Comments on: Taste the excitement!

Taste the excitement!

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:39:02 -0800

You might be a redneck if ... you enjoy Jeff Foxworthy Jerky. Or maybe you'd prefer some NASCAR brand meat. Remember when sports food tie-ins were simpler? Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? via spofi

By: Shfishp

Shfishp — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:45:45 -0800

Remember this morning staple?

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:59:40 -0800

Ohhh lord. "Taste the Excitement?" The first thing that makes me think of sure isn't family fun down at the racetrack.

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:02:25 -0800

Ya know, NASCAR hotdogs and brats almost make sense, given the outdoor nature of the sport. Almost.

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:05:02 -0800

I've had NASCAR brats. They were just ok.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:34:45 -0800

Pimp my meat.

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:35:44 -0800

That can't be real (although I have to concede that it likely is). Has anyone seen NASCAR branded processed animal protein on store shelves?

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 15:05:22 -0800

OMG, Reggie Jackson bars! First Otherworld, now one of my favorite candies from my youth. Come on, MeFi, what else have I forgotten about?

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 15:11:02 -0800

Nope PurplePorpoise, it's real.

By: Steven C. Den Beste

Steven C. Den Beste — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:18:37 -0800

I'm no joke writer, but I did come up with this: You might be a redneck if you keep a chainsaw in the trunk of your car, just in case.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:51:26 -0800

"I'm no joke writer..." That is correct, sir!

By: pitchblende

pitchblende — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:06:03 -0800

Does "NASCAR Meats" conjure up the image of eating roadkill for anyone else? Someone needs to get their hands on these products and get back to us with the ingredient list.

By: arto

arto — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:46:55 -0800

Look, I know you might not enjoy Jeff Foxworthy's humour, but that's no damn reason to eat the man.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:39:03 -0800

Four words: Bill Elliot Pork Rinds. I've actually eaten these.