Joke-Off
April 4, 2006 2:09 PM Subscribe
Sorority VP's cause likely to be overshadowed by her unfortunate last name. Joke-off commencing in 3...2...1...
This post was deleted for the following reason: a one note joke makes for a weak post
/Opens door, flips on lights
"And in here you can see an example of a 'failed fpp' - I don't really remember what this is still doing here..."
"OOoooo..."
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:15 PM on April 4, 2006
"And in here you can see an example of a 'failed fpp' - I don't really remember what this is still doing here..."
"OOoooo..."
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:15 PM on April 4, 2006
You could have made this joke in one of the GeekTV threads, about Irina Slutsky.
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:16 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:16 PM on April 4, 2006
Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
posted by billysumday at 2:18 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by billysumday at 2:18 PM on April 4, 2006
...0...-1...-2...
posted by eddydamascene at 2:22 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by eddydamascene at 2:22 PM on April 4, 2006
Damn...I take a 10 minute nap and wake up in Jr. High School again...
I hate it when that happens...
posted by HuronBob at 2:23 PM on April 4, 2006
I hate it when that happens...
posted by HuronBob at 2:23 PM on April 4, 2006
I knew a kid in school named Cuntfacesky. Tough childhood.
posted by mr_roboto at 2:26 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by mr_roboto at 2:26 PM on April 4, 2006
Hey did any of you guys see this great link on Chevy Tahoe?
posted by Mr Bluesky at 2:26 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by Mr Bluesky at 2:26 PM on April 4, 2006
Hugevaginasky. Ima Hugevaginasky.
posted by billysumday at 2:27 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by billysumday at 2:27 PM on April 4, 2006
I knew a kid in school named Cuntfacesky. Tough childhood.
Back when I was a PC salesman, my first customer was named (no joke) 'Peter Wank.' I imagine his childhood was downright hellish. I also had one named Glasscock, and an unfortunate middle-aged gent named Charles M. Anson, who gave all his kids the same middle initial.
posted by jonmc at 2:29 PM on April 4, 2006
Back when I was a PC salesman, my first customer was named (no joke) 'Peter Wank.' I imagine his childhood was downright hellish. I also had one named Glasscock, and an unfortunate middle-aged gent named Charles M. Anson, who gave all his kids the same middle initial.
posted by jonmc at 2:29 PM on April 4, 2006
You know, there's an awful lot of "Dick Hardin"s in this world too...
posted by banishedimmortal at 2:33 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by banishedimmortal at 2:33 PM on April 4, 2006
Slut sky? I hardly know her!
posted by The White Hat at 2:35 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by The White Hat at 2:35 PM on April 4, 2006
Of course, Dick Trickle always takes the cake on this sort of thing.
posted by davejay at 2:36 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by davejay at 2:36 PM on April 4, 2006
I'm sorry, is there something amusing about all these last names?
posted by Matt Weiner
posted by freetshirt at 2:40 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by Matt Weiner
posted by freetshirt at 2:40 PM on April 4, 2006
My bud "Rod Morehead" gets a few giggles.
posted by Mr Bluesky at 2:42 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by Mr Bluesky at 2:42 PM on April 4, 2006
Katcoff, I get it, Katcoff! It's like a coffing Kat! HAHAHAH
posted by kuatto at 2:44 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by kuatto at 2:44 PM on April 4, 2006
Did someone put the filter in backwards today?
posted by milquetoast at 2:48 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by milquetoast at 2:48 PM on April 4, 2006
Amanda... Is there an Amanda Hugankiss here? I'm looking for Amanda Hugankiss!
posted by loquacious at 2:50 PM on April 4, 2006
posted by loquacious at 2:50 PM on April 4, 2006
Anurag Dikshit is pretty bad.
But nothing compares to a truly, truly awesome name like Lucious Pusey.
posted by dios at 2:52 PM on April 4, 2006
But nothing compares to a truly, truly awesome name like Lucious Pusey.
posted by dios at 2:52 PM on April 4, 2006
Amanda... Is there an Amanda Hugankiss here? I'm looking for Amanda Hugankiss!
Brings to mind Bart's prank calls to Moe's bar.
posted by ericb at 2:52 PM on April 4, 2006
Brings to mind Bart's prank calls to Moe's bar.
posted by ericb at 2:52 PM on April 4, 2006
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