Goat on a Pole

April 9, 2006 9:37 AM

Goat on a pole:Institute for the study of The Goat, The Pole, Their Relative Positions
posted by mr_crash_davis (21 comments total)

posted by I Love Tacos at 9:43 AM on April 9, 2006

There is a school of thought that says, "some people on the Internet have too much time on their hands".

However, please. There's a motherfucking goat on the motherfucking pole.
posted by bwerdmuller at 9:48 AM on April 9, 2006

This is another subversive push by the creationists to force the Bible into our classrooms.
posted by Krrrlson at 9:51 AM on April 9, 2006

"I want that goat on this motherfucking pole!"

Sorry
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:53 AM on April 9, 2006

Argh, that's what I get for getting up to get a soda while the preview page loads.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:54 AM on April 9, 2006

Ha ha, goat there first.
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:01 AM on April 9, 2006

You forgot goat on a Poland!
posted by furtive at 10:17 AM on April 9, 2006

that goat does look damn happy
posted by philcliff at 10:22 AM on April 9, 2006

More goat polls.
posted by chasing at 10:52 AM on April 9, 2006

Ah! Did the goat jump UP on the pole, or did the world shift DOWN and left the goat standing on the pole?
posted by Balisong at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2006

Goat may film this summer -- though a sequel would be considered harmful.
posted by kurumi at 11:00 AM on April 9, 2006

Adherents of Goatonapole often shout the mantra "The goat's on a pole!" to remind others of this central and single tenet...

The goat's on a pole!
posted by salvia at 12:04 PM on April 9, 2006

Q: Why is the goat on a pole?

A: HERETIC!!!
posted by darkstar at 12:46 PM on April 9, 2006

Goat on a pole?
Was the goat touched inappropriately by her father when she was little?
posted by c13 at 12:54 PM on April 9, 2006

I'm shocked that you would even raise this subject without mentioning the endless suffering and oppresion that Poleunderagoatists have suffered at the hands of their Goatonapolist brethren.

Insensitive bastard.
posted by nebulawindphone at 4:53 PM on April 9, 2006

darkstar: brilliant.
posted by chudmonkey at 5:09 PM on April 9, 2006

The only reason that goat's still on its pole is because it's been nailed there.
posted by flabdablet at 5:19 PM on April 9, 2006

And ROFL, flabdablet!!!
posted by darkstar at 9:05 PM on April 9, 2006

Husband Dave just announced that he wants a Goat-On-A-Pole T-shirt ("As long as the graphics look cool.")

This is a "guy thing" isn't it?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:45 AM on April 10, 2006

I'm not a guy. They make T-shirts??
posted by salvia at 10:38 AM on April 10, 2006

Not that I know of. My husband was just thinking wishfully. Or wistfully.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:28 PM on April 10, 2006