Speaking of suddenly appearing monoliths...

January 4, 2001 8:19 AM

Speaking of suddenly appearing monoliths... A six-foot anatomically correct snow sculpture was found in Connecticut. It was destroyed so that "young eyes" would not view it.
Best Quote: "That was before she discovered that this rendering of the body part that puts the man in snowman was taller than she was, and hardened by ice. "
posted by champignon (7 comments total)

Well the constitution mentioned freedom of speech but never said anything about ice sculpture. God bless America.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:59 AM on January 4, 2001

why wouldn't there be an investigation into who built this...this...this montrosity! i cried when they toppled it. like the day frosty the snowman melted in the greenhouse trying to keep little jenny warm. the horror.
posted by j.toronado at 9:33 AM on January 4, 2001

When it snows a lot around here, college campus area, you can drive around and see a dozen or so giant penis snow sculptures. Can't these college kids be a little more creative?
posted by jamescblack at 10:11 AM on January 4, 2001

Dear God, the background image on that page is horrible when scrolled...
posted by pnevares at 10:20 AM on January 4, 2001

Well, the next they (ahem) erect a snow phallus, I hope I can get my picture taken with it (actually, on top of it) before the authorities show up.

The culprits are hereby invited to email me.
posted by debrahyde at 10:56 AM on January 4, 2001

And a thousand points to champignon for the link title.
posted by Optamystic at 1:46 PM on January 4, 2001

I liked the kindergarten teacher who said "It was perfect!"
posted by dhartung at 3:49 PM on January 4, 2001