Play with yourself anytime you like...

January 5, 2001 5:37 AM

Play with yourself anytime you like... I don't know why, but I find myself wondering if I could afford the $250 or more they're asking for one of these. I can think of a thousand fun things I could do with a 'me' action figure (via Thirteen Labs).
posted by Markb (12 comments total)

Most notably you can get two duplicates and fuck yourself over, in the action figure way. heh. And, wasn't this posted before?
posted by tiaka at 5:45 AM on January 5, 2001

Don't think so, I did a URL search and a search for 'action figure'. Where's Doublepostguy when you need him?
posted by Markb at 5:50 AM on January 5, 2001

ahh.. it must be somewhere else, probably a blog.
posted by tiaka at 5:55 AM on January 5, 2001

ahh.. it must be somewhere else, probably a blog.
posted by tiaka at 5:55 AM on January 5, 2001

Speaking of posted before...
posted by fullerine at 6:11 AM on January 5, 2001

It's a little cheezy... but that's damned fine marketing.

But what's a "Joe Club"?
posted by baylink at 7:29 AM on January 5, 2001

I think a Joe Club refers to GI Joe, they have conventions and everything. I was going to post this myself as place to get the Pyra action figures made, someday I will have a Megnut with kung-fu grip.
The truth is that if you have any sculpting ability, you can do this yourself for far less money. Everything you need is available at the art supply store. An excellent book on rubber casting is available here, it is where I got mine, though it does not appear to be listed on the website. That does not matter, check out the other amazing books that are available, and learn to do things for yourself. You might not want to build your own lathe (that is so sad...) but you surely will want to make your own fancy soap (hmm. don't see that on the site either, request the catalogue), or build your own working windmill. Green power!
posted by thirteen at 8:36 AM on January 5, 2001

In the "Joe Club" example, they say "(In this case our minimum of 25 figures)"

Is it actually possible to just get one? I mean, an action figure or two of me would be neat, but I don't know if my tenuous grasp of sanity could handle an army of me.

Gosh that'd be fun though.
posted by cCranium at 8:55 AM on January 5, 2001

Hey, I could almost get away with just buying one of those sample guys. My hair's due to be cut today and I'll match even more.

Also, there has to be a way to combine this with RealDoll ...
posted by dhartung at 9:28 AM on January 5, 2001

The truth is that if you have any sculpting ability, you can do this yourself for far less money.

Well, that leaves me out...
posted by kindall at 10:31 AM on January 5, 2001

ohmy. of course, the possibility also exists that you could get action figures made of people you dislike. use them as target practice.

ahem. not that i condone such a thing.
posted by sarajflemming at 11:10 AM on January 5, 2001

Dan, you are truly a sick fuck.

I want Shania Twain.
posted by baylink at 11:11 AM on January 5, 2001