dinner) cheered like lunatics at something that happened onscreen. If we get "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" I predict a similar response (disclaimer: I pretty much exclusively see my movies at the Alamo Drafthouse these days, so everyone will probably be at least a little buzzed by the time Sam J. says it.) These guys want to create a real interweb nerd buzz? Get the MST3K guys to do a B-side on the special edition DVD. Because those folks are your audience.

By: LarryC

LarryC — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:21:44 -0800

I hope there is an Apple product placement in the movie.

By: LeLiLo

LeLiLo — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:23:19 -0800

I think Samuel Jackson guessed right — a lot of people are going to want to see this movie, no matter what kind of prerelease hype or buzz it has. Snakes have been a major plot device since way back in the Garden of Eden, and certainly the "I hate snakes" line was a big hit in whichever terrible Indiana Jones movie that was. I've always loved the 'snakes on a roller coaster' urban myth, and of course there are also snakes in the ball pit. (Sorry, I meant the motherfucking ball pit.)

By: jazon

jazon — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:34:37 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off NPR, motherfucker!

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:46:38 -0800

"i.e. the Church/ i.e. the Government..." I do like how the internet is split between the early adopters of backlash and the little brothers who can't stop repeating a catchphrase. (As for the Urban Dictionary, I've been using "snakes on a plane" to mean something self-evident. Like, upon hearing someone complain that a girl they like shot them down after previously expressing disgust with them. "Of course she said no. Snakes on a plane, duh.")

By: eriko

eriko — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:48:07 -0800

Parseltounge, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

By: frogan

frogan — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:55:09 -0800

eriko, you rock.

By: Fenriss

Fenriss — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:07:29 -0800

Say "hiss" again!

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:08:22 -0800

"Snakes" stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent who has to fight a planeload of snakes unleashed by an assassin bent on killing a witness in protective custody. How do you possibly say anything after that? Although I have to admit beaucoupkevin made me laugh despite not wanting to.

By: johngumbo

johngumbo — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:22:41 -0800

Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on a Boat!!! I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:22:58 -0800

Why do I have to be Mr. Plane? Why I can't I be Mr. Motherfucking Snake?

By: trip and a half

trip and a half — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:28:47 -0800

Um, there seem to be some unwanted legless reptiles here at 30,000 feet; do you think we could lose them? Thanks.

By: my sock puppet account

my sock puppet account — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:34:04 -0800

With piracy so rampant, why bother to attract the internet audience when they're just going to download the movie anyway?

By: Toecutter

Toecutter — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:38:54 -0800

My prediction: now matter how many snakes there are, and no matter how menacingly Jackson scowls at them, this will not be a good movie. So . . . buh bye snakes. I said BUH BYE. BUH BYE Mother fucking snakes now get off the Mother Fucking Plane. Ok, that part is fun.

By: kyleg

kyleg — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:39:18 -0800

Administrator, there are motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane! Please hope me!

By: pitchblende

pitchblende — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:44:11 -0800

When it comes right down to it though, how many people are going to fork over $10 to see this? It may be a funny, campy concept, but when the rubber meets the road, this will flop in theatres if it's just trying to be the "worst movie ever."

By: frogan

frogan — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:44:27 -0800

I hate to be the kinda snake that do a snake a favor and then BAM hit the snake up for a favor in return. But I gots to be that snake.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:49:38 -0800

Medusa: I want these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking head!

By: trip and a half

trip and a half — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:54:54 -0800

Oh, crap: *seems to be*. Goddam snakes! Hope me!

By: davebush

davebush — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:59:33 -0800

The plot of the film isn't generating the buzz, it's just the title. If this things was called "Panic Flight" or something, nobody would care and this thread wouldn't be here.

By: Bear

Bear — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:02:24 -0800

oh-my-f'n-gawd! after the 5th time, it's old. Please stop! it's like a kid who just learned a new swear word.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:15:02 -0800

If the buzz about this movie does in fact build and build and build and build for FIVE MORE MONTHS, and then positively impacts this film's box office, I will eat my Von Dutch trucker hat. Which is no longer trendy. Similar to how this movie won't be. However, I do have high hopes for the forthcoming James Woods vehicle, "Crazy Gluing A Guy's Penis to His Thigh." Listen: "My motherfucking penis is glued to my motherfucking thigh!" I'm working on the song for that one now.

