"I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope."
I can add nothing. posted by 517 at 10:19 PM on April 5, 2006
This is a beautiful piece of work, truely the pinnacle of western art.
Unfortunately it's also like a year old d00d. This is this year's bit. posted by p3on at 10:22 PM on April 5, 2006
I'm gonna be humming that 'hammer hits a cantalope' line all freaking day tomorrow. Argh! posted by Malor at 10:23 PM on April 5, 2006
You people need to stop making fun of seriousartists. Caution: first link contains laughably bad grindcore. posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:46 PM on April 5, 2006
this cannot be real. posted by Kifer85 at 10:52 PM on April 5, 2006
Zlad is my new god. Those are inspired. posted by doctor_negative at 11:20 PM on April 5, 2006
Or more concise, at least. I'll stop now ... posted by bcveen at 11:57 PM on April 5, 2006
Eastern Europeans are so backwards. And poor too. It makes me laugh, but also puke in disgust, at the same time. posted by Ljubljana at 12:02 AM on April 6, 2006
Laibach did it so much better. posted by sgt.serenity at 12:50 AM on April 6, 2006
Am I the only one tiring of the whole "Molvania" thing?
Well.. ok. posted by slater at 1:21 AM on April 6, 2006
Although admittedly weaker than "Anti-pope", Lithuania's "We are the winners" is my favourite of the Eurovision 2006 contestants. posted by ikalliom at 1:38 AM on April 6, 2006
Keijo, Lordi is the only reason I am for once going to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. Naturally, I am going to be drunk out of my skull.
It's going to be amazing, if only for entertainment value.
Suomi, Finland perkele... posted by slimepuppy at 1:40 AM on April 6, 2006
Youtube / Lithuania. Seriously, this song deserves to win. There would be no more Eurovision contests after that. posted by ikalliom at 1:52 AM on April 6, 2006
Pink-haired bondage space nun rockin' the habit = hawt.
Vlad!'s shirtless back = not so much. Nice boots, though. posted by loquacious at 3:02 AM on April 6, 2006
Santo Cilauro rocks, as always. posted by tomble at 4:42 AM on April 6, 2006
Loquacious has it! Gina Riley dressed as a penguin - hawt posted by dangerousdan at 4:51 AM on April 6, 2006
Molvania is a fascinating place. In fact, when I visited a few years ago I had brought a few little gifts, like cigarettes for the little children and firing arms for the grown-ups. My host family was so grateful, they immediately made me a feast of traditional Spatznah, being raw parsnips and lamb intestine, ground finely to accommodate the average local's haphazard dental situation. I would meet their youngest daughter at midnight under the Stalin statue, where we exchanged oral pleasure for toothbrushes and baseball cards. Not that I didn't have enough toothbrushes already, but she insisted.
Cousin Boris was blind, but that didn't keep him from distilling his own potato vodka at home. It tasted god awful, but at least he had a bath tub.
On Saturdays we went gypsy watching, a popular pastime which basically involves pulling up a few lawn chairs or tree trunks right outside the fence and just drink Boris brand vodka, or Stolichnaya if someone managed to steal some, until a gypsy appeared to beg, at which point we would yell: "Romani kurwa!".
Ah, good times.
I could, of course, tell you that story about how I played the entire national football team at tennis, but that's a different story altogether. posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:01 AM on April 6, 2006
BitterOldPunk, are those... duck noises on the Deicide site? posted by Drexen at 5:34 AM on April 6, 2006
This rocks totally and utterly, more than Lordia, and on a level equal to Dragonforce. I'm hoping for a ZLAD!/ Laibach tour in 2007.
Huh. I didn't know that Greg Proops was lithuanian. But I swear I heard him singing that song. posted by JeremyT at 6:17 AM on April 6, 2006
The song is just too good for Eurovision! that's why they left it out.
I thought that Lithuania entry was a joke too, but no, they're really in. Can't wait to see the final. posted by funambulist at 7:35 AM on April 6, 2006
1. Those are zebras.
2. Did anybody trying reversing that little blurp at the very end? posted by Wolfdog at 7:38 AM on April 6, 2006
This would be much funnier if it were real... posted by Artw at 7:55 AM on April 6, 2006
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
Artw: This would be much funnier if it were real...
It's funny because it almost could be real. One of these days, Eurovision will merge with American Idol and god help us then. posted by fourcheesemac at 8:16 AM on April 6, 2006
The Eurovisions on again ? when ?
My 'friend' is a eurovision junkie - he follows it for ages , puts down money at the bookies and always gets the winner - shall i ask him who his top tip is this year ? posted by sgt.serenity at 10:35 AM on April 6, 2006
MetaFilter: Like a hammer hits a cataloupe posted by blindcarboncopy at 11:03 AM on April 6, 2006
Incidentally, nobody told me that the spell check didn't cover the post title field. Though I prefer cataloupes (like a Loupe-Garou, but instead a cat that transforms into a man) to cantaloupes. posted by blahblahblah at 12:12 PM on April 6, 2006
I believe that would be a cat that transforms into a wolf - one of the less-studied transformational disorders. posted by Wolfdog at 12:39 PM on April 6, 2006
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Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope."
I can add nothing.
posted by 517 at 10:19 PM on April 5, 2006