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Future events such as these will affect you in the future!

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:48:52 -0800

Can you prove it didn't happen? Best known for his work on Plan 9 from Outer Space, the Amazing Criswell had quite a career outside of his rare appearances in film. The spit-curled, stentorian psychic had a penchant for bizarre predictions, was the source for music by Mae West, and inspired some damned interesting writing.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:49:28 -0800

I would have included the obligatory Wikipedia entry, but I wrote a lot of it.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:55:54 -0800

I always wondered what happened to Plans 1-8.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:58:08 -0800

You don't know? Your stupid minds! Stupid!

By: MrBaliHai

MrBaliHai — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:04:27 -0800

Thanks for the link, AZ. My new server needed a good pounding...:-)

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:07:14 -0800

Looking at your past posts, MrBaliHai, I'm not sure we're not twins.

By: MrBaliHai

MrBaliHai — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:17:40 -0800

I'm not sure we're not twins. I was an orphan, raised by bonobo apes at the Milwaukee Zoo, so it's not beyond the realm of possibility. And I was hitherto unaware of the Criswell/Mae West connection, so thanks for uncovering that fascinating audio tidbit.

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:03:51 -0800

If you're wondering where most of the people on Last.fm got their copy of "Criswell Predicts", Dr. Mysterian had it for awhile... At least, that's where I got it. As well as my weekly predictions of the future.

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:10:46 -0800

And he predicted captcha.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:16:10 -0800

Dr. Mysterian needs to update. I'll tell him, as, according to the Omaha Reader, I am him.

By: oncogenesis

oncogenesis — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:48:05 -0800

Oh, man. His pronouncements in "Orgy of the Dead" are peerless and priceless. "A pussycat begs to be whipped!" (from memory)

By: First Post

First Post — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 15:16:28 -0800

His pronouncements in "Orgy of the Dead" are peerless and priceless. "Torture! Torture! It pleasures me!!" Something along those lines, heh. Haven't seen it in years. Criswell was a genius though. Somewhere I have the "Criswell Predicts: Your Incredible Future" CD; this FPP inspires me to go look for it.

By: Hal Mumkin

Hal Mumkin — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:42:54 -0800

You don't know? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Time cube?

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 14:56:27 -0800

Thats all im taking from you ! *slap*