Cops on Myspace
March 30, 2006 1:01 PM   Subscribe

Cops on Myspace
posted by Lusy P Hur (40 comments total)

 
Wow, complete with Dave Matthews music video from MusicJesus.com.
posted by rxrfrx at 1:06 PM on March 30, 2006


I still think it peculiar that one can get shitfaced at a cop bar, but if a grad student at Haravrd gets caught with a joint, they must either run or call a lawyer.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:09 PM on March 30, 2006


Get these motherfucking cops off the motherfucking myspace.
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 1:10 PM on March 30, 2006


Cops looking at MySpace. And arresting girls for taking child-porn pics. Of themselves. What the heck?
posted by digaman at 1:11 PM on March 30, 2006


Cops looking at MySpace. And arresting girls for taking child-porn pics. Of themselves. What the heck?

Well... it is illegal?
posted by rob paxon at 1:13 PM on March 30, 2006


Yes, that information is in the uh... link.

Those girls may go to jail for a long time, and for what, I can't bloody figure out.
posted by digaman at 1:16 PM on March 30, 2006


I saw that article earlier today and was rather surprised to learn that you can be prosecuted for making child porn of yourself.
posted by rxrfrx at 1:16 PM on March 30, 2006


digaman, one of the girls was 19. the other a minor. sexually explicit photographs taken together is illegal in most states.
posted by NationalKato at 1:17 PM on March 30, 2006


wait - so after the cops bring in the girls for taking child pornography pictures of themselves, do they then have to turn themselves in for looking at child pornography?

the internets are getting confusing.
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:19 PM on March 30, 2006


Well I guess it sure taught them a lesson...
posted by Jimbob at 1:19 PM on March 30, 2006


Pigggggggggs Innnnnnnnnn MySpaaaaaaaace
posted by Capn at 1:19 PM on March 30, 2006


Well digaman, I don't think the book should be thrown at them. Hell, I don't even think it should be illegal. But it is, and should any of us happen to browse myspace and come across it... and get caught...

A slap on the wrist is in line IMO, as it is illegal.
posted by rob paxon at 1:20 PM on March 30, 2006


rxrfrx, I believe their main mistake was posting the photos on each of their MySpace pages.
posted by NationalKato at 1:20 PM on March 30, 2006


Thanks, NK. Yeah -- the first time I read the article, I didn't get that they were doin' stuff together. My bad, as they say.
posted by digaman at 1:20 PM on March 30, 2006


Cops spend all day beating minorities and breaking strikes to protect us. Why should we care if they spend their free time trolling for ass or talking bad about people they arrested? Why would the cops bother to arrest people if the people weren't guilty?

(note: the above statement can be used to get excused early from jury duty.)
posted by Mayor Curley at 1:21 PM on March 30, 2006



posted by pmbuko at 1:22 PM on March 30, 2006


Had it been two 19-year olds, the cops probably would've just pinned the image up in the locker room.
posted by NationalKato at 1:23 PM on March 30, 2006


dammit, Capn
posted by pmbuko at 1:23 PM on March 30, 2006


how'd they know she wasn't 99 years old like her profile said?
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:30 PM on March 30, 2006


Police were on the Myspace scene...you know what I mean?

They passed me up, confronted all the underage porn fiends.
posted by First Post at 1:32 PM on March 30, 2006


Had it been two 19-year olds, the cops probably would've just pinned the image up in the locker room.

You're sure the illegal image isn't pinned up in the locker room?

Cops are the law.
posted by LordSludge at 1:38 PM on March 30, 2006


You know it's only a misdemeanor to run from the cops? Plus, it looks great on television.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:41 PM on March 30, 2006


But on the Internet, there's nowhere to run.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:41 PM on March 30, 2006


Except in Michigan.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:43 PM on March 30, 2006


How long before you can be arrested for molesting yourself?
posted by shnoz-gobblin at 1:47 PM on March 30, 2006


But on the Internet, there's nowhere to run.
In MySpace noone can hear you scream. Unless you're screaming "OMG! I m SO DEPRESSED!!! LOLOLOL!!!!"

How long before you can be arrested for molesting yourself?
Don't give anti-masturbation fundies ideas...
posted by qvantamon at 1:50 PM on March 30, 2006


Man, thats one sick motherfucker on that 2nd link.
posted by sfts2 at 1:59 PM on March 30, 2006


rxrfrx writes "I saw that article earlier today and was rather surprised to learn that you can be prosecuted for making child porn of yourself."

It's because if they don't the pedophile/child porn witch hunt breaks down. It's the same reason computer created child porn is illegal many places.
posted by Mitheral at 2:05 PM on March 30, 2006


I guess everyone is on myspace now.
posted by drezdn at 2:11 PM on March 30, 2006


DEPRESSED!!! LOLOLOL!!!! is the new jesus wept.
posted by Sparx at 2:22 PM on March 30, 2006


god i hate cops.

and myspace.

You don't know what you just did to me.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:41 PM on March 30, 2006


Man, are all MySpace pages that ugly?
posted by Mitheral at 2:45 PM on March 30, 2006


Cops looking at MySpace. And arresting girls for taking child-porn pics. Of themselves. What the heck?

Well... it is illegal?


According to the link, one of the girls was 19, the other was 16. Both old enough to consent to sex. Maybe the 19 year old was posting out of date pictures?

I don't really think children should be charged for taking pictures of themselves, though.
posted by delmoi at 2:46 PM on March 30, 2006


FUCK MYSPACE IT BREAKS MY FIREFOX OFFICER PLEASE HOPE ME.


Seriously, myspace always causes my fborwser to have a shitfit.

posted by lalochezia at 2:48 PM on March 30, 2006


"What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq, with unlimited Ammo"

I'm not inviting him to any of my parties...
posted by Citizen Premier at 2:50 PM on March 30, 2006


If I use a time machine and go back to the past, can I consensually rape myself (I mean, the past self won't like it, but what the hell, I am retroactively consenting!)? What about if I go back to when I was a ten year old?
posted by qvantamon at 2:54 PM on March 30, 2006


Man, are all MySpace pages that ugly?
posted by Mitheral at 4:45 PM CST on March 30 [!]



posted by cellphone at 4:13 PM on March 30, 2006


What about if I go back to when I was a ten year old?

See here.
posted by Jimbob at 9:05 PM on March 30, 2006


Why would the cops bother to arrest people if the people weren't guilty?


That's irony, right? Right??

Anyway, all of the myspace officers were working patrol and fairly inexperienced. I've heard baby cops tell outrageous stories in public where they shouldn't. They just need to grow up a bit.
posted by crythecry at 9:37 PM on March 30, 2006


You know it's only a misdemeanor to run from the cops? Plus, it looks great on television.



(said image appeared in the local paper after the infamous Halloween celebration here in Madison one year. The next day, my son asked me: "Daddy, why is the Stormtrooper beating up on Spongebob?")
posted by thanotopsis at 5:14 AM on March 31, 2006


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