Stretching your listening pleasures

March 30, 2006 3:31 PM

iGoatse {SFW} New from Extraneo studio. "There are no words to describe it. And you know why." {via laughingsquid}
posted by MiltonRandKalman (56 comments total)

It wasn't funny 7 posts ago either.
posted by emflr at 3:33 PM on March 30, 2006

shit
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 3:33 PM on March 30, 2006

igoatse didn't come up in my search
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 3:34 PM on March 30, 2006

...was scrolling too hard?
posted by youcancallmeal at 3:46 PM on March 30, 2006

Shit, indeed.
posted by AwkwardPause at 3:46 PM on March 30, 2006

graffitti on a soon-to-be demolished FPP

I goatse.

[prepubescent cackle]
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:47 PM on March 30, 2006

posted by 327.ca at 3:51 PM on March 30, 2006

I just want to post something here before it goes away. I think I'll add a picture, too.


posted by CRM114 at 3:57 PM on March 30, 2006

igoatse didn't come up in my search

That's because you posted the double before the search engine had a chance to index the previous one.
posted by ook at 3:58 PM on March 30, 2006

Jeez.
posted by fixedgear at 4:00 PM on March 30, 2006

posted by fire&wings at 4:01 PM on March 30, 2006

Last gaping post.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:02 PM on March 30, 2006

nope, this was the last
posted by hatsix at 4:03 PM on March 30, 2006

That's a stretch.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:03 PM on March 30, 2006

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.
posted by 327.ca at 4:05 PM on March 30, 2006

like we needed even ONE goatse post...
posted by HuronBob at 4:07 PM on March 30, 2006

If I had an anus
I'd stretch it in the morning
I'd stretch it in the evening ... all over this land,
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:17 PM on March 30, 2006

All your favorite bands are shit.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:19 PM on March 30, 2006

The site seems a little anal retentive today.
posted by milquetoast at 4:20 PM on March 30, 2006

At least the headline was a little less lame, but dear god.
posted by kyleg at 4:25 PM on March 30, 2006

Yawning, gaping chasm of despair awaits this post
posted by disclaimer at 4:25 PM on March 30, 2006

Snakes on a plane.
Ouch.
posted by zoinks at 4:30 PM on March 30, 2006

bummer.
posted by jimmythefish at 4:30 PM on March 30, 2006

this goatse, it vibrates?
posted by jmgorman at 4:30 PM on March 30, 2006

Yaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....ing anus.
posted by stinkycheese at 4:31 PM on March 30, 2006

DO NOT CLICK THIS HORRIBLE, DISTURBING LINK -- NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING
posted by brain_drain at 4:33 PM on March 30, 2006

AACK!! Brain_drain!! My EYES!!
posted by shnoz-gobblin at 4:35 PM on March 30, 2006

DAMN YOU brain_drain! I'll never be able to get that out of my head!
posted by philcliff at 4:37 PM on March 30, 2006

Ah, shit, brain_drain. You shoulda saved that for a single-link FPP of your own!
posted by 327.ca at 4:37 PM on March 30, 2006

Last p...
posted by AwkwardPause at 4:38 PM on March 30, 2006

asphinctersaywha
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:40 PM on March 30, 2006

My God... it's full of stars!


posted by CynicalKnight at 4:46 PM on March 30, 2006

poop lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 4:46 PM on March 30, 2006

Sista kommentaren! Nu på svenska!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:47 PM on March 30, 2006

Why all the graffiti in this valuable post?
posted by dersins at 4:47 PM on March 30, 2006 [1 favorite]

≡0≡
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:53 PM on March 30, 2006

Dansk.
posted by AwkwardPause at 4:53 PM on March 30, 2006

Yeah I flagged the article right after I found out. Ok Children, I want you to go here and keep clicking till you get it out of your system. I'd FPP that link but I already blew it for today.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:54 PM on March 30, 2006

posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:57 PM on March 30, 2006

The search page should also recommend a quick CTRL-F search.
posted by graventy at 4:59 PM on March 30, 2006

ook explained "That's because you posted the double before the search engine had a chance to index the previous one."
{sigh} Is there no justice on the Internets?

kyleg taunted "At least the headline was a little less lame, but dear god."
You don't have to hit to hurt, kyleg
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:01 PM on March 30, 2006

If this doesn't get deleted soon, someone's going to post an actual goatse image in it, and no one wants that.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:01 PM on March 30, 2006

posted by Astro Zombie at 5:03 PM on March 30, 2006

But I didn't want to be exposed to SCIENCE!!
posted by loquacious at 5:05 PM on March 30, 2006

someone's going to post an actual goatse image

With that in mind, let me request one with an actual goat, please, for once.
posted by CynicalKnight at 5:09 PM on March 30, 2006

=E03=
posted by Zozo at 5:13 PM on March 30, 2006

posted by dgaicun at 5:17 PM on March 30, 2006

Goatse and the Big Penis guy should make a video together--or a least go on a date.
posted by snsranch at 5:34 PM on March 30, 2006

I would take advantage of this, but probably jessamyn is still looking at the big penis vid and matt's baby is sick, all at the same time. Ta Ta! (Sorry jess, jK.)
posted by snsranch at 5:37 PM on March 30, 2006

So is it only available in full-size iPod format? My nano would look pretty funny, yet oddly appropriate, floating around in one of these full-size jobbies.
posted by Clamwacker at 5:41 PM on March 30, 2006

Metafilter: Full Sized Jobbies
posted by Sk4n at 5:45 PM on March 30, 2006

No goats.
posted by kika at 5:46 PM on March 30, 2006

this post is really stretching...ahhhh nevermind.
posted by Demogorgon at 5:48 PM on March 30, 2006

no goats.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:51 PM on March 30, 2006

Wait, this is still here? STILL?
posted by dersins at 6:18 PM on March 30, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by iamck at 6:29 PM on March 30, 2006