Nigerian Football Association Gives the Green Light to Bribery
April 3, 2006 7:42 PM Subscribe
Let me make you an offer you can refuse...
The Nigerian Football Association has adopted the "if you can't beat 'em join 'em" policy regarding bribery of officials. They now say that officials can accept bribes, so long as said bribes don't affect the game's outcome.
Brilliant. Why didn't anyone think of this before?