Sex for nerds, things that shiver.

April 9, 2006 9:44 AM

Even geeks need to reach out and touch someone. (so NSFW).
Found while browsing today, a site (mentioned once, in a comment, by its author here) dedicated to the other kind of technolust. For those times when you just cannot be physically close to the one you love/lust/hook-up-with. Or whatever it is you kids are doing these days, with your newfangled "Internet" and "Computers."

I think that, instead of trying to be witty about it, I'll let its content speak for itself.
posted by ChrisR (26 comments total)

It's "internets" now, man. Internets.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:48 AM on April 9, 2006

The schematics of the fleshlight look like they were made with the Excitebike track generator.
posted by I Foody at 10:09 AM on April 9, 2006

I prefer Interwebs. They're much faster.
posted by Mikey-San at 10:11 AM on April 9, 2006

mr_crash_davis, I apologize. I've obviously got a long way to go before I can claim my level-10 curmudgeon status.

/me hangs his head in shame.
posted by ChrisR at 10:11 AM on April 9, 2006

*flips to back cover of Mondo 2000*

Nope, still not here yet.

And only a 10,000 dollar reward? What the hell is that, 1/10th of a pack of ramen? They haven't made 10,000 dollar bills in 10 years. Last night I burnt a barrel full of billion dollar notes out of sheer boredom. I only accept Kongbucks.

*sets sintered armorgel underpants to "squidgy" and squirms in his seat*
posted by loquacious at 10:18 AM on April 9, 2006

It really is a shame that, when I order pizza, I don't get it delivered by you, loquacious.
posted by ChrisR at 10:20 AM on April 9, 2006

Meanwhile, FuckU-FuckMe remains vaporware.
posted by aaronetc at 10:31 AM on April 9, 2006

Here is the low-tech aides for the less geeky, recommended by Ms Rosy Palm
posted by elpapacito at 10:33 AM on April 9, 2006

Yeah, that Uncle Enzo's special squid ink bukakke schoolgirl panty pizza is pretty damn tasty, huh?
posted by loquacious at 10:36 AM on April 9, 2006

I Foody: LOL! I'm sooooooooo glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

That's hot.
posted by BaxterG4 at 10:57 AM on April 9, 2006

HEY! THAT'S MY PAGE!

Thanks for posting it, heee. ^_^
posted by qDot at 11:51 AM on April 9, 2006

It's "internets" now, man. Internets.

I prefer Interwebs. They're much faster.

I think we should create, and spread as many epithets for the Intertron as we can. It should be an Internets of many names, some dark and secret, only to be whispered at night, others light and silly, which we can shout while skipping gaily about town.
posted by sparkletone at 12:05 PM on April 9, 2006

The naming of 'nets is a difficult matter
It isn't just one of your Mefi snark games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter,
When I tell you the Web must have three different names.
posted by Biblio at 1:13 PM on April 9, 2006

Intramatic

Inter-O-Nets

Internest

Internex

Interpol (no, that's taken)
posted by Miko at 1:20 PM on April 9, 2006

Interpool isn't, though.

Hinternets (for the old, musty Geocities pages full of pictures of the owners' cats).

Iterro... no.
posted by ChrisR at 2:06 PM on April 9, 2006

INTARWEBS
INTARWOOBS
INTEROWOOBLES
INTERPOOPIES
posted by loquacious at 3:19 PM on April 9, 2006

Betwixterweb?
posted by Biblio at 3:39 PM on April 9, 2006

Obviously, the Japanese don't fuck around with their screw tubes.

Pure gold.

MetaFilter: They don't fuck around with their screw tubes.
posted by IronLizard at 3:55 PM on April 9, 2006

Intermaweb, obviously.
posted by chudmonkey at 5:05 PM on April 9, 2006

Internerds.
posted by flabdablet at 5:14 PM on April 9, 2006

Cybernests?
Enterwebs?
Intercest?
Enterfest?
Baxtercakes?
posted by Citizen Premier at 6:55 PM on April 9, 2006

You know, I'd try to shepherd this conversation, but I think that the nature of our discourse might just <echoey>saaaaave Metafilter</echoey>

And possibly the whole Intermabob with it.
posted by ChrisR at 8:51 PM on April 9, 2006

Interamaweb
posted by Iamtherealme at 1:41 AM on April 10, 2006

More and more of these gadgets are forcing you to sit in your couch/seat and deprive you of real world experiences.

Wonder who benefits from these at all ? The pharmaceutical companies for sure !!
posted by chrisranjana.com at 1:49 AM on April 10, 2006

I think it's the couches.
posted by johngumbo at 11:58 AM on April 10, 2006

No, man... that stuff leaves streaks.
posted by ChrisR at 6:38 AM on April 11, 2006