By: kosem

kosem — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:16:28 -0800

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a snake out, and givin' a snake a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

By: rleamon

rleamon — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:29:41 -0800

Wait a minute. You're saying there are snakes on this plane?

By: kenlayne

kenlayne — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:27:36 -0800

whichever terrible Indiana Jones movie that was .... Uh, you mean the greatest movie of all time when I was in ninth grade? And still the greatest movie you can find on TNT or whatever the day after Thanksgiving. That would be motherfucking Raiders of the Lost Ark. Until that weird cheap SoaP trailer showed up, and even after, I thought it was all some Fark joke I missed -- and all based on the famous and biblical scene in Raiders involving a snake and a plane and a guy who is scared of snakes. But now that the truth is known ... I will surely go see some air-conditioned $5 matinee in the horrid heat of August to see Samuel Jackson at war with a bunch of dubious snakes. On a plane. And I will get high as a kite beforehand.

By: iviken

iviken — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:37:19 -0800

LarryC: yes, there will be Apple product placement! According to IMDb, Agam Darshi will play "iPod girl". I wonder if iPod Girl will do the silhouette dance?

By: strangeleftydoublethink

strangeleftydoublethink — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:37:28 -0800

By the time the movie does hit the theaters, everyone will think they have already seen it. The box office gross will be $87.00.

By: Hicksu

Hicksu — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:40:10 -0800

...and I still want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: lalochezia

lalochezia — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:41:37 -0800

My snake ain't plain laddie: it's under me sporrrrran! Now give me my money. Like he said in the abortion of a film Formula 51, "we got paid" while looking at the camera, truly the most excerable dross ever to hit the screen

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 23:21:56 -0800

I'm sure that other people have made this same bet, but if so, I'm casting my ~~rock~~, ~~club~~, ~~spear~~, ~~axe~~... fuckit If this IS NOT a hoax (that all this is just to get people to talk about the movie and the actual movie doesn't involved snakes on planes on >%50 percent of the time... I'll go plant some snakes on a plane.

By: gsteff

gsteff — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 00:08:36 -0800

Wait a sec, where are the snakes again?

By: medium format

medium format — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:36:57 -0800

I missed Porky's 10?!

By: cillit bang

cillit bang — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:55:51 -0800

I believe they're on some sort of aircraft.

By: Enron Hubbard

Enron Hubbard — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:25:10 -0800

From one of spock's links above: Snakes on a Plane is perhaps the greatest movie title since Leprechaun in the Hood.

By: eriko

eriko — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:37:39 -0800

I believe they're on some sort of aircraft. And there's not a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it!

The Times London Sirs: On my last flight on British Airways, I was startled to discover both a massive infestation of snake of all sorts, and a large man with a gun spewing obscenities. While I must note, with thanks, this gentleman's efforts to control the slithering pandemic, I would think that BA would have impressed upon him the importance of decorum. While I understand the surprise he must have felt, I scarcely feel it appropriate that the attempted removal of the reptiles needed to be accompied by a stream of utterances which would cause a Royal Navy Petty Officer blush. Finally, my wine was corked. BA must work on these minor points of customer service, which ruined an otherwise lovely flight, lest they be confused with some airline named after a Greek or Cyrillic letter. Yours - A. Complainer Northumbria

By: saysthis

saysthis — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:07:10 -0800

我要这些她妈的蛇下这他妈的飞机。 It's what I have to give.

By: Laotic

Laotic — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:22:26 -0800

I want all these motherfucking viral dollars off my motherfucking internets! On another note, snakes are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

By: shnoz-gobblin

shnoz-gobblin — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:33:23 -0800

Do you realise how hard it is to shoot snakes with a pistol?

By: adnanbwp

adnanbwp — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:33:24 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! In maan chod saanpoon ko is maan chod jahaz se nikaalo! Now in Urdu !!!

By: rottytooth

rottytooth — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:33:45 -0800

This some ELABORATE shit!

By: The Jesse Helms

The Jesse Helms — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:48:50 -0800

from rottytooths link: Motherfucker, I CHECKED the "NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES" box when I BOUGHT these mothefuckin' TICKETS to be on this MOTHEFUCKIN' PLANE WITH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON IT!

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:03:17 -0800

I still fail to see how this title is any more brilliant than Jason Takes Manhattan. I mean, you want a "shit happens" type film-title, that's it.

By: spock

spock — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:06:11 -0800

Samuel L. Jackson is one asp-kicking actor, eh?

By: Cookiebastard

Cookiebastard — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:12:20 -0800

Teen1: Oh, here come the motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin plane. They're cool. Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:45:31 -0800

I initially thought that the buzz started as a joke but there is mounting evidence that marketing people hired by the producers are feeding it all over the web. I think you're right. Seems like it's over already. Color me with the early-adopter-backlash crowd. It was funny once. When it became marketing, less so.

By: stevil

stevil — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 15:14:41 -0800

(apologies to eriko) American Airlines Customer Relations P.O. Box 619612 MD 2400 DFW Airport, TX 75261-9612� 14 January, 2005 To whom it may concern, On Sunday, January 9th, I flew AA51 from London Gatwick to Dallas-Fort Worth. At Gatwick, I was confronted with a security check that exceeded sense and decency and, I feel, creates a terrible potential liability for your airline. At Gatwick, I was directed to a security podium before I checking in for my flight. The security officer asked me a series of questions, such as: * Where are you flying? * How long have you owned your luggage for? * Are there any motherfucking snakes in your luggage? The security officer then handed me a blank piece of paper and said, "Please write down the names and addresses of ever motherfucking snake you're staying with in the USA." I actually began to write this out when I was brought up short. "Wait a second -- since when does AA compile a written dossier on the names and addresses of my snakes? Why are you asking me this? Do you have a privacy policy and a data-retention policy I can inspect prior to this?" The security officer told me that this was a Transport Security Agency (TSA) regulation. I asked for the name or number of the regulation, its text, and the details of the data-retention and privacy practices in place at AA UK. The security officer wasn't able to answer my questions, and she went to get her supervisor. After several minutes, her supervisor appeared and said, after introducing himself, "Sir, we want to make sure there are no motherfucking snakes on this plane." I think it's pretty hard to argue that making passengers produce written dossiers on their friends' home addresses makes planes in the sky secure. I asked again if this was really a TSA regulation and what AA's privacy and data-retention policies are. In the past few days, I've told this story to many friends in the US and the UK and they've all been shocked by it. It's really stuck in my craw, and left me with three questions for your airline: 1. What is the AA privacy and data-retention policy? 2. Do non-Platinum flyers have to provide dossiers on their friends on demand from an AA officer? Why? 3. How can you possibly allow motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane I'm cc'ing this note to my colleagues at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, to my friend John Gilmore who is currently suing the TSA over some of its regulations, and to the website I co-edit, Boing Boing (boingboing.net), which has over 200,000 daily readers. I will be very interested to hear your reply. I would appreciate a response by February 1, 2005. Thank you, Cory Doctorow AAdvantage Number: XXXXXXX

By: banshee

banshee — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 15:38:19 -0800

this plane ... it has snakes?

By: me & my monkey

me & my monkey — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:04:19 -0800

Do you realise how hard it is to shoot snakes with a pistol? Not hard at all, with the right motherfucking ammo.

By: eriko

eriko — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:15:14 -0800

Oh, my. Stevil *so* wins. I've been fairly trumped on that trick. In speaking to an AA agent, I'll note that they have no policy against snakes on a motherfucking plane, but they could extend the badgers on a goddamn luggage cart policy.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:58:40 -0800

You had to open the motherfucking can of motherfucking peanuts, didn't you?

By: crazyray

crazyray — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:57:52 -0800

stevil wins the Internet.

By: djrock3k

djrock3k — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:12:42 -0800

Just one question. Where was the first mention of the now classic line, If it wasn't in the script, what "Genius of the Internet" came up with the line? "Hiss Again. HISS AGAIN! I Dare You, I DOUBLE DARE you, MOTHERFUCKER! HISS ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"

By: joshuaconner

joshuaconner — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:13:01 -0800

I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

By: joshuaconner

joshuaconner — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:13:16 -0800

Wait, am I too late? Where did everybody go?

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:43:13 -0800

Robo-snakes on a (geometric) plane

By: Saellys

Saellys — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:03:08 -0800

You do plan to have motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, yes? Er, yes? Hello? *taps monitor*

By: youarenothere

youarenothere — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 15:55:36 -0800

Oh may gawd, Saellys. Jurassic Park.